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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
*pukes uncontrollably for hours*

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
*kills boyfriend, sets fire to his genitals, kills self*

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

im gay

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
what IS that lol

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
people mad about their circumcised dick itt

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
...So what does that have to do with cornflakes?

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
*cigarette droop from her mouth and hang there like Ray seeing slimer*

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
gay people loves uncircumcised dick btw

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

blow up the foreskin like a balloon

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

*Is glad to live in Europe*

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Tired Moritz posted:

gay people loves uncircumcised dick btw

its because uncircumcised dick is unchristian

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Pulp Can Move posted:

*cigarette droop from her mouth and hang there like Ray seeing slimer*

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)

The Goatfather posted:

its because uncircumcised dick is unchristian

Was Jesus circumcised? Who was holy enough to cut the dick of the son of God?

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Pulp Can Move posted:

*cigarette droop from her mouth and hang there like Ray seeing slimer*

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
OY GEVALT!

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

If you want a laugh google foreskin restoration. Dudes will literally stretch out their dick skin to try and look they aren't mutilated

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i thank him for sharing this part of himself with me.

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
*opens mouth*

communist kangaroo
Oct 2, 2006

those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.
"hahahaha"

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Huh, nooner's is nicer

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
*Grabs nearby letter opener, slices dick off, shoves it in mouth and chews it to a fleshy pulp while boyfriend passes out from blood loss*

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Why don't I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues?

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

*places a pair of adhesive googly eyes on his dick, which I always carry around for such emergencies.*

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

social vegan posted:

Why don't I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues?

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
*has loving sex with that uncircumcised dick*

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth

Tired Moritz posted:

people mad about their circumcised dick itt

I'M MAD?!?!?! LMAO another dogdicked human being making GBS threads up a circumcision thread bawwing about his tubesock shitdick like a toothless old lady drooling camenbert on his balls. I loving hate you smug cheese dog tube human being dicks with your lovely stinky eurodicks constantly whining about how gross and cheesy your filthy human being mielworm dicks are. i hate your loving friend of the family dick and i spend a lot of time thinking about how much i hate your dick and im super secure about myself and not gay or mad.

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
*starts to scream "no--" like marion before the stone slab slide back into place*

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jimmy cracked corn

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Pulp Can Move posted:

*cigarette droop from her mouth and hang there like Ray seeing slimer*

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
"This is what GBS is always so worked up about?"

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
*mouth waters in anticipation due to uncut dicks being delicious*

SERPUS
Mar 20, 2004
*can smell the dickcheese from across the room*

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



What's that cheesy like substance on the head? Is that......is that smegma?!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

It's a man's world

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
nothing gayer than a bunch of straight guys arguing about their ding dongs

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
*enjoys better sex and is more fulfilled sexually*

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
:frogsiren:

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Praise you all my life, praise you all my days, praise Jesus christ, walking in that grave

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