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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
He used to be cool, and do the sunglasses thing 10 years ago which would delight America, and now he's a fat red haired man who looks like somebody's grandmother






Looks like this ginger.... snapped.


YEEEAAAaaaHHHhhhhhhhh!

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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Do not flame David Caruso, or "the 'so" as I call him, itt. Tyia.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Looks like he got titties.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
*knows who David Caruso is*

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

*knows who David Caruso is*

he is the guy who did the sunglasses thing and went "YEAH!!!!!", idiot.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
looks like father time....

*puts on reading glasses*

made me look like a mom.


YEAHH!


Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Your mom

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Greg White

Son of cash crab
Jul 22, 2015

Your logic is flawed. David Caruso was never cool.

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
:agreed: op

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009


He's turned into Dana Carvey

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
He really really looks like my mom now and it's freaking me out.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
lol he had a stalker lady from germany

like why would you stalk him of all people roflmao

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
One of my favorite jokes from the first season of "South Park" was when Kyle yelled at Ike "Do your impersonation of David Caruso's career!!!" to get Ike to jump out of a window.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

genesplicer posted:

One of my favorite jokes from the first season of "South Park" was when Kyle yelled at Ike "Do your impersonation of David Caruso's career!!!" to get Ike to jump out of a window.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

he was in stupid show for jerks

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

genesplicer posted:

One of my favorite jokes from the first season of "South Park" was when Kyle yelled at Ike "Do your impersonation of David Caruso's career!!!" to get Ike to jump out of a window.

The top earners, by category:

Drama (per episode)

Hugh Laurie (House) $400,000+
Christopher Meloni & Mariska Hargitay (Law & Order: SVU) $395,000 (each)
David Caruso (CSI: Miami) $375,000

heh what a loser

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Minimalist Program posted:

He used to be cool, and do the sunglasses thing 10 years ago which would delight America, and now he's a fat red haired man who looks like somebody's grandmother



Looks like this ginger.... snapped.


YEEEAAAaaaHHHhhhhhhhh!

Is there any song that starts out screaming "OHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" instead?

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Blazing Ownager posted:

Is there any song that starts out screaming "OHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" instead?

I don't know, Blazing Ownager.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Minimalist Program posted:

He used to be cool, and do the sunglasses thing 10 years ago which would delight America, and now he's a fat red haired man who looks like somebody's grandmother




I can just picture him saying "Who wants some Hi-C?" in that picture.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
He always looked like poo poo though

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
It's like if William H Macy was allergic to bees and got stung to poo poo.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

who is wiliam mace

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

who isw illiam h macyu

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
He's that guy from Wild Hogs

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

When I think of David Caruso, he reminds me of two very important things in my life: Robinson Crusoe (thanks Defoe), and putting on sunglasses makes any point stronger.

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

is he transitioning?

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

lonesomedwarf posted:

who is wiliam mace

I don't know, lonesomdwarf

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
thats my mom

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
It's not easy being red.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Somewhere there is a Hollywood agent that managed to convince the entire industry in the early 90's that David Caruso was the next Bruce Willis.

I wonder where that agent is now?

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ghlbtsk posted:

Somewhere there is a Hollywood agent that managed to convince the entire industry in the early 90's that David Caruso was the next Bruce Willis.

I wonder where that agent is now?

Probably working for Sony

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Minimalist Program posted:

He used to be cool, and do the sunglasses thing 10 years ago which would delight America, and now he's a fat red haired man who looks like somebody's grandmother






Looks like this ginger.... snapped.


YEEEAAAaaaHHHhhhhhhhh!



Did you ever think bugs bunny was attractive when he put on a dress to play girl bunny?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

hey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz5ODQCueP8

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Meh, I'd probably still bone her.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
He was a wonderful actor, and then he turned into someone's mother; circle of life.

HP Hovercraft
Jan 1, 2006

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
It's a gently caress house.

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

he looks a lot like william h macy now.

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