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a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax
http://gawker.com/call-donald-trumps-cell-phone-and-ask-him-about-his-imp-1720472577

it's like they're trying to go out of business

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i just talked to him. he is very P.O.'ed he said. then he hung up on me

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Lol Gawker owns and I'm glad they're pissing off assholes

null
Feb 19, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

dad gay. so what posted:

i just talked to him. he is very P.O.'ed he said. then he hung up on me

Did you ask him for his position on millenials, or five guys?

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Feb 2, 2009



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Beef Turret posted:

Gawker owns

lol

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

null posted:

Did you ask him for his position on millenials, or five guys?

no. he hung up on me.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
phone off, mailbox full, thanks for wasting my time a retard

voted 1

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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leaving an "im gay" message right now

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
I texted him a picture of my lunch from earlier today and he said it looked pretty great.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Demonachizer posted:

I texted him a picture of my lunch from earlier today and he said it looked pretty great.


:eyepop:

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
gave him a call, he seems like a nice guy :)

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax

Gatekeeper posted:

phone off, mailbox full, thanks for wasting my time a retard

voted 1

don't worry i did too

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Sent him a text telling him to visit my parents for a bbq.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
I called him and we talked a little bit. He hung up when I asked if he wanted to be my dad

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I'm friends with donald trump and he is going to post in this thread on saturday

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Some guy called me a "candy-assed liberal human being" and hung up. I don't know where he got the idea I'm a liberal from.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

gave him a call, he seems like a nice guy :)

:buddy:

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Call him up and ask for Amanda Huggenkiss.

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015

Beef Turret posted:

Lol Gawker owns and I'm glad they're pissing off assholes

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

I just sold him 3 real estates :milk:

Cyron
Mar 10, 2014

by zen death robot
I want to ask him if he ate out Sarah Palin's rear end in a top hat and then ask how does she taste.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

ghlbtsk posted:

Call him up and ask for Amanda Huggenkiss.

lol

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





time to text him goatse :grin:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
ask him if you can suck his dick lol

RennZero
Oct 10, 2007

"Get in."
He told me to tell you guys to stop making fun of him ok?

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Beef Turret posted:

Lol Gawker owns and I'm glad they're pissing off assholes

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
Hopefully this leads to the entire gawkers "news team" having their phone numbers put on the internet.



Also I suggest you guys stop talking about president trump like this, you know the secret service is going to google search all this stuff after his inevitable win and lowtax is going to get in big trouble again.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Tell him you're from the hair club for men and he forgot to renew his subscription.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
i like Trump b/c he's not afriad to tell it like it is.

for example, he recently called the other republican candidates "puppets" belonging to the evil Koch Bros., which is entirely accurate, but no other candidate - DEMOCRATS INCLUDED - has the guts to say it

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

i like Trump b/c he's not afriad to tell it like it is.

for example, he recently called the other republican candidates "puppets" belonging to the evil Koch Bros., which is entirely accurate, but no other candidate - DEMOCRATS INCLUDED - has the guts to say it

He's going to ride a populist wave right into the presidency and it's going to be the greatest thing to ever happen to this gay old earth.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I texted him and told him i support him and good luck in the debates!!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
ask him what he thinks about the cuck meme loil


not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



i hope that trump becomes president so both houses will overwhelmingly turn down whatever he has to say

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

i like Trump b/c he's not afriad to tell it like it is.

for example, he recently called the other republican candidates "puppets" belonging to the evil Koch Bros., which is entirely accurate, but no other candidate - DEMOCRATS INCLUDED - has the guts to say it

sounds like someone needs to FEEL TEH BURN :BERNGET:

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Feminition posted:

i hope that trump becomes president so both houses will overwhelmingly turn down whatever he has to say

I want to see a Senatorial mix of Turn Down For What but with President Trump getting possessed by the Crunk Demon and instead of his rear end or his cock it's his hair.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UovoVTKzg7M

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
I'm glad of one thing Gawker has ever done now, OP

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

4outof5 posted:

He's going to ride a populist wave right into the presidency and it's going to be the greatest thing to ever happen to this gay old earth.

He's the president you guys deserve. Just so people will fully realize how money destroyed the political system in the Western world.

Edit: otoh he's one step closer to President Camacho. So I'm torn.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
buncha eurofags mad about the scourge of god itt

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Gawker is basically helldump fashioning itself as journalism. Even has Boniface writing for it.

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