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its a simple question, really. i still feel fresh, but a "look at dat fukken cat" thread made me understand thats my place is here.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 12:43 |
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goon&defid=2580035 "user on SA forums" and "goon" are used interchangeably.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 12:51 |
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Stop showering.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 12:54 |
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Hey, welcome to Something Awful! I hope you enjoy your stay!
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 12:56 |
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It is a sacred rite where you set $10 on fire.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 12:59 |
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Lurk more
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 13:00 |
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The more you post, the higher your rank. Post a lot.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 13:01 |
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i don't recommend it
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 13:01 |
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You're already in the goonion of
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 13:07 |
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Aydjile posted:its a simple question, really. #goatse #iamgay #slenderman #cuck #fatwhiteandautistic
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 13:19 |
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goons are a myth
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 13:44 |
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Manga
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 13:45 |
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you have to find the perfect balance of hating most things, especially memes, then latch on to some memes and get really ardent about defending the stuff you like but that stuff cant be popular because you think popular things suck and you have to do all this while pretending your dead gay forum is somehow the last bastion of sanity and decency on the internet even though its just as full of pedos and basement dwellers as the rest of the internet
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 13:55 |
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you must be baptized in mangosteen
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 14:07 |
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use milquetoast in a sentence
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 14:09 |
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cheetos, mountain dew, vapid oval office, comedy gold, fat, virgin, 5 just 5, radiohead, tool, stairs, goatse, mom's basement, poo poo your pants
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 14:19 |
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Repeatedly stare at goatse during your formative years.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 14:23 |
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the dunning-krueger affect
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 14:30 |
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Eat one full Juggaloaf
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 14:44 |
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:Eat one full Juggalo you can parse him out over a few years like that one guy who slowly ate an entire car.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 14:46 |
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You do not "become" a goon. Goons are born goons, although it may take years, decades, for the goonism to arise from its dormancy and surface. Like a dam holding back a river, the mind tries to protect itself from the goongene but sooner or later it is overwhelmed. When a goons protective barrier finally breaks, the results are often catastrophic. (i.e. spending 10 bucks on an account)
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:10 |
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its pretty easy actually
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:11 |
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You have to unironically j/o to microwaves mom
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:25 |
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I heard if you film yourself doing it while reading from a page of printed out microwave posts they make you a mod
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:26 |
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i was bitten by a radioactive autist
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:37 |
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Step 1. Watch Anime. Step 2. Remember the 90s. Step 3. Eschew humor for pedantry.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:40 |
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who?
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:45 |
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A goon has to forcibly put their penis in a fledgling goons butt and mouth; that's the "goon handshake" and how one really gets the grenade next to their name
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:48 |
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Kuato posted:A goon has to forcibly put their penis in a fledgling goons butt and mouth; that's the "goon handshake" and how one really gets the grenade next to their name this is only to moderate, hth
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:48 |
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Libelous Slander posted:Step 1. Watch Anime. You know what, I'm going to say it: With a handful of exceptions the 90s mostly sucked loving balls. I don't know many people who can truly hate the iconic parts of the 60s. I liked the 70s OK. The 80s were rad on a few levels. The 2000s had some memorable stuff and honestly a lot holds up. The 90s was mostly a blur of gaudy colors and lukewarm hip hop. Again, a few exceptions here and there, but I think the 90s is one of the least interesting decades.. it lacked personality and the personality it had wasn't very good. To be honest a lot of people go "80s nostalgia" is fully responsible for the 80s trend, except I've noticed a lot of people that are too young to have any nostalgia for it seem to even appreciate it more. Same with all the decades before it. We have lots of period movies but I honestly think very few things will bother to set themselves in the 90s in the future; like the only exception coming to mind is Better Call Saul and that seems to downplay the era.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 15:55 |
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Blazing Ownager posted:You know what, I'm going to say it: With a handful of exceptions the 90s mostly sucked loving balls. better call saul is set in early 2000s
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:04 |
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Blazing Ownager posted:You know what, I'm going to say it: With a handful of exceptions the 90s mostly sucked loving balls. To answer ur question OP, this is how
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:05 |
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4000 calories a day
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:14 |
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let the hate flow through you everything else will come
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 16:37 |
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 17:00 |
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Be spergin' enough that you can grow a neckbeard without too much trouble. Be self aware enough that you shave off the neckbeard and still get laid once in awhile. That's at least the goon/life balance I've found. hth Indubitable Leg fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Aug 4, 2015 |
# ? Aug 4, 2015 17:15 |
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:Eat one full Juggaloaf Sorry I don't know what a goon is but that's rad as hell
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 18:52 |
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hmm, interesting. does being gay helps?
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 23:35 |
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Cantaloupe posted:Sorry I don't know what a goon is but that's rad as hell You realize that the bread was just painted with a stencil and not baked that way, right?
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 23:37 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:05 |
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:Eat one full Juggaloaf I'd eat a Nonviolent PB&J off that
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