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Flesh Forge posted:lol at you dumbasses seriously debating Beef Turret the viking post was great tho
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vikings are great they gave us pictures of mars
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Aug 4, 2015 04:48
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The Mentalizer posted:Going by what he said: If what he said is really true, I wonder how he jump started his body into pooping again. Or did he?????
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Aug 4, 2015 04:52
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Arian_Samurai posted:If what he said is really true, I wonder how he jump started his body into pooping again. he hasnt pooped in 2 years his next poop will be epic
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Aug 4, 2015 04:53
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I really need to poop but it's not happening. a bad feeling
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I don't understand why you wouldn't like to poop. Nothing is satisfying like a huge dick like log sliding out of your butt and then pinching off perfectly so you don't even have to wipe I guess I can understand not pooping for a few days so you can have a super poop but gently caress if I have the patience for that
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Aug 4, 2015 04:58
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Someone contact James Randi so he can investigate if this guy really doesn't poop.
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Aug 4, 2015 05:00
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In the near future, tech CEO's will have judgement passed on them in the public eye not based on the worthiness of their product or the magnitude of their philanthropy, but on the quality of their mastery over pooping. Let the games begin. Death to all gut and butt flora.
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Aug 4, 2015 05:04
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quote:When we had finished the interview and he was showing me out, I finally asked about the slide.
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Aug 4, 2015 05:10
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I like how in Colbert interview you could tell his was missing all Colbert's ribbing of his business concept.
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Arian_Samurai posted:If what he said is really true, I wonder how he jump started his body into pooping again. I'm guessing it regenerated from whatever was left over, because I really doubt he managed to kill off all of his gut flora with a single dose of antibiotics. My guess is that all he did was slow things down just enough to stop pooping for a few days, seeing as how if he had actually killed off all of his gut flora he would have ended up in the hospital with potentially serious GI problems (severe diarrhea being one of them, ironically). So yeah, either that or he secretly had a fecal transplant to fix his idiocy. Or he's full of poo poo. the future is WOW fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Aug 4, 2015 |
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Aug 4, 2015 05:20
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Arian_Samurai posted:Someone contact James Randi so he can investigate if this guy really doesn't poop. kim jong il didn't poop either so it's definitely possible
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Aug 4, 2015 05:33
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The Mentalizer posted:Going by what he said: countdown until he kills himself trying to stop sleeping by snorting a shitload of coke
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Aug 4, 2015 05:34
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Fojar38 posted:countdown until he kills himself trying to stop sleeping by snorting a shitload of coke If you want to stop sleeping, meth is the go to drug of pros.
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Aug 4, 2015 05:40
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The Mentalizer posted:Going by what he said: this guy doesn't understand basic biology and is trying to make a meal replacement. loving lol. even the consultant told him he was a stupid motherfucker.
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Aug 4, 2015 05:41
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Beef Turret posted:Viking: Hey guys I'm putting way too much salt on the fish that I catch to see if it helps with the rotting problem since fishing is so time consuming and all. This can helps us do other things more maybe lmao
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Aug 4, 2015 05:42
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Ah nice, now the fish tastes like poo poo. Good job 
... fucktard. And besides, I actually like catching fish all year round, mkay? But enjoy your sodium death you loving sperg
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Dapper Dan posted:this guy doesn't understand basic biology and is trying to make a meal replacement. loving lol. A like how added too much potassium to the first batches and almost gave himself cardiac arrest.
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Aug 4, 2015 05:44
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I pooped a bit but it's not enough. wish me luck
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:D&D is the longest running game of "6 degrees of marxist struggle" in existence. lmao
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Aug 4, 2015 05:53
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Beef Turret posted:People who want to live longer and get more out of life shouldn't have to spend an 1 hour a day cooking, doing the dishes and driving back and forth to get food, which loses you one year every 20 years on food preparation alone. I don't blame him for choosing reason over tradition. not going to sweat losing 1 year in 20 to a hobby I enjoy that brings me personal satisfaction when I'm knocked out and unconscious on a bunch of springs in a lumber frame a full one-third of my life
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Aug 4, 2015 05:57
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Aug 4, 2015 05:59
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why would you ever not want to poop do it right and its like getting buttfucked for a moment
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Aug 4, 2015 06:00
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etalian posted:I like how in Colbert interview you could tell his was missing all Colbert's ribbing of his business concept. Satire is an inefficient use of language.
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Aug 4, 2015 06:06
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Aug 4, 2015 06:11
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:loving lol he actually wears a nomex flight suit because it's more efficent: also appears he only wears ONE SOCK to save time
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Aug 4, 2015 06:12
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wonder what this guys physique is like? soylent is like all carbs so skinnyfat as all hell would be my guess, but kinda hard to say. flightsuits are pretty flattering anyhow
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Aug 4, 2015 06:16
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lol he talks like the autistic Onion reporter
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Aug 4, 2015 06:17
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Sonofsilversign posted:wonder what this guys physique is like? i also want to see the soylent guy naked
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Alan Smithee posted:lol he talks like the autistic Onion reporter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D04wb7P_v-4
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Aug 4, 2015 06:19
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Parallax Scroll posted:i also want to see the soylent guy naked hey no homo right bro *high fives u and chugs brewski*
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Aug 4, 2015 06:25
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The Saurus posted:i can make a smoothie with 0 fat, high protein yoghurt skim milk and a shitload of spinach and fruit that tastes great and is like a whole well balanced meal of veggie goodness with no saturated fat whatsoever in under 5 mins for a fraction of the cost. ew, yoghurt had bacteria in it, it will make you poop more. and you can't get that spinach and fruit delivered once a month in a large non-refrigerated box! plus you have to spend time cleaning your blender afterwards. if you eat soylent three times a day you can just rinse the blender out a bit and put it back. your meal replacement is not optimized.
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Aug 4, 2015 07:01
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yes but can i pour the soylent into my rear end directly, thus skipping the inefficient process of swallowing
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when i start thinking of ways to "get more out of life" completely removing actual food, one of humanity's most basic pleasures, and essential part of all cultures that unites us in favor of some kind of nutrient slurry is not first on my list.
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Aug 4, 2015 07:12
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in my techno-libertarian utopia you will be able to reproduce via a simple dna sample from your hair, thereby removing all that inefficient and time consuming loving that used to hold us back
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Zyklon B Zombie posted:https://www.soylent.com/product/drink/ I'm hard pressed to spend under $400 a month for groceries, but I get a ton of fresh veggies and cook stuff that I'd want to eat.
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Nubile Hillock posted:I'm hard pressed to spend under $400 a month for groceries, but I get a ton of fresh veggies and cook stuff that I'd want to eat. Yeah I eat like a loving champion for about that much, with things like salmon and sea bass twice a week instead of all cum shakes all the time.
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Aug 4, 2015 07:32
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Bastard Tetris posted:Yeah I eat like a loving champion for about that much, with things like salmon and sea bass twice a week instead of all cum shakes all the time. Congrats on your heavy metals diet
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Aug 4, 2015 07:35
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unpacked robinhood posted:Congrats on your heavy metals diet Eating apex fish twice a week is not gonna give you mercury poisoning.
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Aug 4, 2015 07:39
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unpacked robinhood posted:Congrats on your heavy metals diet Congrats on poorly sourcing your food
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Hobohemian posted:Eating apex fish twice a week is not gonna give you mercury poisoning. the weird powdered vitamins and soy protein this captain of industry has shipped over from china probably has more heavy metals than fish.
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