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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Yeah better just stick to milk enemas, throatfucking,DPs and facial cumshots. Wouldn't want anyone to see cum where it's supposed to go.

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
thanks for sharing champ

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
i don't know what that is

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

let me in mom!!! posted:

i don't know what that is

Sure you don't buuuuuuudy

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



chlamydia is the #1 preventable cause of blindness in america

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
meh whatever she's shooting herself in the foot a bit I guess but whatever

why are you mad about it OP?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Op typed this with one hand

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
op you ever wonder about stuff? i do

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

every sperm in its right place

CaptainAssholay
May 23, 2001

Don't Think
I usually cum more out of my sad l ittle dick if the video ends in a creampie. Ok bye

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
Tell me more... About this "EvilAngel"

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
maybe if they stuck a banana in the girl while the cum dropped out (very degrading and mean imo but for the sake of discussion) they could call it a banana cream pie and then it wouldn't be against the rules? i bet some people would like that. not me, though, i think it is mean

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

Tell me more... About this "EvilAngel"

i think she makes pastries on food network but apparently really doesn't like cream pies. to be fair cream pies are pretty low on the pie hierarchy imo

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The best creampies have a chocolate crust.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



CaptainAssholay posted:

I usually cum more out of my sad l ittle dick if the video ends in a creampie. Ok bye

Same

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
lol if you pay any attention to where porn comes from or what anyone's names are

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



LegoPirateNinja posted:

lol if you pay any attention to where porn comes from or what anyone's names are

Sorry if I have a connection with these girls through the monitor

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Nuclearmonkee posted:

i think she makes pastries on food network but apparently really doesn't like cream pies. to be fair cream pies are pretty low on the pie hierarchy imo

i thought he was a street magician?

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

LegoPirateNinja posted:

lol if you pay any attention to where porn comes from or what anyone's names are

some of the ladies of porn make parts of me feel good like a bees nest in my belly or a python in my dingus or a small happy dog eating baby carrots inside my mind

there is nothing wrong with remembering which ladies make different parts of me feel some type of way, sometimes you want to feel things for a second time (or 3rd or fourth etc) so it's good to remember that for instance dillion Harper looks like seth mcfarlane and she makes me laugh like a family guy (season 2, it was very funny then)

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Gatekeeper posted:

some of the ladies of porn make parts of me feel good like a bees nest in my belly or a python in my dingus or a small happy dog eating baby carrots inside my mind

there is nothing wrong with remembering which ladies make different parts of me feel some type of way, sometimes you want to feel things for a second time (or 3rd or fourth etc) so it's good to remember that for instance dillion Harper looks like seth mcfarlane and she makes me laugh like a family guy (season 2, it was very funny then)

you should probably go outside

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Moridin920 posted:

meh whatever she's shooting herself in the foot a bit I guess but whatever

why are you mad about it OP?

evilangel is not a she,k it is a whole company!!

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Nuclearmonkee posted:

you should probably go outside

i'm outside right now, it's a very beautiful day only the sun is probably angry because he made the air like a burrito nuked for a minute too long.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



sometimes iw atch people have the love and i'm like argh why can't i have the love but eventually these feelings go away and i go back to catching tem all

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

social vegan posted:

sometimes iw atch people have the love and i'm like argh why can't i have the love but eventually these feelings go away and i go back to catching tem all

aww this is a moving post, i can't really relate but I'm trying to empathize. i'm glad it doesn't stop you from pursuing what you love (catching a tem all)

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
its called facefucking OP

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Gatekeeper posted:

(catching a tem all)

when u say it like this i think about ash ketchum as an i-talian man

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Anything but pregnancy. Babies cost a lot to get rid of.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
How would one even find out something like that? Did you apply for a job and get the policy manual to look over?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

nomadologique posted:

evilangel is not a she,k it is a whole company!!

trap sprung

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
pornograpy is gross

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Do it ironically posted:

pornograpy is gross

ironically, yes

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Do it ironically posted:

pornograpy is gross

Counterpoint: No it isn't.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
penis into a vagina sex is rape, women cant consent to the patriarchy, wish they would ban pornograpy

Bone_Enterprise
Aug 9, 2005

Inception Cigars
www.inceptioncigars.com

Vegetable posted:

Anything but pregnancy. Babies cost a lot to get rid of.

You are right, the price of rusty hangers is at an all time high.

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
"Sex in a portable bathroom is cool but I draw the line at cream pies"

-Evil Angel

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
op posts a lot obout his porn

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Darth123123 posted:

op posts a lot obout his mom

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i don't know what that is but i'm going to pretend it's like a talent show for porn people.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
According to forums user Dark Priest, who is a professional pornographer, "creampie" scenes are accomplished with pina-colada mix and a turkey baster.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Hector Beerlioz posted:

According to forums user Dark Priest, who is a professional pornographer, "creampie" scenes are accomplished with pina-colada mix and a turkey baster.

mmmm yeasty

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