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I think $50 is enough if lap dances cost around $20-$25 and you want to a few drinks and to tip the stage dancers
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You don't need any money, bring a flask up your rear end and tell the strippers you think you may be gay but aren't sure....free lapdances If the bouncers think you are lying show them the rear end flask
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Aug 2, 2015 07:30
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Depends on how high quality the girls are and what night you go (duh), but having danced for money before, really all it boils down to is "how much attention do you want from the tittays?"
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Aug 2, 2015 07:43
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Bring a gun. Everything else is gratis
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Aug 2, 2015 07:44
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VendaGoat posted:Bring a gun. Everything else is gratis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBn7bjy9c4U
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Aug 2, 2015 07:44
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fistfull of nickles
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Aug 2, 2015 07:46
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I don't think I've ever watched a music video linked from people on this website.
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Aug 2, 2015 07:49
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VendaGoat posted:Bring a gun. Everything else is gratis https://youtu.be/EB_XX_IM8io?t=8m25s
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Aug 2, 2015 07:52
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 what bouncer indeed?
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Aug 2, 2015 08:00
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just print out some fake bills with bible verses. the strippers will thank you when they find jesus and renounce their sinful ways.
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Aug 2, 2015 08:30
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Dollar on a string like Al Bundy
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Aug 2, 2015 08:39
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You know what op, it depends on the size of the strippers tits. Sub a cups, food stamps. Bigger than DD cups, 100+
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Aug 2, 2015 08:43
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The ladies love hot pennies. Specially if they're kind of damp. The hotter the better.
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Nightrain posted:You don't need any money, bring a flask up your rear end and tell the strippers you think you may be gay but aren't sure....free lapdances wow this plan is flawless how has this not become a world-wide technique?
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Aug 2, 2015 08:52
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MattO posted:The ladies love hot pennies. Specially if they're kind of damp. The hotter the better. Singles are for the Bill Gates' of the world. Screw that noise I stop off at the bank and get a couple rolls of nickels to throw up on the stage. From the sound the ricochet makes hitting the stage they'll know you ain't throwing pennies, gotta be something bigger. You gotta have some prime rear end titties for me to start throwing quarters though...
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Aug 2, 2015 08:53
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El Duderino posted:Singles are for the Bill Gates' of the world. Screw that noise I stop off at the bank and get a couple rolls of nickels to throw up on the stage. From the sound the ricochet makes hitting the stage they'll know you ain't throwing pennies, gotta be something bigger. You gotta have some prime rear end titties for me to start throwing quarters though... lifehack: if you use zimbabwe dollars you get even more bang for your buck
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Aug 2, 2015 08:56
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My uncle rhubarb (that's his nickname from when he was a kid) tells all his brothers sons to bring a hundred bucks and a package of sliced Oscar Meyer olive loaf. When you find yourself either eating the olive loaf or trying to put slices of it into the strippers g strings "It's time ta ga" hewould say, then he always made a train whistle noise.
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Sheep-Goats posted:My uncle rhubarb (that's his nickname from when he was a kid) tells all his brothers sons to bring a hundred bucks and a package of sliced Oscar Meyer olive loaf. When you find yourself either eating the olive loaf or trying to put slices of it into the strippers g strings "It's time ta ga" hewould say, then he always made a train whistle noise. Does it have to be olive loaf? All I'ves got is some past expiration pepper jack. It's in sliced form already so maybe? Edit: Hmm, think I won't be able to partake. It's kind of dried out and crumbling. Hit me up tomorrow yo
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Aug 2, 2015 09:29
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12 dollars, use them wisely
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Aug 2, 2015 09:53
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between 50 and 100
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Aug 2, 2015 10:21
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1 days pay: ~$400
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Aug 2, 2015 10:28
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why not just get a whore
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Aug 2, 2015 10:34
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Dirty tree and a turd
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Aug 2, 2015 10:39
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if you dont bring atleast 300 youre not gonna have fun or get a blowie from the desperate stripper right before the club closes
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Aug 2, 2015 10:48
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Zzulu posted:why not just get a whore why drink beer if there is hard liquor?
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:why drink beer if there is hard liquor? i'm gay
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Aug 2, 2015 11:53
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don't bring cash, bring yayo
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Aug 2, 2015 12:08
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2-400 cash for deposit and an 8 ball to seal the deal afterward
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:why drink beer if there is hard liquor? except this is more like why drink root beer if there is hard liquor
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Aug 2, 2015 13:05
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$250 in fives. Run a tab for the drinks, the cash is all stripper money.
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Aug 2, 2015 13:11
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City of Tampa posted:don't bring cash, bring yayo I think this. My buddy has a birthday at a local strip club. I brought 100 for drinks and dances and it lasted about an hour and a half. I should have gotten an 8 ball.
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Aug 2, 2015 13:49
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Gaunab posted:I think $50 is enough if lap dances cost around $20-$25 and you want to a few drinks and to tip the stage dancers Never been to a strip club but I am pretty sure they are designed to fleece you from the second you enter so you probably want to bring more money than that. I have heard that drinks can be around 15-25 dollars.
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Aug 2, 2015 13:51
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change about 10cents into nigerian dollars and make it fuckin rain
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Aug 2, 2015 14:29
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going in with nothing and seeing how long you can survive is relaly cool
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Aug 2, 2015 14:32
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Bring like twenty five bucks and a friend and just play pool and drink instead. For some reason pool is really popular in strip clubs.
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Aug 2, 2015 14:36
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Just bring the company credit card and get creative with your expense report.
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Aug 2, 2015 14:39
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$300
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Demonachizer posted:Never been to a strip club but I am pretty sure they are designed to fleece you from the second you enter so you probably want to bring more money than that. I have heard that drinks can be around 15-25 dollars. The last one I went to had a bathroom attendant. He was on fleek so I tipped him a dollar
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Aug 2, 2015 18:42
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bathroom attendants are always really cool dudes. i always get overpriced condoms from them.
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lol if you don't blow your rent money at the club
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