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King Kaiser
Aug 3, 2015

by Ralp
1. What does it mean when a girl asks you if you alright?

2. What does it mean when girls refuse to make eye contact with you, and look away as soon as your eyes meet?

3. If a girl says she is surprised you don't have a girlfriend, is that good or bad?

4 What is sexual tension?

5. What does it mean when girls adjust their clothes and pull their shirts down, and hike their pants up if they see you in their peripheral vision?

6. How do you know when a girl is interested in you, and when she is just being nice, or too scared to tell you to go away?

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Ramen Shrimp flavor

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Ask your parents

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
1. nothing wrong with me
2. nothing wrong wity me
3. nothing wrong with me
4. nothing wrong with me
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

it's ok to be gay

pepito sanchez
Apr 3, 2004
I'm not mexican
put it in her pooper

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
Hide your boner by tucking it upwards towards your belt line and good luck, OP!

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "eti"

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

King Kaiser posted:

1. What does it mean when a girl asks you if you alright?

2. What does it mean when girls refuse to make eye contact with you, and look away as soon as your eyes meet?

3. If a girl says she is surprised you don't have a girlfriend, is that good or bad?

4 What is sexual tension?

5. What does it mean when girls adjust their clothes and pull their shirts down, and hike their pants up if they see you in their peripheral vision?

6. How do you know when a girl is interested in you, and when she is just being nice, or too scared to tell you to go away?

all of these mean shes likes you(or maybe doesnt like you idk)

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost

King Kaiser posted:

1. What does it mean when a girl asks you if you alright?

2. What does it mean when girls refuse to make eye contact with you, and look away as soon as your eyes meet?

3. If a girl says she is surprised you don't have a girlfriend, is that good or bad?

4 What is sexual tension?

5. What does it mean when girls adjust their clothes and pull their shirts down, and hike their pants up if they see you in their peripheral vision?

6. How do you know when a girl is interested in you, and when she is just being nice, or too scared to tell you to go away?

Same

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Enfield posted:

1. nothing wrong with me
2. nothing wrong wity me
3. nothing wrong with me
4. nothing wrong with me
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Enfield posted:

1. nothing wrong with me
2. nothing wrong wity me
3. nothing wrong with me
4. nothing wrong with me
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Parallax Scroll posted:

the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "eti"

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
It means she's going to set you up with that friend of hers who would be cute if she lost 20+ pounds and put some effort into her hair/makeup.

You're getting laid OP, congrats.

naem
May 29, 2011

stabbing

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Go away Jon Pop.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

JebanyPedal posted:

Ramen Shrimp flavor

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Sometimes you just gotta grab her butt and see if she's upset or happy OP.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

a girl or a girl with a dick?

King Kaiser
Aug 3, 2015

by Ralp
I need help. I'm tired of jerking off every night and fantasizing about being charachters in a movie.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

King Kaiser posted:

I need help. I'm tired of jerking off every night and fantasizing about being charachters in a movie.

Yo suck a noodle ya doodle

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

King Kaiser posted:

I need help. I'm tired of jerking off every night and fantasizing about being charachters in a movie.

fantasize about being background charachters in a video game

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
just gently caress them, or if your gay, gently caress them anyways

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Enfield posted:

1. nothing wrong with me
2. nothing wrong wity me
3. nothing wrong with me
4. nothing wrong with me
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

u-ah-ah-ah-ah

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Ripoff posted:

Hide your boner by tucking it upwards towards your belt line and good luck, OP!

Don't listen to this fool. What you need to do is pretend to be a cat.

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
she might have autism

King Kaiser
Aug 3, 2015

by Ralp
Seriously how can you tell if a girl has romantic/sexual feelings for you?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

King Kaiser posted:

Seriously how can you tell if a girl has romantic/sexual feelings for you?

She rubs her breasts against you and lays her eggs in your chest

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009

King Kaiser posted:

Seriously how can you tell if a girl has romantic/sexual feelings for you?

try and put it in her pooper - if she says yes, then she likes you. If she says no, then cry a bit because you're fat and ugly

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
When she stops screaming,"No stop help" and just starts softly crying. Then you know the love is real.

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
Tell her about your MLP collection and how its made you more sensitive to her needs. If she gets wet, you're in.

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
one time when i was in high school this girl with a fat rear end (the good kind) was like "why don't you have a girlfriend, who wouldn't want to date you?" and i didnt realize she wanted me to pound her fat rear end and my life since that moment has been trying to make up for my failure in that situation.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Son, if you registered for the Something Awful Forums specifically to get girl advice from GBS I think you may have wasted :10bux:

Should have spent that :10bux: on half a movie ticket for a date with the girl you like

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

King Kaiser posted:

Seriously how can you tell if a girl has romantic/sexual feelings for you?

her ovipositor will exude more clear goo then normal to indicate heightened sexual arousal

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

amityville anus posted:

her ovipositor will exude more clear goo then normal to indicate heightened sexual arousal

but how much is normal???

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013
To be fair it's JonPop so he spent a lot more than :10bux:

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Should I generally assume that if someone is a recent reg and being weird in some way about girls it's probably JonPop or

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

who the heck is jonpop?

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013

loquacius posted:

Should I generally assume that if someone is a recent reg and being weird in some way about girls it's probably JonPop or

Listen to your heart and trust your instincts.

Hasn't brought up Tampa yet though.

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Indubitable Leg posted:

Listen to your heart and trust your instincts.

Hasn't brought up Tampa yet though.

He did in the stripper thread.

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