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Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser
I take dumps then go sit directly in the hot bath with a lovely rear end

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Dumbfire Rocketman
Jul 30, 2009

a drunk european baby
is putting u in ur place

there is only one soap and it is dr. bronner's magic soap



great as shampoo too

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

The Radix posted:

i saw a gif of a monkey scrubbing heself with a lemon and he seemed to enjoy it so now i do that too, but i haven't researched it at all. if rubbing fruit all over your body is wrong i dont want to be right

Actually yes, lemon disintegrates all the dead skin on you, it also shines your hair. It's a bit costly unless you grow lemons yourself but I do that twice a week and my skin is way cleaner than what it used to be.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
I have a bottle of shampoo (in addition to the bar of soap), hope this is ok OP.

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Soap, exfoliant for your face, shaving stuff, a loofa or poof, and hair stuff if you have hair.

Thats pretty standard for humanity.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
I have a blast in the shower. I grab a beer, crack it open, hop into the hot and steamy and use large amounts of every female shower product my wife has while drinking that beer. Sometimes I shave my chest and clog the drain.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Every brand of body wash is the same. It just smells different. Don't be scammed please

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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the soap is made from the semen of your sexual conquests

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n77auNQDiPk

Meatwolfe
Oct 31, 2011

eric posted:

In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

I always use an aftershave with little to no alcohol, because alcohol dries the skin and makes you look older.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

lol if you dont have one of those faggy puff things

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Soap, exfoliant for your face, shaving stuff, a loofa or poof, and hair stuff if you have hair.

Thats pretty standard for humanity.

wtf is exfoliant and what kind of dude shaves in the shower

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

JakeP posted:

wtf is exfoliant and what kind of dude shaves in the shower

Dudes who don't give a poo poo about water conservation.

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
I just have really REALLY high pressure shower head in there.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
to clean myself i rub my body down with olive oil, then scrape it off with a brass scraping tool.

only barbarians use soap, disgusting

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Don't you need some toilet roll for if you decide to have a poo poo?

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

Dumbfire Rocketman posted:

there is only one soap and it is dr. bronner's magic soap



great as shampoo too

This poo poo, this is some good poo poo.

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
Doctor "Time-Cube" Bronner

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Dumbfire Rocketman posted:

there is only one soap and it is dr. bronner's magic soap



great as shampoo too

This stuff is shite. No foam and is like rubbing olive oil in your hair.

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006

spud posted:

This stuff is shite. No foam and is like rubbing olive oil in your hair.

i knew it. i knew that soap looked like bullshit

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Yeah the batshit gibberish scrawled all over the label was a clue that there was something else going on besides just making some good soap

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



I use Original Source minty ball wash. It is p good you should all try it.

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Strategic Tea posted:

Don't you need some toilet roll for if you decide to have a poo poo?

i find it's easier to wipe my rear end with tp that isnt soaked from being in the shower though

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Buying different poo poo for your face hair rear end mouth armpits and hands is like going to Taco Bell and really thinking hard about whether you want a ground beef soft taco or a ground beef burrito. It's almost literally the same thing in a slightly different arrangement. How many ways can you combine sodium lauereth sulfate and blue #2 anyway.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Tujague posted:

Yeah the batshit gibberish scrawled all over the label was a clue that there was something else going on besides just making some good soap

Thats catnip for hipsters.

Dumbfire Rocketman
Jul 30, 2009

a drunk european baby
is putting u in ur place

spud posted:

This stuff is shite. No foam and is like rubbing olive oil in your hair.

this is a blatant lie and dr bronner does not appreciate

the only reason it wouldn't foam is because you are constantly marinating in a thick layer of sebum you disgusting animal

Manifest Despair
Aug 20, 2008
the only thing I need in my shower is a fleshlight

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
we've been conditioned to think that shampooing your hair is a daily requirement, but seriously, you shouldn't do it more than like twice a week. your hair will become healthier.

Bread Dragon
Apr 7, 2012

That and Dr Bronner's, especially eucalyptus, hth.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

sweetmercifulcrap posted:

your hair will become healthier.

What does this mean

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
you shouldnt shower at all, your skin will be healthier

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ROFLburger posted:

What does this mean

It'll quit smoking and start going to the gym. Hair is gonna get its swole on. volumizing squats

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Hair is dead stuff, FYI.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




The Radix posted:

i saw a gif of a monkey scrubbing heself with a lemon and he seemed to enjoy it so now i do that too, but i haven't researched it at all. if rubbing fruit all over your body is wrong i dont want to be right

Fruit contains alpha-hydroxy acids. Was all the rage in skin care a few years ago.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
i've been using this stuff the past few years

works pretty good. doesn't dry my skin out like every "men's" body wash I've tried

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

what the gently caress is a shower?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
I like the dove soap with the little scratchy bits in it

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Stevie Lee posted:

i've been using this stuff the past few years

works pretty good. doesn't dry my skin out like every "men's" body wash I've tried

same, it works well and has a very light scent

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I usually go shampoo for the hair, then soap for fave and neck, then bodywash for rest. I get cleaned and smell nice doing it

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