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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
About loving anything. If you care about one rat loving thing, you have lost the game of life.

Stop caring, go with the flow of the universe and just accept whatever the gently caress comes your way.

Namaste

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Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

you should probably take your own advice and not give a poo poo about giving a poo poo. looks like you lost your own game of life.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Tuxedo Gin posted:

you should probably take your own advice and not give a poo poo about giving a poo poo. looks like you lost your own game of life.

Have a drink :beerpal:

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

VendaGoat posted:

Have a drink :beerpal:

i'll have several, probably

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
it is the most helpful philosophy

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Tuxedo Gin posted:

i'll have several, probably

Then why the gently caress are you posting?
Namaste!

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

VendaGoat posted:

Then why the gently caress are you posting?
Namaste!

missed my shitpost quota for july

trying to catch up before i get busted

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Tuxedo Gin posted:

missed my shitpost quota for july

trying to catch up before i get busted

It's the 2nd man. Your hosed.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
You should stop giving a gently caress about your mortal coil by sucking a 12 gauge op. :)

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

VendaGoat posted:

It's the 2nd man. Your hosed.

not if you don't rat me out

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIOrQasR18

Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a gently caress.
Well step aside bitches, cause I give the lowest amount of gently caress humanly possible.

What?!

(I don't a give a gently caress...)
About anything, gently caress everyone and gently caress everything, what
(I don't give a gently caress...)
I literally don't give a gently caress about anything

I don't give a gently caress about motherfuckin' anything
People care about poo poo, I say gently caress everything
gently caress you, gently caress me, gently caress the sky, gently caress trees, gently caress the sun
I don't need heat of Vitamin D!

And gently caress toasters. I don't need to cook my bread
And gently caress coasters. I use a little plate instead
And gently caress roosters. With their useless cockadoodledoo
We invented the alarm clocks. We no longer need you

Don't give a gently caress about chairs. I prefer to stand
And gently caress air conditioners - I got a ceiling fan
And gently caress the the movie the fan, starring westly snipes
Demolition man's the only snipes moving i liked
And gently caress liking poo poo. I don't even like the stuff that I like
Don't give a gently caress about not liking all the poo poo I don't like
Like tissues. gently caress them! I blow my nose on the couch

And gently caress my nostrils and my senses now I breathe through my mouth
Don't give a gently caress about seeing bitch, gently caress my eyes
gently caress physical perception yo, I'd rather be blind
gently caress time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
And hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most
And gently caress coasts, who gives a gently caress about where water meets land
And gently caress boats, just because you float you think you're so loving bad
And gently caress jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time
My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but...

(I don't a give a gently caress...)
About anything, gently caress everyone and gently caress everything, what
(I don't give a gently caress...)
I literally don't give a gently caress about anything

Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup
The girl says "small, medium, large?"
I say "bitch I don't give a gently caress"
She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"
I said "fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a gently caress, alright?"
Don't give a gently caress about beverage size options motherfucker
And I don't give a gently caress about liquids either
They're all wet and poo poo and tend to spill all over the place
Like human semen when I get it all over my face
I'm not gay, I just don't give a gently caress about straight sex

And gently caress my dick, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead.
gently caress biological functions, gently caress the human body
I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote
I call myself batyote and I fight crime at night
I know its similar to batman but motherfuck copyright
I plagiarize all the time, I do it everyday
Cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way

And gently caress birth, entering the world of space & time is a bitch
Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick
Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way
Did I choose to not give a gently caress about ice cube trays
If I want ice I'll go to the loving corner store and buy a bag
Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking drag
You know what? gently caress the word gently caress, I don't need to use it
I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus

(I don't a give a chainsaw...)
About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what
(I don't give a chainsaw...)
I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything

If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a gently caress the most
I wouldn't win cause I don't give a gently caress about winning yo
I don't even give a gently caress about not giving a gently caress,
so I do give a gently caress... wait, what?

(I give a gently caress...)
About everything, I love everyone and care about everything
(I give a gently caress...)
I literally care about every motherfucking thing

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Gobblecoque posted:

You should stop giving a gently caress about your mortal coil by sucking a 12 gauge op. :)

Are you related to me? :monocle:

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
op, i gave a poo poo to your mom when i pooped in her mouth

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

op, i gave a poo poo to your mom when i pooped in her mouth

lol you gave it away?

ops mom pays me $40 every time i poo poo in her mouth

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Tuxedo Gin posted:

lol you gave it away?

ops mom pays me $40 every time i poo poo in her mouth

i guess im just a more generous guy that you

its a tax write-off for me though so its not like i do it entirely out of the goodness of my heart

e: lmao a charitable doo-nation

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


i care about stuff

a lot

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

i care about stuff

a lot

gay

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

gently caress my tight black teen rear end in a top hat OP

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012



yes im gay

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

VendaGoat posted:

About loving anything. If you care about one rat loving thing, you have lost the game of life.

Stop caring, go with the flow of the universe and just accept whatever the gently caress comes your way.

Namaste

I accept your drunkposting.

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

Nah mastay caring. Get well soon

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

VendaGoat posted:

About loving anything. If you care about one rat loving thing, you have lost the game of life.

Stop caring, go with the flow of the universe and just accept whatever the gently caress comes your way.

Namaste

the best part about not giving a poo poo is trolling friends who do give a poo poo because hooo boy do they get mad when you tell them that ofc its okay that minimum wage is so low because if it wasnt okay then it would be higher

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
Just when I think I've run out of poo poo to give, it keeps pulling me back in.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Why don't you shut up

Extraordinary Perdition
Nov 7, 2007
Well, year after year I give less of a poo poo, so

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
I care.

I CARE.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i really really want to ve free from all desire and i really ver. much hope to one day achieve this

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Robo Reagan posted:

the best part about not giving a poo poo is trolling friends who do give a poo poo because hooo boy do they get mad when you tell them that ofc its okay that minimum wage is so low because if it wasnt okay then it would be higher

"friends" :airquote:

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
The new winter line from Hot Topic ITT.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
o k

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer
lol, just lol if you're so bad at life that you can't give a poo poo. even shits born in 3rd world hell holes have dreams and give a poo poo, OP you have truly reached a new low.'

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
actually I take a poo poo instead of giving one

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
haha ya

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

1st_Panzer_Div. posted:

lol, just lol if you're so bad at life that you can't give a poo poo. even shits born in 3rd world hell holes have dreams and give a poo poo, OP you have truly reached a new low.'

post your hopes and dreams

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPU6nfsz3YM

naem
May 29, 2011

I have friends, who I talk to, irl, and go outside

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

naem posted:

I have friends, who I talk to, irl, and go outside

hosed up if true

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNctreabb38

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

VendaGoat posted:

you have lost the game

well, gently caress

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

naem posted:

I have friends, who I talk to, irl, and go outside

You're lying! I know because I've hired a private investigation firm to keep constant tabs on your whereabouts, including audio surveillance of you inside your home.

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