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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
gently caress you spiders



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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

nice legs, rear end in a top hat

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
They're uneducated fuckups who don't deserve the reverence they get.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
hey spiders, do you run so fast to compensate for your giant penises and toned, supple bodies??

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
"Spiders are dupes and retards."
- Ron Paul, 2016

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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fuckin dumbshit spiders can suck my dick

naem
May 29, 2011

mdm posted:

hey spiders, do you run so fast to compensate for your giant penises and toned, supple bodies??

omg, I'm a spider

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the only thing worse than spiders are ops.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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imo anything with more than 4 legs should be killed

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
no house, no car, no job, no skeleton. if you ever get laid you gonna get eaten by a fat lady spider. spiders should kill they are selves

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Spiders are cool.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
gbs continues the trend of being hateful assholes

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Spiders are cool.

i got like 2 that live in my car. ill be driving along and see them crawling on the windshield and i will smile because they make me happy

Chad Thundercock
Aug 1, 2015
are spiders gay?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Chad Thundercock posted:

are spiders gay?

im gay

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

Chad Thundercock
Aug 1, 2015

haha same yolo

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
Arachnids need not apply

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

jessica worked hard on this picture, and then really hard on the framing, lettering and watermarking

one for the portfolio

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003
HOLY SHIT I JUST WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT BIRDS IN CAGES. DID YOU KNOW PUTTING BIRDS IN CAGES MAKES YOU LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER? CAUSE IT DOES AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU KNOW. I ALSO WANT YOU TO KISS YOURSELF IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PUTTING A BIRD IN A CAGE.

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

Arachnids need not apply

No dogs
No Irish
No spiders

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Hey, you Wilford Brimley lookin motherfucker



You don't even make a loving web



You eat ants. Do you even know how gross ants are? Catch a fuckin mosquito or something. Oh wait, you can't cause your dumb rear end can't even make a web.



What's the matter, scared I'm going to squish your tiny rear end?



I'm just joshin with ya, ya big blouse. Go wrassle yourself a fuckin fruit fly or something. Watch out for the cat.

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
I'm a gay pussy tarantula and if I fall more than 2 feet I literally pop like a water balloon

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003
HOLY SHIT I JUST WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT BIRDS IN CAGES. DID YOU KNOW PUTTING BIRDS IN CAGES MAKES YOU LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER? CAUSE IT DOES AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU KNOW. I ALSO WANT YOU TO KISS YOURSELF IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PUTTING A BIRD IN A CAGE.
Go right ahead and have that 3rd slice, Slim.

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de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
real spiders have curves

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Spiders have to watch me masturbate and shower while they sit in the corner of the room looking more disgusting than me. I could kill them at any moment.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Frostwerks posted:

i got like 2 that live in my car. ill be driving along and see them crawling on the windshield and i will smile because they make me happy

Look... I'm all for leaving spiders alone but the car is a sanctuary.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

tardwrangler posted:

Go right ahead and have that 3rd slice, Slim.



pff small fat spiders thinkin they know our plight

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


Why don't you go gently caress yourself, Tommy?

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
this spider is hosed

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

a dog from hell posted:

Look... I'm all for leaving spiders alone but the car is a sanctuary.

your posts make me frown because they are bad

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Frostwerks posted:

your posts make me frown because they are bad

I don't have an av so you're not meant to read them.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Haha spiders are poo poo and I could squash one with my finger no prob.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

Joust posted:

Haha spiders are poo poo and I could squash one with my finger no prob.

Here I

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

M must be the spider who bit spiderman and gave him super spider strength

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
one time i was walking down the driveway and it was night and i didnt notice a spider dangling on a web or whatever so i ran in to it and it was on my face and i opened my mouth because i gasped in shock because something was on my loving face and the spider got in to my mouth

obv since the whole spider was in my mouth that means its spider dick was also in my mouth which means it was a gay spider lol

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

naem posted:

omg, I'm a spider

You are worthless and I hope you die in front of you many children who you can't support

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

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Nap Ghost

spider apologist spotted

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

ttherwa a spider in the toilet here on the roof i always look at it while peeing or pooping. there used to be two but now theres just one. and they both had 8 legs then one day one of them only had seven legs but it didnt seem to concern it much. i guess it had a few spare but i still wonder what happened. i guess one spider ate the other but i never saw a spider husk maybe it fell in the oilet

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

im not going to insult spider btw they are my friends

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