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Cream pie is ok, I'm more a fan of cheesecake though. Huckleberry cheesecake is a nice seasonal change but strawberry cheesecake is solid too imo.
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Kuato posted:Cream pie is ok, I'm more a fan of cheesecake though. Huckleberry cheesecake is a nice seasonal change but strawberry cheesecake is solid too imo. are huckleberries a real type of food? i always thought mark twain made it up as a cool name for tom sawyer's buddy and people just started using it to describe berries they wanted to make pies with but couldn't properly identify (no google back then) also some cream pies are real and not piņa colonics, i made one with a girl and it was pretty neat, she was on her menstruation cycle and so the cream pie was like a cool raspberry filling in a pastry of some kind but it spilled on my sheets and it took a couple of launders before the sheets stopped looking like a tiny crime scene
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Cream pie is delicious OP
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Gatekeeper posted:also some cream pies are real and not piņa colonics, i made one with a girl and it was pretty neat, she was on her menstruation cycle and so the cream pie was like a cool raspberry filling in a pastry of some kind but it spilled on my sheets and it took a couple of launders before the sheets stopped looking like a tiny crime scene Gatekeeper of the Virgin
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Darth123123 posted:Gatekeeper of the Virgin lol
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eric posted:"Sex in a portable bathroom is cool but I draw the line at cream pies"
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Hobohemian posted:How would one even find out something like that? Did you apply for a job and get the policy manual to look over? I'm a fan of the director Raul Cristian but I wondered why his "All Internal" series was contracted to Jules Jordan and not EvilAngel as per the rest of his work. Wikipedia told me why that was: http://business.avn.com/articles/Jules-Jordan-to-Distribute-Cruel-Media-8217-s-i-All-Internal-i-30592.html
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Doing the lord's work. Bringing the gospel of creampie to those that do not know. http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1258419581
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BeefThief posted:every sperm in its right place i know that ref!
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Benny Harvey posted:I'm a fan of the director Raul Cristian but I wondered why his "All Internal" series was contracted to Jules Jordan and not EvilAngel as per the rest of his work. Wikipedia told me why that was: Thanks for the answer.
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Benny Harvey posted:I'm a fan of the director Raul Cristian but I wondered why his "All Internal" series was contracted to Jules Jordan and not EvilAngel as per the rest of his work. Wikipedia told me why that was: Porn has directors? Who are the good ones?
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 01:32 |
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what the gently caress are you talking about man
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 01:33 |
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 01:35 |
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I once went on a date with agirl from OKCupid who had a job reviewing super vanilla porn so it could be played on premium cable without offending anybody. Rules like a whole list of unacceptable swearwords, no choking at all, limited anal, no slapping, correct cum locations. Apparently it was a stupid job but somebody has to do it.
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Darth123123 posted:Porn has directors? Who are the good ones? Honestly, I don't care about direction so much as production values. Also Raul is from Romania so he' surrounded by slamming hotties. Speleothing posted:I once went on a date with agirl from OKCupid who had a job reviewing super vanilla porn so it could be played on premium cable without offending anybody. That seems like a really arbitrary line in the sand to draw. Anyway, who is going to complain about porn that they've chosen to watch unless it's really extreme?
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 01:43 |
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Gatekeeper posted:are huckleberries a real type of food? i always thought mark twain made it up as a cool name for tom sawyer's buddy and people just started using it to describe berries they wanted to make pies with but couldn't properly identify (no google back then) They are related to, but distinctly different than, the blueberry. Common in the northern US. In particular I remember huckleberry jams and such being widely available in the shops near Yellowstone Nat'l Park, though if you know how to find them they grow in a very wide range.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 01:43 |
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the happiest surprise in my life was the night my girlfriend and i caught softcore porn on tv and got to watch a woman pretend to fellate a man with his pants still on.
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Speleothing posted:I once went on a date with agirl from OKCupid who had a job reviewing super vanilla porn so it could be played on premium cable without offending anybody. Correct Cum Location is a cool band name
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Speleothing posted:I once went on a date with agirl from OKCupid who had a job reviewing super vanilla porn so it could be played on premium cable without offending anybody. What qualifies as 'limited' anal, exactly? Is it the amount of time spent in the butt, the size of the butt, or the size of the things going in the butt? This is very confusing to me, an unlimited anal connoisseur.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 02:34 |
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the solution is simple, just creampie your sexual partner(s) and not worry about what people in porn do
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 02:37 |
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If I'm not mistaken the anal can be prevalent but still has to sit at the back of the bus
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I think we need a list of both correct and incorrect cum locations.
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It wasn't my job, dudes. I just know that anal had to be the right sort and the directors and actors knew the rules, so it was only to flag slip-ups. So probably no accidental shots of gape or the woman in pain? Or go buy a weekend of premium cable porn and try to guess the rules? Edit: If I had to guess, cum belonged on chest or back or not seen at all. No playing with it or dribbling it all over. Speleothing fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Aug 5, 2015 |
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"Buy" and "porn" in the same sentence? Dude it's 2015 and we have this thing Al Gore invented called the internet.
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Wow. just HAD to figure this out. apparently, the co-owner of evil angel banned creampies because she was infected with HIV during an anal creampie shoot. check it out: quote:Now - since I was directed to this thread because of my post in another thread about an anal creampie movie, I need to be fair and not single out any companies. I want to make it clear that my disgust of anal creampies does not show favorites, even to companies that I normally respect. http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/cfc-2/reply/584384#post
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Donald Kimball posted:Wow. just HAD to figure this out. I too, am vocal about internal anal cumsjots
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Donald Kimball posted:Wow. just HAD to figure this out. that actually seems... reasonable?
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 03:24 |
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who's like the steven spielberg of porn because i want to watch some indiana bones in the temple of poon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlAXxFLHdv8
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Donald Kimball posted:Wow. just HAD to figure this out. im sure her parents are very proud.
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porkchop_express posted:who's like the steven spielberg of porn because i want to watch some indiana bones in the temple of poon I wanna say that there's an Indiana Jones porn parody where Indy is a black chick.
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FIRST TIME posted:I wanna say that there's an Indiana Jones porn parody where Indy is a black chick. does she choose poorly? also would love to see a facial scene but melting the dudes face off tia porn gods
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Sometimes I wish that I was touch a lady
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The Goatfather posted:chlamydia is the #1 preventable cause of blindness in america
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FIRST TIME posted:that actually seems... reasonable? I thought so too. quit gang banging her guys
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Kimball posted:
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Gatekeeper posted:are huckleberries a real type of food? i always thought mark twain made it up as a cool name for tom sawyer's buddy and people just started using it to describe berries they wanted to make pies with but couldn't properly identify (no google back then) yeah they're real and pretty good imo. only grow seasonally though unfortunately
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Lol
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