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I take dumps then go sit directly in the hot bath with a lovely rear end
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 12:04 |
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there is only one soap and it is dr. bronner's magic soap great as shampoo too
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 04:43 |
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The Radix posted:i saw a gif of a monkey scrubbing heself with a lemon and he seemed to enjoy it so now i do that too, but i haven't researched it at all. if rubbing fruit all over your body is wrong i dont want to be right Actually yes, lemon disintegrates all the dead skin on you, it also shines your hair. It's a bit costly unless you grow lemons yourself but I do that twice a week and my skin is way cleaner than what it used to be.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 04:47 |
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I have a bottle of shampoo (in addition to the bar of soap), hope this is ok OP.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 04:53 |
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In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 04:59 |
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Soap, exfoliant for your face, shaving stuff, a loofa or poof, and hair stuff if you have hair. Thats pretty standard for humanity.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 05:27 |
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I have a blast in the shower. I grab a beer, crack it open, hop into the hot and steamy and use large amounts of every female shower product my wife has while drinking that beer. Sometimes I shave my chest and clog the drain.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 05:45 |
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Every brand of body wash is the same. It just smells different. Don't be scammed please
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 06:05 |
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the soap is made from the semen of your sexual conquests
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 06:11 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n77auNQDiPk
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 06:40 |
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eric posted:In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave with little to no alcohol, because alcohol dries the skin and makes you look older.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 16:54 |
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lol if you dont have one of those faggy puff things
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 17:04 |
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psyopmonkey2 posted:Soap, exfoliant for your face, shaving stuff, a loofa or poof, and hair stuff if you have hair. wtf is exfoliant and what kind of dude shaves in the shower
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 18:01 |
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JakeP posted:wtf is exfoliant and what kind of dude shaves in the shower Dudes who don't give a poo poo about water conservation.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:25 |
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I just have really REALLY high pressure shower head in there.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:30 |
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to clean myself i rub my body down with olive oil, then scrape it off with a brass scraping tool. only barbarians use soap, disgusting
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:50 |
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Don't you need some toilet roll for if you decide to have a poo poo?
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:56 |
Dumbfire Rocketman posted:there is only one soap and it is dr. bronner's magic soap This poo poo, this is some good poo poo.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:56 |
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Doctor "Time-Cube" Bronner
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 20:07 |
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Dumbfire Rocketman posted:there is only one soap and it is dr. bronner's magic soap This stuff is shite. No foam and is like rubbing olive oil in your hair.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 20:08 |
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spud posted:This stuff is shite. No foam and is like rubbing olive oil in your hair. i knew it. i knew that soap looked like bullshit
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 20:17 |
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Yeah the batshit gibberish scrawled all over the label was a clue that there was something else going on besides just making some good soap
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 21:20 |
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I use Original Source minty ball wash. It is p good you should all try it.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 21:31 |
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Strategic Tea posted:Don't you need some toilet roll for if you decide to have a poo poo? i find it's easier to wipe my rear end with tp that isnt soaked from being in the shower though
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 21:32 |
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Buying different poo poo for your face hair rear end mouth armpits and hands is like going to Taco Bell and really thinking hard about whether you want a ground beef soft taco or a ground beef burrito. It's almost literally the same thing in a slightly different arrangement. How many ways can you combine sodium lauereth sulfate and blue #2 anyway.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 21:39 |
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Tujague posted:Yeah the batshit gibberish scrawled all over the label was a clue that there was something else going on besides just making some good soap Thats catnip for hipsters.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 21:41 |
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spud posted:This stuff is shite. No foam and is like rubbing olive oil in your hair. this is a blatant lie and dr bronner does not appreciate the only reason it wouldn't foam is because you are constantly marinating in a thick layer of sebum you disgusting animal
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 21:41 |
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the only thing I need in my shower is a fleshlight
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 21:43 |
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we've been conditioned to think that shampooing your hair is a daily requirement, but seriously, you shouldn't do it more than like twice a week. your hair will become healthier.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 21:46 |
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:A beer. That and Dr Bronner's, especially eucalyptus, hth.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 21:53 |
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sweetmercifulcrap posted:your hair will become healthier. What does this mean
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 22:03 |
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you shouldnt shower at all, your skin will be healthier
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 22:05 |
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ROFLburger posted:What does this mean It'll quit smoking and start going to the gym. Hair is gonna get its swole on. volumizing squats
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 22:05 |
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Hair is dead stuff, FYI.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 22:09 |
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The Radix posted:i saw a gif of a monkey scrubbing heself with a lemon and he seemed to enjoy it so now i do that too, but i haven't researched it at all. if rubbing fruit all over your body is wrong i dont want to be right Fruit contains alpha-hydroxy acids. Was all the rage in skin care a few years ago.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 22:10 |
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i've been using this stuff the past few years works pretty good. doesn't dry my skin out like every "men's" body wash I've tried
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 22:11 |
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what the gently caress is a shower?
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 22:32 |
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I like the dove soap with the little scratchy bits in it
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 22:37 |
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Stevie Lee posted:i've been using this stuff the past few years same, it works well and has a very light scent
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 22:39 |
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I usually go shampoo for the hair, then soap for fave and neck, then bodywash for rest. I get cleaned and smell nice doing it
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