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i haven't had a cat in like a decade and then i found a kitten trapped under a shed. i'm sorry to tell you this but they're actually loving awful. it insists on being in the same room as me, even if it doesn't want me to pet/play with it, and it tears up all my poo poo. it climbs all over everything and knocks my important documents and devices on the floor. cats have horrible diseases, and even if you apply the ointment three times a day they never get used to it and it's always a nightmare struggle. sometimes it takes a poo poo in the litter box, then lays down on top of it. just because. i know you've probably heard a lot of nice things about cats, or seen clever quips attributed to them. it's all fake. cats don't talk, they just ruin your carpet. please don't make my mistake.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 06:32 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 11:50 |
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cats are lil qt pies
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 06:32 |
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I found a stray kitten with worms who diarrhea'd all over my spare room I bought him to the shelter the next morning, but he was cute so I'm fairly certain he was adopted fairly quickly after the worms problem was resolved.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 06:35 |
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that's what you get for taking in vermin
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 06:36 |
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Sintax posted:cats are lil qt pies
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 06:38 |
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Moridin920 posted:that's what you get for taking in vermin It's not like I would have kept him even if he was healthy. I'm allergic! I just didn't want him to die, is all
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 06:38 |
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i haven't had a girl in like a decade and then i found one. i'm sorry to tell you this but they're actually loving awful. Thats what you sound like, OP. Looks like you're not into neither, y'know?
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 06:48 |
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Sintax posted:cats are lil qt pies also adorable fuzzballs
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 06:49 |
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cats make me sneeze
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 06:49 |
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Mr Underhill posted:Thats what you sound like, OP. Looks like you're not into neither, y'know? you didn't change enough so this woman just sounds like a lunatic
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 06:50 |
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:you didn't change enough so this woman just sounds like a lunatic That was all the time i could alot on the john this morning, and editing quotes on an ipad is a nightmare. Gonna go feed my two cats now, they're some of the nicest persons I've met on this gay earth.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 06:55 |
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Mr Underhill posted:That was all the time i could alot on the john this morning, and editing quotes on an ipad is a nightmare. Gonna go feed my two cats now, they're some of the nicest persons I've met on this gay earth. if you love them so much why dont you marry them
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 07:00 |
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Enfield posted:if you love them so much why dont you marry them If you love your mom so much wh- oh nevermind
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 07:04 |
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:important documents and devices
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 07:14 |
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today i saw a really skinny cat, im p sure if you looked up anorexic cats, this would be the one
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 07:30 |
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Cats are pretty neat. Kittens are stupid assholes who constantly fart and attack everything. But they get away with it because they are adorable.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 07:41 |
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FU, OP
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 08:06 |
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cats are disgusting and stupid and attract idiots
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 08:06 |
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real talk cats are huge loving pricks. they dont give a gently caress about you or your things. like they'll deliberately gently caress with your stuff if you dont feed them the right purina. cats literally dont care if you live or die
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 08:08 |
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these meth threads are really starting to get out of hand
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 08:12 |
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hey op how about you suck a dick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGimkHaVEmQ
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 08:13 |
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Gibberish posted:hey op how about you suck a dick
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 08:14 |
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all cats are lovely angels
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 08:51 |
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Fonzarelli posted:all cats are lovely angels ty
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 08:53 |
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lol @ the insane cat person defending cats itt
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 08:53 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpl5mOAXNl4
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 09:00 |
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wanna rub my face in dem kitties
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 09:03 |
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kill all the cats
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 09:16 |
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What sort of important documents, OP?
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 13:02 |
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if i told you id have to kill you
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 13:02 |
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its printed out urls to all my favorite porn sites *kills u*
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 13:03 |
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I had a black cat and he was pure awesome.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 13:10 |
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I often bring things I find under a shed into my home
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 13:25 |
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Bears > Big Dogs > Cats > Small Dogs
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 13:34 |
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Here's a cat that knows the struggle.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 13:34 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:I found a stray kitten with worms who diarrhea'd all over my spare room lol if you don't know that this kitten was murdered the next day.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 13:36 |
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ROFLburger posted:real talk cats are huge loving pricks. they dont give a gently caress about you or your things. like they'll deliberately gently caress with your stuff if you dont feed them the right purina. cats literally dont care if you live or die
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 17:32 |
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throw the fuckin thing out the window. problem solved
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 17:37 |
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cats rule dogs drool
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 17:39 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 11:50 |
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Cats are the worst. Dogs are god tier pets
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 17:40 |