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Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
Basically take classic, timeless rap lyrics and then translate them into something even the most white of white people can understand! It's a great service for the chronically unhip people like me who want to read about the people hip into chronic! So let's get intellectualizin'!




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Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

let's not

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
'watch me nae nae' = "watch me post on gbs"

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
wizard master

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
lmao you watermarked those

Russian Remoulade
Feb 22, 2009

let me in mom!!! posted:

lmao you watermarked those

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

White people are too smart to understand Busta.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz_K1Gjrx8c

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Let's travel back in time!

No, it doesn't work, sorry.

TheSlutPit
Dec 26, 2009

this poo poo is lame and you should feel bad op

but I still got a chuckle because i'm a white square

TheSlutPit
Dec 26, 2009

let me in mom!!! posted:

lmao you watermarked those

he jus wan to make sure those peskey redditors do not take credit u know

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

I enjoy curvy figures and I cannot be facetious about it!
Other gentlemen cannot dispute my claims!
When a female enters the room with an exaggerated figure that is prominent I become aroused!

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

let me in mom!!! posted:

lmao you watermarked those

He didn't even make those, they're just reposts from the original Comedy Goldmine article.

the future is WOW fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Aug 2, 2015

HeatedMilk
Nov 27, 2013

Are you ready for Darshan, my child?

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H-_ThqZrRk

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i hope those are from an old photoshop phriday and not sincere efforts in 2015

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
It is difficult
to speak in a rhyming fashion
to speak in a rhyming fashion with unparallelled rhythmic precision
it is difficult

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

they are, thank god


the original version has a chess analogy. what's smarter than chess? talking like a fag obvs.

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008
Shame on a fellow who'd try to hoodwink a fellow
Our group would be careless with firearms!

elderly disheveled son of a single mother, present, and unedited.

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master

shut up netface posted:

Shame on a fellow who'd try to hoodwink a fellow
Our group would be careless with firearms!

elderly disheveled son of a single mother, present, and unedited.

Yeah!! :D

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser
I been runnin thru the 6 with poo poo posts

youknowhowishitpost

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Anthophila in the trap Anthophila Anthophila in the trap

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
Take hold of your polymer-framed semi automatic pistol when you encounter Tupac
Notify the Los Angeles Police Department when you encounter Tupac

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
This is 10% luck, 20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure, 50% Fame
And 100% reason to stop posting in threads

(op that is)

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

gently caress the op
gently caress the op
gently caress gently caress gently caress the op

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
mix one gram bicarbonate of soda per every sevens grams of cocaine hydrochloride

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
thou hast lain with thine mother and forsaken ye dre

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Today I didn't have to use my assault rifle to protect my life and the lives of those around me, so I feel today has been a better day than most, where such an occurrence is commonplace.

salut pussy sensei
Aug 20, 2014

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

The Mentalizer posted:

He didn't even make those, they're just reposts from the original Comedy Goldmine article.

I looked at the pics thinking this is something SA would have been all over in about 2003, and it turns out they're from 2002. I consider that a minor victory for myself.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Am I doing this correctly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuXrT03lyGo

Rodnik
Dec 20, 2003
Dog, SA nearly invented this poo poo like over 10 years ago.

Rap is already intellectualized, what you are doing is adding a level of damnable sophistry like all white people feel is necessary to keep the masses at arms length from the reigns of power.

chaymie
Apr 5, 2008

Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew posted:

Bio-production is greatly increased, magnetic fields
Velocity of projectiles, electro-liquid experiments
Theoretical observances and critical procedures, cool
To seventy-seven kelvins, by submerging, steel cylinders
Secure capacitated it in the cyrogenic containin the crude samples
One millimeter, in diameter
Since the last explosion, december 3rd, 1992
Reinforce mixin copper nickel-beryllium oxide
Concentric layers, proportional carbon density of the radius
Indisturbed existance if it does produce contradictory statements
Or quantum, wave functions, mechanic mind out of matter
This behaviour is accompanied by concious experience
Remains astral, flexing as ever
Ask copernicus about pushing limits

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Thread so bad I'd just spam goatse in it, but isn't even worth the price to rereg. Jump off a bridge OP

BoobFarts
Apr 14, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xAeSkdtaeI

Mugsbaloney
Jul 11, 2012

We prefer your extinction to the loss of our job

Adding tons of words and clunky cargo cult circumlocution isn't "intellectualising" anything unless you are the kind of mouthbreathing dipshit that called me a dictionary fucker in primary school. Die motherfucker die - me to u op

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
shame on u op

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
:yikes:

Zooey Dave Chapelle
Oct 27, 2013
maybe relevent idk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6H0i1RAdHk

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a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

classic '08 banter

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