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Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast
r to try and destroy the US?

Like is our pending election of Donald Trump gonna be enough or do we have to go the full Hitler before all those limp dicked Euros ask China and Russia and try and stop us before we destroy everything by electing literal madmen.

I mean I'm voting Trump anyway because I wanna watch that poo poo-show, but I'm having a hard time imagining the rest of the world even pretending we are a sane nation any more.

I know if I were on the outside looking in at a United States that just elected Donald loving Trump Commander and Chief of the worlds most insanely powerful military, I would be making as many plans with my neighbors as possible to try and put an end to that disaster.

TL:DR


edit: I'm gay, and so say all of us

Dead Gay Romans fucked around with this message at 07:48 on Aug 4, 2015

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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im gay

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
what makes you think they are powerful enough to stop us?

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
p sure even if every other nation on earth banded together they'd still struggle to threaten the us mainland so i wouldn't worry too much op

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
the emperor can be as insane as he wants, the provinces could never hope to win a rebellion even if they all joined forces

the ones that have decent tech and training all have small militaries, the ones with huge militaries like China suck rear end

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
i, too, am gay

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




OMGVBFLOL posted:

i, too, am gay

as am I brother

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
honestly they need to wait until it gets so insane that the USA devolves into civil war

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Pretty sure the people who dream of an armed uprising against the US government are more or less the same people who'd elect a complete lunatic who's try and murder the rest of the world.

So you can only have one or the other.

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast
it really pains me to say this but....I think "I'm gay" might be played out

I mean gently caress...I don't know where we can all go from there, but it had to be said :(

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Dead Gay Romans posted:

it really pains me to say this but....I think "I'm gay" might be played out

I mean gently caress...I don't know where we can all go from there, but it had to be said :(

it's cute that you think its a new thing

it comes and goes, shed no tears wee one

edit: wee gay one lol XD

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Why would they, even if they could, as long as the capital keeps flowing in?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i love my dead gay emperor

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

i love my dead gay emperor

which one?

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast
I'm trying really hard to imagine a Putin/Trump face-to-face meeting that doesn't end in Armageddon.

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

Dead Gay Romans posted:

it really pains me to say this but....I think "I'm gay" might be played out

I mean gently caress...I don't know where we can all go from there, but it had to be said :(

i'm NOT gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxrcgEXWgJg

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
i didnt really read the op just saw president world band and hitler

so like a hot gay sex scene?

im down


yeah from that i gather

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast
you think Trump ever touched another dudes dick?

I bet he has

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!
the world is the us's bitch op except for isreal

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
but op then who will bail them out after the war after deciding to rescue them

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Prof. Lurker posted:

the world is the us's bitch op except for isreal

israel is going to become a shining example of human rights the second the US gets fed up and stops sending lunch money

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

Robo Reagan posted:

israel is going to become a shining example of human rights the second the US gets fed up and stops sending lunch money

haha imagine being obama and having to put up with bibis petulant whining and little tantrums like the worlds most expensive genocidal teenager

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
As long as you got the nukes the rest of the world wont do anything, much like with Russia or China. At best, if you start acting up real bad, we might do some trade embargoes on you but probably not because it'd hurt us as much as it hurt you

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Zzulu posted:

As long as you got the nukes the rest of the world wont do anything, much like with Russia or China. At best, if you start acting up real bad, we might do some trade embargoes on you but probably not because it'd hurt us as much as it hurt you

an armed society is a polite society

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
its 2015 and your choices are literally a fascist and a socialist, lol

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
there would be effectively no difference between a Hillary administration and a Trump administration, outside of a few social issues maybe.

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

its 2015 and your choices are literally a fascist and a socialist, lol


Sanders will not be allowed to take the nomination. Even if there is a groundswell of support that puts his poll numbers as high as Hillary's, the Party establishment will just be like "nope" and the super delegates will give it to Hillary at the convention. Wall Street didn't pump 100+ million into her and her husband to let a bunch of poors gently caress it up during the primary.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
all sanders will ever manage to do is make hillary lean slightly further to the left

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Zzulu posted:

As long as you got the nukes the rest of the world wont do anything, much like with Russia or China. At best, if you start acting up real bad, we might do some trade embargoes on you but probably not because it'd hurt us as much as it hurt you
yeah this is how nuclear deterrence works alright


:ughh:

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Robo Reagan posted:

all sanders will ever manage to do is make hillary lean slightly further to the left

only in rhetoric, during the primary. Bernie and all of his supporters combined don't have enough money to make her actually move her position on anything

Viridiant
Nov 7, 2009

Big PP Energy
All they need to do is have the European navy distract us while the Chinese and Japanese navy sneaks up on us from the other side.

Do you guys think China and Japan would be friends, or would they fight? I like to think they could get along...

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

City of Tampa posted:

only in rhetoric, during the primary. Bernie and all of his supporters combined don't have enough money to make her actually move her position on anything

well yeah, all bets are off once p much any public official is elected

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Viridiant posted:

All they need to do is have the European navy distract us while the Chinese and Japanese navy sneaks up on us from the other side.

Do you guys think China and Japan would be friends, or would they fight? I like to think they could get along...

You'd have to seriously bribe them about "The Great Satan (US)" finally getting its comeuppance.while we're distracted by some bullshit from North Korea or something and even then they'd spend most of it calling each other whores and trannys or some-such... they really hate each other, it's sad.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I'm not too worried. After the Iowa straw poll of 2012 Michelle Bachmann was the front runner for the GOP.

If Trump by some miracle does win the GOP primary, there's no way he'll be elected.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Uhh very much more insane than it would take for their fellow Americans to bump them off themselves.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Viridiant posted:

All they need to do is have the European navy distract us while the Chinese and Japanese navy sneaks up on us from the other side.

Do you guys think China and Japan would be friends, or would they fight? I like to think they could get along...

Or Canada could sneak in a bunch of Russians.

It might sound hard to get a bunch of Russians into Canada without the US noticing, but they just gotta pretend it's a big hockey thing. Dress up the Russian tanks like Zamboni machines.

America won't notice that at all.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



hell ya speed racer!

FunkyFlashman
May 10, 2013
Donald Trump will be a great president. Just like an american Berlusconi but better and with blonde hairs instead of black hairs. Berlusconi was an italian president and he shared some traits with Trump. You think Trump did all his business his whole life and was an idiot? Going bancrupt doesn't count btw, i have a book from Kostolany (stock guru, dead) about stocks and he said "you have to go bancrupt 3-4 times in your life to really GET IT with investing".



Political Correctness must die and Mr Trump can do it!

FunkyFlashman fucked around with this message at 13:34 on Aug 4, 2015

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
trump has so much money that going bankrupt doesnt phase him because bankruptcy is a get out of jail free card once youre rich

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Trump is a blessing, but not for the reason OP thinks he is. His kind of frothing pseudo-fascist delusional populism can never win a general election, and everyone left of Michele Bachmann knows it. If he manages to make it all the way to the end of the primaries without a Cain-style implosion, the GOP party fathers will endeavor somehow to keep him from becoming the Republican nominee, because they are not morons. If this happens, he will throw a huge whiny baby tantrum and form his own party (he has made vague noises about doing this already). If the Tea Party and the GOP establishment finally split off from each other, neither of them will ever win an election again. It's just such a wonderful scenario. Can you see it? It's so beautiful in my mind :allears:

Sometimes I wonder whether Trump has been a secret deep-cover Democratic plant this entire time, to get all the Tea Party craziness out in the open without being couched in election-safe terms or dogwhistled properly. Out and free in the wind, where it can do the most damage to itself.

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