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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Can you buy whores together with a friend so you can split the cost so its cheaper

asking for a friend

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Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
strip clubs are for idiots hth

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
if youre wirryong about how much money to bring to a strip club you shouldnt go to a strip club

thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013
Yeah, if you don't have infinite money, don't go.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Bring a coin purse full of Sacajawea dollars

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Egbert Souse posted:

Bring a coin purse full of Sacajawea dollars

make it hail

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

it really depends on the city....

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
if you're going to waste money so a woman is near you a prostitute seems better value for money

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


does getting a lapdance count as cheating?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Forget the dancers, focus on the food. Sometimes better than bar food.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





$2000 in bills you printed out on your inkjet and colored with crayons.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
Yeah I think a day's pay is fine, so about two thousand.

If you live with your parents, don't waste your money on women.

rakovsky maybe
Nov 4, 2008

Jose posted:

if you're going to waste money so a woman is near you a prostitute seems better value for money

This is what I don't understand. The going rate for pussy is something like $120 an hour, so why pay $300 trying to convince a stripper maybe give you a bj?

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
personally I like to bring a roll of quarters and just wing it at the stage like a tomahawk

King Kaiser
Aug 3, 2015

by Ralp
Depends on the grade of strip club, and what you are looking for. I live in Tampa, strip club capital and I have several club categorized depending on what I am looking for. I have two dive clubs that I go to to get drunk, smoke weed, and grope rear end at the bar. If you have any kind of decent job, you can be a big fish, small pond. You can spend less than 50 bucks, and feel like a loving king. A hundred or two and you are god. I tend to stay away from the high end ones unless it's a special occasion. You can't really touch them on the barroom floor, you have to them to private dance area. They know this and use it to this advantage. Do not buy them drinks, and tip very little. Make them work for it, and tell them if they want you to take them to private dance area, they have to really make it worth your while. IMPLY something sexual, but do not say it outright like a loving vice cop. Pay attention to their facial cues and body language. If they frown, and tense up they are not extras girls and do not want to have sex with you. ABANDON SHIP. If they keep a neutral look they are on the fence. They need to be assured that you are not a cop, or a blather mouth. Pretty much all strippers sell pussy, but they don't want the other girls to know. If she lights up in both facial muscles and body language than you are loving in. BUT they are probably pro's and will try to charge and arm and a leg. STAY strong. Also keep in mind that strippers are like any other kind of women. The more "high class" you appear, the dirtier and perverted you can be with them. But don't dress up too nice, or they will think you are a forever alone virgin who will pay anything for female attention. Nice jeans and a polo is all you really need for the HIGH END Tampa clubs.

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

King Kaiser posted:

Depends on the grade of strip club, and what you are looking for. I live in Tampa, strip club capital and I have several club categorized depending on what I am looking for. I have two dive clubs that I go to to get drunk, smoke weed, and grope rear end at the bar. If you have any kind of decent job, you can be a big fish, small pond. You can spend less than 50 bucks, and feel like a loving king. A hundred or two and you are god. I tend to stay away from the high end ones unless it's a special occasion. You can't really touch them on the barroom floor, you have to them to private dance area. They know this and use it to this advantage. Do not buy them drinks, and tip very little. Make them work for it, and tell them if they want you to take them to private dance area, they have to really make it worth your while. IMPLY something sexual, but do not say it outright like a loving vice cop. Pay attention to their facial cues and body language. If they frown, and tense up they are not extras girls and do not want to have sex with you. ABANDON SHIP. If they keep a neutral look they are on the fence. They need to be assured that you are not a cop, or a blather mouth. Pretty much all strippers sell pussy, but they don't want the other girls to know. If she lights up in both facial muscles and body language than you are loving in. BUT they are probably pro's and will try to charge and arm and a leg. STAY strong. Also keep in mind that strippers are like any other kind of women. The more "high class" you appear, the dirtier and perverted you can be with them. But don't dress up too nice, or they will think you are a forever alone virgin who will pay anything for female attention. Nice jeans and a polo is all you really need for the HIGH END Tampa clubs.

source your quotes

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

rakovsky maybe posted:

This is what I don't understand. The going rate for pussy is something like $120 an hour, so why pay $300 trying to convince a stripper maybe give you a bj?

because when you're getting drunk and paying someone to rub up against you to music while your friends are around it's fun, when you have sex with your friends around then you're a step away from making a lovely porno. also who doesn't like attention from sexually attractive people

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

King Kaiser posted:

Depends on the grade of strip club, and what you are looking for. I live in Tampa, strip club capital and I have several club categorized depending on what I am looking for. I have two dive clubs that I go to to get drunk, smoke weed, and grope rear end at the bar. If you have any kind of decent job, you can be a big fish, small pond. You can spend less than 50 bucks, and feel like a loving king. A hundred or two and you are god. I tend to stay away from the high end ones unless it's a special occasion. You can't really touch them on the barroom floor, you have to them to private dance area. They know this and use it to this advantage. Do not buy them drinks, and tip very little. Make them work for it, and tell them if they want you to take them to private dance area, they have to really make it worth your while. IMPLY something sexual, but do not say it outright like a loving vice cop. Pay attention to their facial cues and body language. If they frown, and tense up they are not extras girls and do not want to have sex with you. ABANDON SHIP. If they keep a neutral look they are on the fence. They need to be assured that you are not a cop, or a blather mouth. Pretty much all strippers sell pussy, but they don't want the other girls to know. If she lights up in both facial muscles and body language than you are loving in. BUT they are probably pro's and will try to charge and arm and a leg. STAY strong. Also keep in mind that strippers are like any other kind of women. The more "high class" you appear, the dirtier and perverted you can be with them. But don't dress up too nice, or they will think you are a forever alone virgin who will pay anything for female attention. Nice jeans and a polo is all you really need for the HIGH END Tampa clubs.

do you still want a goon to come hang out with you, jon pop?

