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what's it like to give/get a kiss? asking for a friend
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Aug 4, 2015 14:47
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its like eating a chile relleno
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Aug 4, 2015 14:48
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Like bags of sand.
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Aug 4, 2015 14:49
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Ace of Baes posted:what's it like to give/get a kiss? asking for a friend I believe you. But you should tell the friend yourself or maybe show him.
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Aug 4, 2015 14:49
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dad gay. so what posted:its like eating a chile relleno what's that is it like a burrito, cuz i love those
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Aug 4, 2015 14:50
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Its dumb and wet
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Aug 4, 2015 14:50
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it's like receiving a mouthful of foreign bacteria, because that's what it is. enjoy your herpes.
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Aug 4, 2015 14:50
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Libelous Slander posted:it's like receiving a mouthful of foreign bacteria, because that's what it is. enjoy your herpes. Thats a virus.
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Aug 4, 2015 14:51
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Libelous Slander posted:it's like receiving a mouthful of foreign bacteria, because that's what it is. enjoy your herpes. isnt your mouth always full of foreign bacteria? im not a scientist
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Aug 4, 2015 14:52
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Thats a virus. 2 seperate thoughts, seperated by a period. Ace of Baes posted:isnt your mouth always full of foreign bacteria? im not a scientist i guess if you are constantly swishing mexican hooker spit
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Aug 4, 2015 14:53
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garbage
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Aug 4, 2015 14:54
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where the gently caress did this av come from
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Aug 4, 2015 14:54
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Orkin Mang posted:where the gently caress did this av come from probably an internet server
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Aug 4, 2015 14:55
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ugh
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Aug 4, 2015 14:57
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punch both sides of your head at the same time
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Aug 4, 2015 14:59
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Cantaloupe posted:punch both sides of your head at the same time that's my fetish tho
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Aug 4, 2015 14:59
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it is like playing the game; shaq fu
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Aug 4, 2015 15:02
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hm
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Aug 4, 2015 15:06
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you can simulate a kiss by puckering your lips and placing them inside a shop vacuum hose
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Aug 4, 2015 15:06
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Libelous Slander posted:i guess if you are constantly swishing mexican hooker spit dont kinkshame
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Aug 4, 2015 15:08
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like receiving a tombstone piledriver from the undertaker circa 1994
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Aug 4, 2015 15:40
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I wouldn't know, don't usually pay the extra for the girlfriend experience (gfe)
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Aug 4, 2015 15:51
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It's like getting punched in the face
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Aug 4, 2015 15:54
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like licking an ashtray
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Aug 4, 2015 16:09
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Like sticking your lips on the two meat flaps that protrude from the end of the other person's GI tract
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Aug 4, 2015 16:18
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scary. your dad wakes you up in the middle of the night and says if you tell anyone about the kiss it'll ruin the family and and everyone will hate you and then he leans in and kisses you and it tastes like alcohol and you cant breathe
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Aug 4, 2015 16:28
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FordPRefectLL posted:scary. your dad wakes you up in the middle of the night and says if you tell anyone about the kiss it'll ruin the family and and everyone will hate you and then he leans in and kisses you and it tastes like alcohol and you cant breathe 
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Aug 4, 2015 17:04
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FordPRefectLL posted:scary. your dad wakes you up in the middle of the night and says if you tell anyone about the kiss it'll ruin the family and and everyone will hate you and then he leans in and kisses you and it tastes like alcohol and you cant breathe 
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Aug 4, 2015 17:07
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Kissing someone who smokes is a lot like thoroughly licking the nostrils of a really old and crusty goat that's dying from leprosy.
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Aug 4, 2015 17:41
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it feels like a bright spring day op. at least thats what ive heard
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Aug 4, 2015 17:44
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ThePriceIsRight posted:Its dumb and wet FreudianSlippers posted:Kissing someone who smokes is a lot like thoroughly licking the nostrils of a really old and crusty goat that's dying from leprosy. more like licking one of those round ashtray cigarette butt things you see behind offices and stuff i highly recommend
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Aug 4, 2015 17:45
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I lust for cop kiss
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Aug 4, 2015 18:09
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Coolie Ghost posted:I lust for cop kiss what does racism taste like
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Aug 4, 2015 18:10
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FordPRefectLL posted:scary. your dad wakes you up in the middle of the night and says if you tell anyone about the kiss it'll ruin the family and and everyone will hate you and then he leans in and kisses you and it tastes like alcohol and you cant breathe P much this
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Aug 4, 2015 18:13
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mush a grapefruit half into your own face it's like that
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Aug 4, 2015 18:59
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its rly gross and u can get cooties from it 
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Aug 4, 2015 19:01
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FordPRefectLL posted:scary. your dad wakes you up in the middle of the night and says if you tell anyone about the kiss it'll ruin the family and and everyone will hate you and then he leans in and kisses you and it tastes like alcohol and you cant breathe  same
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Aug 4, 2015 19:02
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man i want a kiss now jesus
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Aug 4, 2015 19:03
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It feels like wet, hot, pulsating cancer being forced into your mouth hole by someone you otherwise normally like and trust. A fast moving lust-slug going into the place that food and Mt. Dew only go normally. It is no good.
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Aug 4, 2015 19:17
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Aug 4, 2015 19:25
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