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if you get a cut make sure to pee on it so it doesn't get infected
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 07:17 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 12:53 |
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i gargle urine every day to strengthen my immune system
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 07:20 |
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i get a dude to pee in my rear end in a top hat to protect me from stds
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 07:22 |
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wood alcohol bleach molten lava All good to go!
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 07:32 |
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i poo poo piss out my rear end and cum poo poo out my dick. i bleed cum
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 07:33 |
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I wish OP's parents were too...
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 07:33 |
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I mix urine with Jack Daniels and a hint of mint, I call it a Saucy Jack
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 07:33 |
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ehhhhhhnnnnnn posted:if you get a cut make sure to pee on it so it doesn't get infected "Nothing like that your honor; I saw blood and was just trying to help her avoid an infection." - R. Kelly Oh, also, urine is not sterile.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 07:45 |
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symbolic posted:i gargle semen every day to strengthen my immune system Same
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 07:48 |
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Gentwise posted:i poo poo piss out my rear end and cum poo poo out my dick. i bleed cum what do u pee tho
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 08:11 |
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Sterilized water is sterile. Urine isn't sterile, it's got bacteria and HUMAN WASTE IN IT gosh, I wish people would stop saying this.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 15:02 |
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lol i think it's a cultural metaprank to get people to own themselves
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 15:03 |
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That sounds icky but if the op says so it must be true
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 15:11 |
turns out urine trouble
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 15:19 |
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I mean like, if you're somewhere being dehydrated then yeah, drink up. Boiling it first would be best though. I'm passionate about pee.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 15:20 |
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Don't think that's actually true, op!
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 15:21 |
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i mean for me the #1 thing is i like the taste. i don't know why. it disgusts me but i still find myself doing it and hiding my shame... but it's not like 99% any juice, drink, beer, soda, water can be said to be completely sterile (except yes sterile water but that's not most people's style).
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 15:32 |
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Fame Douglas posted:Don't think that's actually true, op! Maybe I was confusing urine with turds. Turds are sterile. Smear them on your wounds
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 15:43 |
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eatting your own poo is ok because its just stuff from your own body so go hog wild
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 15:46 |
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 15:49 |
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looks refreshing but.... why are they wasting so much good urine?
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 16:06 |
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My urine has a very sweet smell. I wonder if it taste sweet too.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 16:21 |
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Edgar posted:My urine has a very sweet smell. I wonder if it taste sweet too.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 16:23 |
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That's why it's totally fine to piss in the pool until you're literally stewing in your own waste. -my friend, a pool pissing advocate What an idiot. Would you piss in your bathtub and sit in it?
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 16:28 |
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The Protagonist posted:what do u pee tho by process of elimination - blood I think they sweat bile
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 16:30 |
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I'm surprised that no one has mentioned that if you pee on a jellyfish sting the pain goes away, they taught me that in college first aid. I don't care if it's true or not I'm not pissing on myself or letting you pee on me OP
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 16:46 |
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My piss is always the most golden of showers. If you piss foam and bubbles or lake water instead of normal piss see a doctor because your kidneys are hosed up.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 16:50 |
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1 like = op is sterile, 1 share = obama is sterile
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 17:23 |
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Reminds me of the last time I wore open toed sandals at a football game.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 17:24 |
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OP is sterile. OP = piss
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:16 |
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Sometimes i pee out my butt. It's great news that it's sterile!
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:36 |
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Gentwise posted:i poo poo piss out my rear end and cum poo poo out my dick. i bleed cum I would rather poo poo piss than cum poo poo
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:37 |
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cum isnt sterile and people drink that; so why not enjoy a drink of pee too??
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:39 |
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I started gargling piss for the health benefits but I've come to enjoy the taste
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:41 |
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it's an acquired taste, and should be treated like wine tasting (always forget to spit it out and get a little rowdy!!!)
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:42 |
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If urine turns into ammonia, you probably should pee into bottles of bleach.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:51 |
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I like to drink pee because education isn't cheap. Neither is heroin, sweet sweet heroin.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 20:07 |
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There was some lady on some weird addiction show that's been drinking, bathing, douching with her pee pee for years and she's fine.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 20:47 |
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Millie posted:There was some lady on some weird addiction show that's been drinking, bathing, douching with her pee pee for years and she's fine. Just because she's not ravaged with sores or having organ failure, doesn't mean she's fine. JERK rear end
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 21:06 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 12:53 |
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Urine leaves the kidneys sterile, it does not leave the dick sterile, hth
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 01:23 |