Frozen Horse
Aug 6, 2007
Just a humble wandering street philosopher.
Just call in advance to find out what the house fee is and bring that much and enough for a couple bottles of water before your tips start coming in. It can get hot under the lights.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Gaunab posted:

because when you're getting drunk and paying someone to rub up against you to music while your friends are around it's fun, when you have sex with your friends around then you're a step away from making a lovely porno. also who doesn't like attention from sexually attractive people

:jerkbag: look at this guy who's never attended an orgy.

King Kaiser
Aug 3, 2015

by Ralp

Inevitable posted:

do you still want a goon to come hang out with you, jon pop?

I am always down for a good time.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

For overpriced cities like SF/DC/NYC $400-$500, for lower cost cities $200 is more than enough.

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
once split a fifth with my cousin at like 2 in the afternoon then went to a strip club with $4 and got two drinks. didn't tip any strippers but saw some titties. we were the only people there

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Tip your strip with bitcoins, it's fun and educational

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



How much should I bring if I'm going on a Tuesday morning at like 10 for brunch

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

vyst posted:

How much should I bring if I'm going on a Tuesday morning at like 10 for brunch

Enough for brunch and something to distract you from all the c-section scars.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Egbert Souse posted:

Bring a coin purse full of Sacajawea dollars

More like Susan B Anthony coins. you can tell the strippers all about the women's rights movement while they shake that rear end for you

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

King Kaiser posted:

Depends on the grade of strip club, and what you are looking for. I live in Tampa, strip club capital and I have several club categorized depending on what I am looking for. I have two dive clubs that I go to to get drunk, smoke weed, and grope rear end at the bar. If you have any kind of decent job, you can be a big fish, small pond. You can spend less than 50 bucks, and feel like a loving king. A hundred or two and you are god. I tend to stay away from the high end ones unless it's a special occasion. You can't really touch them on the barroom floor, you have to them to private dance area. They know this and use it to this advantage. Do not buy them drinks, and tip very little. Make them work for it, and tell them if they want you to take them to private dance area, they have to really make it worth your while. IMPLY something sexual, but do not say it outright like a loving vice cop. Pay attention to their facial cues and body language. If they frown, and tense up they are not extras girls and do not want to have sex with you. ABANDON SHIP. If they keep a neutral look they are on the fence. They need to be assured that you are not a cop, or a blather mouth. Pretty much all strippers sell pussy, but they don't want the other girls to know. If she lights up in both facial muscles and body language than you are loving in. BUT they are probably pro's and will try to charge and arm and a leg. STAY strong. Also keep in mind that strippers are like any other kind of women. The more "high class" you appear, the dirtier and perverted you can be with them. But don't dress up too nice, or they will think you are a forever alone virgin who will pay anything for female attention. Nice jeans and a polo is all you really need for the HIGH END Tampa clubs.

dear lord

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



King Kaiser posted:

Depends on the grade of strip club, and what you are looking for. I live in Tampa, strip club capital and I have several club categorized depending on what I am looking for. I have two dive clubs that I go to to get drunk, smoke weed, and grope rear end at the bar. If you have any kind of decent job, you can be a big fish, small pond. You can spend less than 50 bucks, and feel like a loving king. A hundred or two and you are god. I tend to stay away from the high end ones unless it's a special occasion. You can't really touch them on the barroom floor, you have to them to private dance area. They know this and use it to this advantage. Do not buy them drinks, and tip very little. Make them work for it, and tell them if they want you to take them to private dance area, they have to really make it worth your while. IMPLY something sexual, but do not say it outright like a loving vice cop. Pay attention to their facial cues and body language. If they frown, and tense up they are not extras girls and do not want to have sex with you. ABANDON SHIP. If they keep a neutral look they are on the fence. They need to be assured that you are not a cop, or a blather mouth. Pretty much all strippers sell pussy, but they don't want the other girls to know. If she lights up in both facial muscles and body language than you are loving in. BUT they are probably pro's and will try to charge and arm and a leg. STAY strong. Also keep in mind that strippers are like any other kind of women. The more "high class" you appear, the dirtier and perverted you can be with them. But don't dress up too nice, or they will think you are a forever alone virgin who will pay anything for female attention. Nice jeans and a polo is all you really need for the HIGH END Tampa clubs.

I live in Tampa thanks for these life hacks

King Kaiser
Aug 3, 2015

by Ralp

vyst posted:

I live in Tampa thanks for these life hacks

A/S/L. What do you do for fun? Where do you hang out? Do you have any single female friends/relatives?

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
a single shiny dime

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im getting drunk at a bar in richmond if you hurry i might be able to buy you a rail whiskey before last call

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
just my pimp chalice

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Sheep-Goats posted:

My uncle rhubarb (that's his nickname from when he was a kid) tells all his brothers sons to bring a hundred bucks and a package of sliced Oscar Meyer olive loaf. When you find yourself either eating the olive loaf or trying to put slices of it into the strippers g strings "It's time ta ga" hewould say, then he always made a train whistle noise.

this guy sounds awesome lol

i hope you didnt make this story up

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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

hemale in pain posted:

bathroom attendants are always really cool dudes. i always get overpriced condoms from them.

youre not supposed to pull them out of your rear end and reuse them after, you dingus

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