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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i haven't had a cat in like a decade and then i found a kitten trapped under a shed. i'm sorry to tell you this but they're actually loving awful.

it insists on being in the same room as me, even if it doesn't want me to pet/play with it, and it tears up all my poo poo. it climbs all over everything and knocks my important documents and devices on the floor.

cats have horrible diseases, and even if you apply the ointment three times a day they never get used to it and it's always a nightmare struggle.

sometimes it takes a poo poo in the litter box, then lays down on top of it. just because.

i know you've probably heard a lot of nice things about cats, or seen clever quips attributed to them. it's all fake. cats don't talk, they just ruin your carpet. please don't make my mistake.

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Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
cats are lil qt pies

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
I found a stray kitten with worms who diarrhea'd all over my spare room

I bought him to the shelter the next morning, but he was cute so I'm fairly certain he was adopted fairly quickly after the worms problem was resolved.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
that's what you get for taking in vermin

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Sintax posted:

cats are lil qt pies

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Moridin920 posted:

that's what you get for taking in vermin

It's not like I would have kept him even if he was healthy. I'm allergic! I just didn't want him to die, is all

Mr Underhill
Feb 14, 2012

Not picking that up.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i haven't had a girl in like a decade and then i found one. i'm sorry to tell you this but they're actually loving awful.

She insists on being in the same room as me, even if she doesn't want me to pet/play with it, and she tears up all my poo poo. She rummages through everything and knocks my important documents and devices on the floor.

Girls have horrible diseases, and even if you apply the ointment three times a day they never get used to it and it's always a nightmare struggle.

Sometimes she sexes me, then lays down on top of me. Just because.

I know you've probably heard a lot of nice things about girls, or seen clever quips attributed to them. it's all fake. girls do nothing but talk, they just ruin your day. please don't make my mistake.

Thats what you sound like, OP. Looks like you're not into neither, y'know?

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

Sintax posted:

cats are lil qt pies

also adorable fuzzballs

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
cats make me sneeze

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Mr Underhill posted:

Thats what you sound like, OP. Looks like you're not into neither, y'know?

you didn't change enough so this woman just sounds like a lunatic

Mr Underhill
Feb 14, 2012

Not picking that up.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

you didn't change enough so this woman just sounds like a lunatic

That was all the time i could alot on the john this morning, and editing quotes on an ipad is a nightmare. Gonna go feed my two cats now, they're some of the nicest persons I've met on this gay earth.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mr Underhill posted:

That was all the time i could alot on the john this morning, and editing quotes on an ipad is a nightmare. Gonna go feed my two cats now, they're some of the nicest persons I've met on this gay earth.

if you love them so much why dont you marry them

Mr Underhill
Feb 14, 2012

Not picking that up.

Enfield posted:

if you love them so much why dont you marry them

If you love your mom so much wh- oh nevermind

:gas:

Sunday Morning
Apr 7, 2007

Easy
Smellrose

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

important documents and devices

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
today i saw a really skinny cat, im p sure if you looked up anorexic cats, this would be the one

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Cats are pretty neat.


Kittens are stupid assholes who constantly fart and attack everything. But they get away with it because they are adorable.

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
FU, OP

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
cats are disgusting and stupid and attract idiots

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
real talk cats are huge loving pricks. they dont give a gently caress about you or your things. like they'll deliberately gently caress with your stuff if you dont feed them the right purina. cats literally dont care if you live or die

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast
these meth threads are really starting to get out of hand

Gibberish
Sep 17, 2002

by R. Guyovich
hey op how about you suck a dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGimkHaVEmQ

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

:vince:

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

all cats are lovely angels

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

Fonzarelli posted:

all cats are lovely angels

ty

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
lol @ the insane cat person defending cats itt

Tubesock
Apr 20, 2002




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpl5mOAXNl4

Doctor Discomfort
Jan 4, 2015

wanna rub my face in dem kitties

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
kill all the cats

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
What sort of important documents, OP?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
if i told you id have to kill you

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
its printed out urls to all my favorite porn sites *kills u*

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I had a black cat and he was pure awesome.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I often bring things I find under a shed into my home

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
Bears > Big Dogs > Cats > Small Dogs

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Here's a cat that knows the struggle.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Pththya-lyi posted:

I found a stray kitten with worms who diarrhea'd all over my spare room

I bought him to the shelter the next morning, but he was cute so I'm fairly certain he was adopted fairly quickly after the worms problem was resolved.

lol if you don't know that this kitten was murdered the next day.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

ROFLburger posted:

real talk cats are huge loving pricks. they dont give a gently caress about you or your things. like they'll deliberately gently caress with your stuff if you dont feed them the right purina. cats literally dont care if you live or die
My cat is beautiful and he loves me.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
throw the fuckin thing out the window. problem solved

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





cats rule dogs drool

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Cats are the worst. Dogs are god tier pets

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