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no. i look like the "not supposed to be here" man from clerks (ugly) and i sex all sorts of cool poo poo and have many friends and lovers. i am comfortable with who i am and i frequently laugh at the cosmic joke of life. this is probably a big part of why people like me and i have nice relationships with pals and pleasing romantic things with cool people. it's definitely not my looks because as i said, whiny clerks man.
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You don't have to be ugly to be an unfuckable loser.
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notZaar posted:You don't have to be ugly to be an unfuckable loser. This. 
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Aug 3, 2015 15:49
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Unfuckable by m night shalyman
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basement jihadist posted:Unfuckable by m night shalyman The twist ending being that I was hosed from the start.
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Aug 3, 2015 15:57
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On the plus side I'm pretty good at video games
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Aug 3, 2015 15:59
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Three Olives posted:Lots of people do sex with me, that has nothing to do with no one wanting to have a romantic relationship with me. If this is true then I'm sorry and it also probably has to do with the fact that you are an rear end in a top hat.
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devin2 posted:you're a pretty bad poster minus points for using punctuation
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Aug 3, 2015 16:09
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notZaar posted:You don't have to be ugly to be an unfuckable loser. the forums poster said something about how being ugly means people won't like you or want you to touch specific parts of them with your hands/mouth/genitals/etc and i wanted to explain to the forums poster that there is hope for his ugly self as i am ugly but get to touch cool parts on people a lot because i'm chill and confident, just sharin a lil bit about ol' gatekeeper
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Aug 3, 2015 16:20
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lol yeah ugly people can never get sex or have partners lol have you ever been outside, most people are ugly and all of them have partners    ^my favourite ugly couple
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Aug 3, 2015 16:29
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i don't know if i believe in heaven but if it does exist that match was definitely made in there
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Aug 3, 2015 16:35
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Zzulu posted:lol yeah ugly people can never get sex or have partners lol
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Aug 3, 2015 16:42
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Three Olives posted:Fine but for the love of Satan please stop asking people what they do for work. No one on earth has a job that is interesting enough to describe at a bar, even people that literally save lives for a living have to deal with a bunch of bullshit paperwork and that bitch co-worker most of the day. nah
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Moridin920 posted:generally i've found that while women don't respond well to open sexual invitations as an initial hello they do respond well to direct and confident behavior. i feel like surely there is a middle ground between 'hey i wanna gently caress your butt' and being a dildo who never makes their intentions/feelings clear Then again maybe not
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Aug 3, 2015 19:04
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lately when i'm at the bar and i see a cutiepie i've been trying the line "can i buy you a drink or should i go back to ignoring you like your dad obviously did and your uncle obviously didn't?" a website told me that being mean to women while also showing interest is how sex happens so i bet this will work eventually i mean being a cool normal person has always worked before too but its fun to try new things
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Gatekeeper posted:lately when i'm at the bar and i see a cutiepie i've been trying the line "can i buy you a drink or should i go back to ignoring you like your dad obviously did and your uncle obviously didn't?" This is true I'm not a very nice person and people do the sex with me.
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Aug 3, 2015 20:13
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i don't buy people drinks as an introduction or icebreaker if we've been chatting all night and obv having a good time then yeah sure but not as a hello.
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Aug 3, 2015 20:13
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someone please find the story of that goon who that girl got to carry her printer across town to fix it in the rain and when he brought it back to her apartment he heard her loving some guy on the other side of the door
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Aug 3, 2015 20:19
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I usually signal girls at the bar by staring at my phone for a while then driving home drunk and alone.
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notZaar posted:I usually signal girls at the bar by staring at my phone for a while then driving home drunk and alone. 
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Zzulu posted:lol yeah ugly people can never get sex or have partners lol It's nice to know bulk and skull tied the knot.
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Aug 3, 2015 20:29
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notZaar posted:I usually signal girls at the bar by staring at my phone for a while then driving home drunk and alone. I've been doing this for the last few years and find it doesn't work as well as my old strategy of "Do you have boyfriend?!" then groping her ASAP on our first or second date.
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Aug 3, 2015 20:34
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Three Olives posted:Lots of people do sex with me, that has nothing to do with no one wanting to have a romantic relationship with me. If you give away the milk for free... (by milk I mean your butthole)
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Aug 3, 2015 20:45
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My sensei told me to be mean to women in bars because women are all idiots and if youre mean to them they get submissive and start to want to suck your dick I have asked 1876 women for sex over the last few months and yesterday one finally said yes. Sensei is a true genius and the system works
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the type of woman who goes to a bar alone to get hit on is probably the one who you'll have the most success on using retarded PUA tactics, so maybe 10-20% success. According to some PUA website stuff I'm a "gamma male" which means that i have both beta and alpha traits also referred to as "married game" where you keep negging your wife/gf to make sure she gives up the pussy in a LTR instead of immediately cucking you which is what women normally do.
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The Saurus posted:the type of woman who goes to a bar alone to get hit on is probably the one who you'll have the most success on using retarded PUA tactics, so maybe 10-20% success. loving sluts
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Aug 3, 2015 21:33
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Darth123123 posted:loving sluts I also like doing this
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Aug 3, 2015 21:36
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i'm still like 95% certain opening with 'hey suck my dick haha' is worse than not doing that even if the woman is there for a hook up
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Aug 3, 2015 21:36
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Just throw money in her face, women are all whores and cant resist cold hard cash. She'll be jumping ur boner in no time
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Aug 3, 2015 21:38
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Zzulu posted:My sensei told me to be mean to women in bars because women are all idiots and if youre mean to them they get submissive and start to want to suck your dick wow maybe i need a sensei, is yours taking on new patients at this time?
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Aug 3, 2015 21:40
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Zzulu posted:I have asked 1876 women for sex over the last few months and yesterday one finally said yes. Sensei is a true genius and the system works where does one find women from 1876? i like my women pre-suffrage
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Aug 3, 2015 21:48
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Rutibex posted:where does one find women from 1876? i like my women pre-suffrage find a good medium
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Aug 3, 2015 21:55
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im poz tho
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Rutibex posted:where does one find women from 1876? i like my women pre-suffrage try the middle east
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Peztopiary posted:Society generally says dudes are hot no matter what we look like. Wow, you really repressed memories of high school didn't you
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Aug 3, 2015 23:10
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Zzulu posted:lol yeah ugly people can never get sex or have partners lol good for him, following his dream being the big spoon sucks anyways
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Aug 3, 2015 23:11
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im a fat slob husband on a sitcom married to a pretty lady who loves me for my farts and jorts and bellynuts (fat slob husbands loved this)
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Aug 3, 2015 23:12
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i became a fat slob just to get a pretty sitcom wife maybe try that three olives? iirc you're halfway there. you can start a cool new thing where the fat slob husband has a really cute healthy sitcom husband instead of a leah remini
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Three Olives is gay?
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Ocean Book posted:Three Olives is gay?
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