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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Cream pie is ok, I'm more a fan of cheesecake though. Huckleberry cheesecake is a nice seasonal change but strawberry cheesecake is solid too imo.

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Kuato posted:

Cream pie is ok, I'm more a fan of cheesecake though. Huckleberry cheesecake is a nice seasonal change but strawberry cheesecake is solid too imo.

are huckleberries a real type of food? i always thought mark twain made it up as a cool name for tom sawyer's buddy and people just started using it to describe berries they wanted to make pies with but couldn't properly identify (no google back then)

also some cream pies are real and not piņa colonics, i made one with a girl and it was pretty neat, she was on her menstruation cycle and so the cream pie was like a cool raspberry filling in a pastry of some kind but it spilled on my sheets and it took a couple of launders before the sheets stopped looking like a tiny crime scene

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Cream pie is delicious OP

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Gatekeeper posted:

also some cream pies are real and not piņa colonics, i made one with a girl and it was pretty neat, she was on her menstruation cycle and so the cream pie was like a cool raspberry filling in a pastry of some kind but it spilled on my sheets and it took a couple of launders before the sheets stopped looking like a tiny crime scene

Gatekeeper of the Virgin

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Darth123123 posted:

Gatekeeper of the Virgin

lol

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

eric posted:

"Sex in a portable bathroom is cool but I draw the line at cream pies"

-Evil Angel

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Hobohemian posted:

How would one even find out something like that? Did you apply for a job and get the policy manual to look over?

I'm a fan of the director Raul Cristian but I wondered why his "All Internal" series was contracted to Jules Jordan and not EvilAngel as per the rest of his work. Wikipedia told me why that was:

:nws:http://business.avn.com/articles/Jules-Jordan-to-Distribute-Cruel-Media-8217-s-i-All-Internal-i-30592.html:nws:

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Doing the lord's work. Bringing the gospel of creampie to those that do not know.

:nws: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1258419581 :nws:

feller
Jul 5, 2006


BeefThief posted:

every sperm in its right place

i know that ref!

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Benny Harvey posted:

I'm a fan of the director Raul Cristian but I wondered why his "All Internal" series was contracted to Jules Jordan and not EvilAngel as per the rest of his work. Wikipedia told me why that was:

Thanks for the answer.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Benny Harvey posted:

I'm a fan of the director Raul Cristian but I wondered why his "All Internal" series was contracted to Jules Jordan and not EvilAngel as per the rest of his work. Wikipedia told me why that was:

:nws:http://business.avn.com/articles/Jules-Jordan-to-Distribute-Cruel-Media-8217-s-i-All-Internal-i-30592.html:nws:

Porn has directors? Who are the good ones?

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

what the gently caress are you talking about man

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
I once went on a date with agirl from OKCupid who had a job reviewing super vanilla porn so it could be played on premium cable without offending anybody.

Rules like a whole list of unacceptable swearwords, no choking at all, limited anal, no slapping, correct cum locations.

Apparently it was a stupid job but somebody has to do it.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Darth123123 posted:

Porn has directors? Who are the good ones?

Honestly, I don't care about direction so much as production values. Also Raul is from Romania so he' surrounded by slamming hotties.


Speleothing posted:

I once went on a date with agirl from OKCupid who had a job reviewing super vanilla porn so it could be played on premium cable without offending anybody.

Rules like a whole list of unacceptable swearwords, no choking at all, limited anal, no slapping, correct cum locations.

Apparently it was a stupid job but somebody has to do it.

That seems like a really arbitrary line in the sand to draw. Anyway, who is going to complain about porn that they've chosen to watch unless it's really extreme?

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Gatekeeper posted:

are huckleberries a real type of food? i always thought mark twain made it up as a cool name for tom sawyer's buddy and people just started using it to describe berries they wanted to make pies with but couldn't properly identify (no google back then)

They are related to, but distinctly different than, the blueberry. Common in the northern US. In particular I remember huckleberry jams and such being widely available in the shops near Yellowstone Nat'l Park, though if you know how to find them they grow in a very wide range.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

the happiest surprise in my life was the night my girlfriend and i caught softcore porn on tv and got to watch a woman pretend to fellate a man with his pants still on.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Speleothing posted:

I once went on a date with agirl from OKCupid who had a job reviewing super vanilla porn so it could be played on premium cable without offending anybody.

Rules like a whole list of unacceptable swearwords, no choking at all, limited anal, no slapping, correct cum locations.

Apparently it was a stupid job but somebody has to do it.

Correct Cum Location is a cool band name

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Speleothing posted:

I once went on a date with agirl from OKCupid who had a job reviewing super vanilla porn so it could be played on premium cable without offending anybody.

Rules like a whole list of unacceptable swearwords, no choking at all, limited anal, no slapping, correct cum locations.

Apparently it was a stupid job but somebody has to do it.

What qualifies as 'limited' anal, exactly? Is it the amount of time spent in the butt, the size of the butt, or the size of the things going in the butt? This is very confusing to me, an unlimited anal connoisseur.

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
the solution is simple, just creampie your sexual partner(s) and not worry about what people in porn do

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
If I'm not mistaken the anal can be prevalent but still has to sit at the back of the bus

l33t b4c0n
Aug 19, 2000

King of E/N
I think we need a list of both correct and incorrect cum locations.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
It wasn't my job, dudes. I just know that anal had to be the right sort and the directors and actors knew the rules, so it was only to flag slip-ups.

