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luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo
I eat a bunch of eggs about an hour before work then sit on the train and hold it in, hold it, waiting, then as I'm getting off walking down the aisle I drop the farts

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

luncheon meat posted:

I eat a bunch of eggs about an hour before work then sit on the train and hold it in, hold it, waiting, then as I'm getting off walking down the aisle I drop the farts

you are a god among men

Clemocracy
Jul 21, 2015

by Ralp
When I ride the bus I pregame by drinking 3 bottles of water and then pissing myself while on the bus. To mark my territory and fit in with the others.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

If i'm on a greyhound i'm taking my shoes off and looking really scummy so you don't sit next to me then Im laying down on my double seat with my feet sticking out in the aisle and going to sleep.

gently caress all of you forever

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Ratjaculation posted:

lmbo at doing the driving yourself like a chump

why would you drive the bus though? arent those computuer controlled?

AdvancesMONKEY
Mar 30, 2010

by Lowtax
I live in downtown Manhattan and I like it when hurricanes and tornados destroy suburban, exurban and rural peoples homes(and lives!) because everything wrong with the world is their fault and they deserve to suffer for it.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



luncheon meat posted:

I eat a bunch of eggs about an hour before work then sit on the train and hold it in, hold it, waiting, then as I'm getting off walking down the aisle I drop the farts

Whoa nice one

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

eat tuna, breath tuna, fart tuna, sweat tuna. no tuna, no life.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



waitwhatno posted:

eat tuna, breath tuna, fart tuna, sweat tuna. no tuna, no life.

youre a fishy guy

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Roy
Sep 24, 2007

luncheon meat posted:

I eat a bunch of eggs about an hour before work then sit on the train and hold it in, hold it, waiting, then as I'm getting off walking down the aisle I drop the farts

Ah, crop dusting. Classic.

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