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Seriously, if you have anything more than a bar of soap in your shower then lol.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 01:57 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 06:04 |
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I have a scrub brush. Deal with it.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 01:59 |
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hmmm.... very easily claims first post and first view at the same time?
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 01:59 |
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you goddamn loving idiot rear end in a top hat
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 02:00 |
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If you're black you also need a washcloth
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 02:01 |
do you use it to go gently caress yourself
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 02:01 |
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i stay clean by constantly licking myself
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 02:04 |
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Jesus Christ posted:Seriously, if you have anything more than a bar of soap in your shower then lol. Andy Rooney had the same exact opinion. How does it feel to be in lockstep with dead, old curmudgeon?
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 02:06 |
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lol showers? what are you a beta bitch? i just slough off my old skin every time i feel the need to molt
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 02:11 |
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i have a can of shaving cream and a straight razor what of it, bitch
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 02:20 |
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i poo poo in there and the poop gets between my toes, i try to cram it down the drain by squishing the poop with my toes but it jams up and the shower fills with lovely water, im quite literally bathing in poo poo and i love it, i have to usually get down on my knees with my face near the lovely water and i press the poop down further into the drain with my fingers, sometimes depending on what i eat i see vestiges floating on the surface of the cesspool and the blood rushes into my penis, then i lay on my back in the poo poo water with poop all over my body and i jack off just in time for the hot shower water to dissolve the last of the poop clogging the shower drain and then i rinse the poop off my body, scrub myself for like 2 minutes, then back to business and no one is the wiser
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 02:21 |
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the razor is for blood play with the bf and the cream is lube for assplay. som,etimes we shave though
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 02:21 |
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lets hear from some of those goons who don't use shampoo
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 02:21 |
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shampoo conditioner anti dandruff conditioner face wash anti acne face wash body wash body scrub loofah op's mom
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 02:33 |
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a loofah and some nice smelling bodywash should be there too duder also i hope your moisturizing cause even the best soap drys your skin out shampoo is a scam though lol if you use anything but antidandruff a couple times a year when the humidity gets too high/low
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 02:51 |
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LOL at people getting worried about butt cooties while washing in the shower.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 02:52 |
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A beer.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 02:53 |
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I dunno man towels come in pretty handy, too.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 02:57 |
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Cyril Sneer posted:I dunno man towels come in pretty handy, too. towels work best when kept outside the shower
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 03:01 |
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Jesus Christ posted:Seriously, if you have anything more than a bar of soap in your shower then lol. lol no exfoliate and moisturize your body (including your face). you'll thank me later.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 03:03 |
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Hello yes I use a washcloth because how are you supposed to use bodywash without it?
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 03:04 |
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A TRUE MAN ONLY USES SOAP MADE FROM HIS BARE HANDS OUT OF TALLOW OF HIS ENEMIES, LYE FROM THE ASHES OF THE FAMILIES HE'S BURNED, AND PURE HYDROXIDE. YOU loving PUSSIES. Ignore the fact that girls like to rub up against silky things...
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 03:06 |
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why would you not shampoo
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 03:06 |
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the real jesus DID have some pretty fucnky hair
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 03:07 |
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lmao OP does your shower not have a faucet that emits water? what's it like being so poor that the only way you can clean yourself is with dry air and soap?
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 03:08 |
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I spun it the otha way and just have a jug of Softsoap.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 03:09 |
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thats a weird gender norm imo op
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 03:14 |
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:A beer.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 03:16 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46-WNPlCYsg
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 03:21 |
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Shower puffs arent just for gays anymore
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 03:22 |
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:Shower puffs arent just for gays anymore Also for women
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 03:24 |
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I`tr5i\ed to clean my keyboar5d wi\th shamp+oo and now i\ br5oke i\t
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 03:25 |
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nnnnnng unnnng mmm oh yeah ooohhh nnnnnnAHH!AHH!!AAAAAHHHH! feels good man
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 03:28 |
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I dont use soap. I noticed I smell better in general now that I just scrub myself down with a louffa and water
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 03:34 |
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At the very least you should have shampoo, conditioner, soap, exfoliating facial scrub and maybe a pumice stone. Good quality stuff too, that suave poo poo is for college students.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 03:44 |
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you guys should try out pine tar soap it's how i fill the hole in my heart from being a failed classically self trained baseball player by still smelling like a hunk of maple lathered in pine tar and never ever loving use a metal bat or batting gloves even if your coach says he'll bench you if you dont "get with the times idiot"
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 03:51 |
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LeoMarr posted:I dont use soap. I noticed I smell better in general now that I just scrub myself down with a louffa and water i saw a gif of a monkey scrubbing heself with a lemon and he seemed to enjoy it so now i do that too, but i haven't researched it at all. if rubbing fruit all over your body is wrong i dont want to be right
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 04:06 |
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I have two bars of soap, one for washing and one for holding in my butt while I shower for that extra pleasure
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 04:08 |
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Shampoo conditioner body wash face wash and a loofah im gay
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 04:08 |
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Sonofsilversign posted:shampoo is a scam though lol listen to this guy shampoo is just ordinary detergent that fucks up your scalp and makes you overproduce oil so you go "oh no im greasy better shampoo again" but if you stop using it after a while you stop needing it and your hair will be better than ever
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