So probably no accidental shots of gape or the woman in pain? Or go buy a weekend of premium cable porn and try to guess the rules?

Edit: If I had to guess, cum belonged on chest or back or not seen at all. No playing with it or dribbling it all over.

Speleothing fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Aug 5, 2015

l33t b4c0n
Aug 19, 2000

King of E/N
"Buy" and "porn" in the same sentence? Dude it's 2015 and we have this thing Al Gore invented called the internet.

Donald Kimball
Sep 2, 2011

PROUD FATHER OF THIS TURD ------>



Wow. just HAD to figure this out.

apparently, the co-owner of evil angel banned creampies because she was infected with HIV during an anal creampie shoot. check it out:

quote:

Now - since I was directed to this thread because of my post in another thread about an anal creampie movie, I need to be fair and not single out any companies. I want to make it clear that my disgust of anal creampies does not show favorites, even to companies that I normally respect.
When I came back to the adult business in 1999, I promised myself that I would never willingly or knowingly contribute to risking someone else's health. I also promised myself that I would use my own situtation of being infected on a set to try to help other performers never have to experience that.

Between 1997 and 2005, the only male to female transmissions of HIV were ALL caused in scenes that involved an anal internal cumshot. Kimberly Jade, Brooke Ashley, Delphin, me, Lara Roxxx, Jessica Dee and Miss Arroyo all received an anal creampie from the male performer who was part of that year's HIV scare. For the first 4 girls, it was Marc Wallace. For the last 3, it was Darren James.

Going by that, I to this day find it nearly impossible that any self-respecting porn producers would still find it within their comfort level to shoot internal anals. I do know that for awhile, Red Light was having their performers test for HIV every 2 weeks instead of every 30 days. I don't know if they continue this. If they do, I applaud them, but I don't know if even this balances out the extra risky sexual act of anal internal cumshots. The reason anal creampies are so dangerous is because the mucous membranes of the anal cavity are very thin and are easily torn during anal sex. If a male performer were HIV+ (and the current testing methods hadn't detected him yet, just as the testing methods didn't detect Darren James early enough to save Lara, Jessica or Miss Arroyo) and he did an anal internal cumshot, his HIV-infected semen would have direct contact with the torn insides of the girl's rear end in a top hat.

I cannot in good conscience request a government-mandated ban on these activites. I enjoy the adult business very much, and I think government intervention would do more harm than good. However, I know some of the directors who are currently shooting series that have anal creampies, and I know that deep down, they are good people with consciences.
The only thing I am able to do is remain vocal about what we as a community have experienced through the years, and hope that by staying vocal, even if these movies continue to be filmed, that the girls in the business will know the history of HIV in the business, and will be better able to make their own informed decisions.
I was so emotionally sick last year every time I heard a girl say that she thought that the current HIV testing methods were enough and the she didn't know that an anal creampie was more risky than any other sexual act. How is it possible that adult performers do not understand the safety risks involved in their jobs?

If a girl knows the risks, and she wants to do this kind of scene, none of us can do anything else, but at least she knew the risks before it may be too late.

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/cfc-2/reply/584384#post

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Donald Kimball posted:

Wow. just HAD to figure this out.

apparently, the co-owner of evil angel banned creampies because she was infected with HIV during an anal creampie shoot. check it out:


http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/cfc-2/reply/584384#post

I too, am vocal about internal anal cumsjots

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Donald Kimball posted:

Wow. just HAD to figure this out.

apparently, the co-owner of evil angel banned creampies because she was infected with HIV during an anal creampie shoot. check it out:


http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/cfc-2/reply/584384#post

that actually seems... reasonable?

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
who's like the steven spielberg of porn because i want to watch some indiana bones in the temple of poon

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlAXxFLHdv8

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014

Donald Kimball posted:

Wow. just HAD to figure this out.

apparently, the co-owner of evil angel banned creampies because she was infected with HIV during an anal creampie shoot. check it out:


http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/cfc-2/reply/584384#post

im sure her parents are very proud.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

porkchop_express posted:

who's like the steven spielberg of porn because i want to watch some indiana bones in the temple of poon

I wanna say that there's an Indiana Jones porn parody where Indy is a black chick.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

FIRST TIME posted:

I wanna say that there's an Indiana Jones porn parody where Indy is a black chick.

does she choose poorly?

also would love to see a facial scene but melting the dudes face off tia porn gods

naem
May 29, 2011

Sometimes I wish that I was touch a lady

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

The Goatfather posted:

chlamydia is the #1 preventable cause of blindness in america

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Donald Kimball
Sep 2, 2011

PROUD FATHER OF THIS TURD ------>



FIRST TIME posted:

that actually seems... reasonable?

I thought so too. quit gang banging her guys

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

Kimball posted:

quote:

I know some of the directors who are currently shooting series that have anal creampies, and I know that deep down, they are good people with consciences.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Gatekeeper posted:

are huckleberries a real type of food? i always thought mark twain made it up as a cool name for tom sawyer's buddy and people just started using it to describe berries they wanted to make pies with but couldn't properly identify (no google back then)

also some cream pies are real and not piņa colonics, i made one with a girl and it was pretty neat, she was on her menstruation cycle and so the cream pie was like a cool raspberry filling in a pastry of some kind but it spilled on my sheets and it took a couple of launders before the sheets stopped looking like a tiny crime scene

yeah they're real and pretty good imo. only grow seasonally though unfortunately :(

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Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Lol

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