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ITT we're women and have intermittent explosive disorder and direct it at our boyfriend and his non-circumcised dick
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why are americans so obsessed with copying jews?
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Aug 2, 2015 18:22
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Tired Moritz posted:Was Jesus circumcised? Who was holy enough to cut the dick of the son of God? Well, people tend to forget that Jesus was Jewish.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision_of_Jesus
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Aug 2, 2015 18:26
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hemale in pain posted:why are americans so obsessed with copying jews? do you know how rich a lot of them are? that comes from dick cutting
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Aug 2, 2015 18:38
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Jose Mengelez posted:I'M MAD?!?!?! LMAO another dogdicked human being making GBS threads up a circumcision thread bawwing about his tubesock shitdick like a toothless old lady drooling camenbert on his balls. I loving hate you smug cheese dog tube human being dicks with your lovely stinky eurodicks constantly whining about how gross and cheesy your filthy human being mielworm dicks are. i hate your loving friend of the family dick and i spend a lot of time thinking about how much i hate your dick and im super secure about myself and not gay or mad. im gay
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Aug 2, 2015 18:39
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I'll take my natural gods over an imported one if you don't mind...
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Aug 2, 2015 18:45
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Mutilation is for the best really because from this thread it's pretty clear Americans are too dumb to clean their dicks
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Aug 2, 2015 18:47
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Universe Master posted:do you know how rich a lot of them are? i need my dick mutilated immediately
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Aug 2, 2015 18:50
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hemale in pain posted:i need my dick mutilated immediately make sure to get it cut left to right, not right to left, lest you get a muslim circumcision and a whole other set of effects
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Aug 2, 2015 18:51
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Strategic Tea posted:Mutilation is for the best really because from this thread it's pretty clear Americans are too dumb to clean their dicks now i can go at least 3 days without a shower before my dick smells like spoiled prawns, thanks circumcision
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Aug 2, 2015 18:52
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*breaks up with boyfriend* *writes chart-topping song about it* http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/2582716 quote:"Taylor didn’t like the fact that English-born Harry was not circumcised – she even suggested he undergo surgery," a source who claimed to be close to the boy band member told the tabloid, adding "Harry made it clear he had no intention of changing anything. He asked her not to mention it again. But Taylor never missed the chance to poke fun or make a comment. At first, Harry just rolled his eyes and tried to ignore her, but the final straw came when she suggested once again that he get snipped."
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Aug 2, 2015 18:53
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hemale in pain posted:why are americans so obsessed with copying jews? Doctors can tack on an extra charge by convincing parents it's for the good of their baby. 
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Aug 2, 2015 18:57
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:If you want a laugh google foreskin restoration. Dudes will literally stretch out their dick skin to try and look they aren't mutilated 
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Aug 2, 2015 19:06
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Do It Once Right posted:*places a pair of adhesive googly eyes on his dick, which I always carry around for such emergencies.*
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Aug 2, 2015 19:07
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cant we start tidying up vaginas as well though, theyre often a real mess
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Aug 2, 2015 19:08
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Aug 2, 2015 19:09
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Professor Shark posted:Doctors can tack on an extra charge by convincing parents it's for the good of their baby. big circ
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Aug 2, 2015 19:16
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Tired Moritz posted:people mad about their circumcised dick itt
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Aug 2, 2015 19:20
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i got circumcised last year because my ant eater foreskin stopped being stretchy. my man hose now looks prettier and my gf is complaining because handy jays are harder to perform with no lube than you for your time dear forums friends
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Aug 2, 2015 19:23
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awesome-express posted:i got circumcised last year because my ant eater foreskin stopped being stretchy. my man hose now looks prettier and my gf is complaining because handy jays are harder to perform with no lube how does that even happen?
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Aug 2, 2015 19:25
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ant eater foreskins are pretty gross i'll admit to that the foreskin should stop at a certain point or there's too much foreskin. This is my OFFICIAL FORESKIN OPINION
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Aug 2, 2015 19:27
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hemale in pain posted:why are americans so obsessed with copying jews? they did it to prevent masturbation, just like corn flakes and the boy scouts it worked perfectly
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Aug 2, 2015 19:27
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I feel bad for the circumsized, they will never feel the sensation of your foreskin being slid back by a lady hand or vag and they literally are less sex capable and feel worse in a pussy lmao
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Aug 2, 2015 19:32
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Is smegma even a serious, valid point of conversation when talking about uncut dicks? Maybe 2000 years ago, but with modern hygiene and something simple as running water and soap, it just seems silly if people actually think this way. I personally haven't had a problem with that since I was like.. loving 5 years old.
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Aug 2, 2015 19:32
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Inevitable posted:how does that even happen? lookup balanitis xerotica obliterans gis has really extreme examples so don't go there, just wiki it
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Aug 2, 2015 19:33
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possibly for goons but not for normals
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Aug 2, 2015 19:33
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iroguebot posted:Is smegma even a serious, valid point of conversation when talking about uncut dicks? Maybe 2000 years ago, but with modern hygiene and something simple as running water and soap, it just seems silly if people actually think this way. I personally haven't had a problem with that since I was like.. loving 5 years old. No it takes less than a minute in the shower and unless you piss with your foreskin pulled forward you'll probably never even see it
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Aug 2, 2015 19:38
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just lol if you don't a perfectly proportioned and beautiful foreskin for ladies to gnaw on
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Aug 2, 2015 19:39
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lmao if your parents had your genitals mutilated when you were a baby
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Aug 2, 2015 19:40
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*Gets so wet at a non butchered cock.*
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Aug 2, 2015 19:40
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*says nothing, because I don't give a poo poo*
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Aug 2, 2015 20:49
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Lol, Just lol if your "foreskin" isn't from a "buried penis"
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Aug 2, 2015 20:53
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 foreskin utility http://i.imgur.com/HWhSok4.jpg http://i.imgur.com/bwNBDVL.jpg http://i.imgur.com/PgJdiJ8.jpg http://i.imgur.com/KTTWWBD.jpg
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Aug 2, 2015 20:54
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Zzulu posted:
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Aug 2, 2015 21:34
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Restore your foreskin in 3 easy steps, using only paperclips and rubber bands and pain. lots of pain
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Aug 2, 2015 21:51
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCSWbTv3hng
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Aug 2, 2015 21:55
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if my man was uncircumcised i think i would ask him to make sure he was fully erect before he removed his pants so i'd only have to see it when it didn't look its weirdest (soft uncut dicks imo are weird and not as fun to look at/think about as cut dicks even though in principle i disapprove of the whole idea of cutting off part of an infants penis) so yeah i'd get him good and excited before he took his dick out and then i'd be ok with touching or sucking on it or possibly having it go inside of me hypothetically
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Aug 2, 2015 21:56
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Gatekeeper posted:if my man was uncircumcised i think i would ask him to make sure he was fully erect before he removed his pants so i'd only have to see it when it didn't look its weirdest (soft uncut dicks imo are weird and not as fun to look at/think about as cut dicks even though in principle i disapprove of the whole idea of cutting off part of an infants penis) so yeah i'd get him good and excited before he took his dick out and then i'd be ok with touching or sucking on it or possibly having it go inside of me hypothetically I'm the same except w uncut vaginas
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Aug 2, 2015 22:00
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like yeah I'm against ritually cutting up lil' girl babbies but on the other hand loving lol at having to look at flappy 'geeners
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Aug 2, 2015 22:02
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:I'm the same except w uncut vaginas Loose lips take dicks
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Aug 2, 2015 22:03
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