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Someone told me the other day that someone was a nice guy and I feel like the term has been irreversibly tainted by ugly weirdos which he was not. What do you call guys that are actually nice but also fuckable?
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:00 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:02 |
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Me
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:00 |
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im gay
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:00 |
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no
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:01 |
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gay
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:01 |
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I'm sorry nobody wants to have sex with you, Three Olives
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:02 |
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Urban Dictionary posted:TOP DEFINITION
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:02 |
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Me.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:02 |
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psychotherapy patients
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:02 |
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your dad, op
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:03 |
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maybe
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:06 |
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Nitrox posted:I'm sorry nobody wants to have sex with you, Three Olives Lots of people do sex with me, that has nothing to do with no one wanting to have a romantic relationship with me.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:06 |
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i spin the dependability and empathy thing to manipulate people and it works really loving well lol
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:07 |
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Sensitive or artistic is maybe what you're looking for.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:07 |
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I'm a pretty nice dude, but I'm also not horribly fat or ugly. As a result I have had sex with many more partners than the average goon.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:10 |
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Normal human being. Or a decent person if that tickles your fancy.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:11 |
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Three Olives posted:Lots of people do sex with me, that has nothing to do with no one wanting to have a romantic relationship with me. Hmmm nobody wants to spend time with you what a shocker
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:12 |
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Guys people just want to jizz in me but they don't want to actually spend time with me *takes angst to Internet and writes thread full of poorly cloaked self praise*
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:13 |
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I run a dick sucking shop
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:13 |
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Business Gorillas posted:Hmmm nobody wants to spend time with you what a shocker Nah, they just stopped entertaining the idea there was anything under the onion that is Three Olives but more layers of selfishness and narcissism.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:18 |
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Good guy, chill dude, solid motherfucker (fatherfucker?) etc. Nice is an inoffensive adjective to make someone seem pleasant when they're obviously somewhat hosed up or incredibly loving boring.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:19 |
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im gay
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:19 |
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i'm a very nice chill gentle dude and people do sex things to me on the reg. i think its a shame that "nice guy" sounds so dumb and lame these days so i just call myself a chillzilla and it gets the point across i think
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:21 |
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I think there's like three main categories that "nice guys" fall into. 1. Genuinely nice guys that are just being themselves. They're not putting on an act and expecting to get laid for it so they're not building up all this weird resentment about it. They may not be swimming in the pussy/rear end but they usually seem pretty happy and find fulfilling relationships. 2. "Nice guys" that put on the act and feel like they're owed sex because of it. They climb up on their martyr's cross of self-righteousness more to prove a point than anything. People can sense their desperation and weird energy which leads to no sex. This reinforces the "nice guy's" idea that the world is unfair to nice guys so they get even more weird and desperate. 3. "Nice guys" that put on the act but haven't bought into some weird idealization of what being a nice guy means. It's just the niche they've found for getting laid. This can range from decent guys who just want to get laid and aren't trying to lead anyone on to sociopaths who put on the act to just use and abuse people. Well, that's what I got. I think #2 is the one that people are usually talking about when they refer to "nice guys", whether they realize it or not.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:23 |
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i just don't give a gently caress about petty bullshit and try to be nice to people and that works pretty well in general \/\/\/ yeah that's probably the worst part about it Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Aug 3, 2015 |
# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:24 |
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I guess it's a shame that you can't hear "nice guy" without thinking creepy MRA whatever, but really, if nice is the best adjective you can come up with to describe someone, what you're really saying is that they're boring or don't have anything else going for them.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:29 |
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You can be a "nice guy" and still be confident, masculine, sexually hostile, and driven. Most guys who call themselves nice guys are beta males, who don't realize that women want to be yelled at, slapped, and spit on..
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:33 |
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generally i've found that while women don't respond well to open sexual invitations as an initial hello they do respond well to direct and confident behavior. i feel like surely there is a middle ground between 'hey i wanna gently caress your butt' and being a dildo who never makes their intentions/feelings clear
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:36 |
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Three Olives posted:or get drunk one night and impregnate a 300-pound, cross-eyed derelict who works at Wendy’s and spend the rest of his life being treated like poo poo. Debbie is a nice girl and he should stick by her.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:38 |
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a cool thing about having any sort of decent personality is you can just talk to other people, just like you and a person having a conversation, and it can easily turn into a nice romantic time. you don't have to come at people with a weird strategy like for trying to beat a videogame or how to plant flowers in your backyard. you just talk to a human. about all sorts of stuff. this is how relationships happen. its neat.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:48 |
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Counterpoint: Weird robot people who no long have the social outlet of a socially assigned peasant slave wife and actually have to compete with normal people.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:51 |
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Three Olives posted:TOP DEFINITION freakin lol honestly cant tell if it was written by someone who is a nice guy or someone making fun of them
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:52 |
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Gatekeeper posted:a cool thing about having any sort of decent personality is you can just talk to other people, just like you and a person having a conversation Fine but for the love of Satan please stop asking people what they do for work. No one on earth has a job that is interesting enough to describe at a bar, even people that literally save lives for a living have to deal with a bunch of bullshit paperwork and that bitch co-worker most of the day.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:59 |
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babies havin rabies posted:psychotherapy patients drat was gonna post this
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 05:02 |
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 05:07 |
hell no, girls only gently caress chad
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 05:12 |
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Baywatch? What loving year is this
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 05:15 |
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Three Olives posted:Fine but for the love of Satan please stop asking people what they do for work. No one on earth has a job that is interesting enough to describe at a bar, even people that literally save lives for a living have to deal with a bunch of bullshit paperwork and that bitch co-worker most of the day. its cool that i said "its great to have conversations with people" and your first thought is of being in a bar and asking someone where they work
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 05:22 |
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Idiot Kicker posted:Baywatch? What loving year is this more like "Gaywatch" ehehehe
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 05:35 |
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Nitrox posted:I'm very happy nobody wants to have sex with you, Three Olives
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