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ehhhhhhnnnnnn
Jun 3, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
if you get a cut make sure to pee on it so it doesn't get infected

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i gargle urine every day to strengthen my immune system

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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i get a dude to pee in my rear end in a top hat to protect me from stds

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
wood alcohol
bleach
molten lava

All good to go!

Gentwise
Sep 12, 2003
Gentwise Bankfourthe, Esquire.
i poo poo piss out my rear end and cum poo poo out my dick. i bleed cum

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.
I wish OP's parents were too...

Nightrain
Dec 17, 2004

I may be new to SA, but I've been playing guitar in the desert and on top of pianos for years
I mix urine with Jack Daniels and a hint of mint, I call it a Saucy Jack

rgocs
Nov 9, 2011

ehhhhhhnnnnnn posted:

if you get a cut make sure to pee on it so it doesn't get infected

"Nothing like that your honor; I saw blood and was just trying to help her avoid an infection." - R. Kelly

Oh, also, urine is not sterile.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

symbolic posted:

i gargle semen every day to strengthen my immune system

Same

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Gentwise posted:

i poo poo piss out my rear end and cum poo poo out my dick. i bleed cum

what do u pee tho

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Sterilized water is sterile. Urine isn't sterile, it's got bacteria and HUMAN WASTE IN IT

gosh, I wish people would stop saying this.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

lol i think it's a cultural metaprank to get people to own themselves

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
That sounds icky but if the op says so it must be true :shrug:

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



turns out urine trouble

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
I mean like, if you're somewhere being dehydrated then yeah, drink up. Boiling it first would be best though.

I'm passionate about pee.

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Don't think that's actually true, op!

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

i mean for me the #1 thing is i like the taste. i don't know why. it disgusts me but i still find myself doing it and hiding my shame... but it's not like 99% any juice, drink, beer, soda, water can be said to be completely sterile (except yes sterile water but that's not most people's style).

ehhhhhhnnnnnn
Jun 3, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Fame Douglas posted:

Don't think that's actually true, op!

Maybe I was confusing urine with turds. Turds are sterile. Smear them on your wounds

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

eatting your own poo is ok because its just stuff from your own body so go hog wild

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002


looks refreshing but.... why are they wasting so much good urine?

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
My urine has a very sweet smell. I wonder if it taste sweet too.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Edgar posted:

My urine has a very sweet smell. I wonder if it taste sweet too.
if it does that means bad things

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

That's why it's totally fine to piss in the pool until you're literally stewing in your own waste.

-my friend, a pool pissing advocate

What an idiot. Would you piss in your bathtub and sit in it?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

The Protagonist posted:

what do u pee tho

by process of elimination - blood

I think they sweat bile

bikesonyx
Oct 9, 2014
I'm surprised that no one has mentioned that if you pee on a jellyfish sting the pain goes away, they taught me that in college first aid.

I don't care if it's true or not I'm not pissing on myself or letting you pee on me OP

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
My piss is always the most golden of showers.

If you piss foam and bubbles or lake water instead of normal piss see a doctor because your kidneys are hosed up.

Bread Dragon
Apr 7, 2012
1 like = op is sterile, 1 share = obama is sterile

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Reminds me of the last time I wore open toed sandals at a football game.

Asclepius Hot Rod
Apr 5, 2009
OP is sterile.

OP = piss

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
Sometimes i pee out my butt.

It's great news that it's sterile!

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

Gentwise posted:

i poo poo piss out my rear end and cum poo poo out my dick. i bleed cum

I would rather poo poo piss than cum poo poo

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

cum isnt sterile and people drink that; so why not enjoy a drink of pee too??

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
I started gargling piss for the health benefits but I've come to enjoy the taste

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

it's an acquired taste, and should be treated like wine tasting (always forget to spit it out and get a little rowdy!!!)

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008
If urine turns into ammonia, you probably should pee into bottles of bleach.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
I like to drink pee because education isn't cheap. Neither is heroin, sweet sweet heroin.

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
There was some lady on some weird addiction show that's been drinking, bathing, douching with her pee pee for years and she's fine.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Millie posted:

There was some lady on some weird addiction show that's been drinking, bathing, douching with her pee pee for years and she's fine.

Just because she's not ravaged with sores or having organ failure, doesn't mean she's fine. JERK rear end

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Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
Urine leaves the kidneys sterile, it does not leave the dick sterile, hth

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