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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
my ear came off after i cut it off with a rusty spoon, my friend dared me to (the spoon was very bloody and smelled like his junk) and i just scraped my ear off, i have it on ice, so what do i do, there is blood everywhere and i am sad because brain matter is getting all over the carpet

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
If you hold it up to your other ear you can hear the ocean.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

its a good opportunity to get a more powerful ear grafted on from like a lynx or a fox

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
keep going and push the spoon into your brain

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Cutting off your ear counts as art.

Make more art.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
gently caress your ear, I'm glad it fell off you stupid piece of poo poo

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

get one of these ears imo. charming and functional

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

get one of these ears imo. charming and functional




that guy is pretty cool

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Inevitable posted:

gently caress your ear, I'm glad it fell off you stupid piece of poo poo

wow. manners much?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

dad gay. so what posted:

my ear came off after i cut it off with a rusty spoon, my friend dared me to (the spoon was very bloody and smelled like his junk) and i just scraped my ear off, i have it on ice, so what do i do, there is blood everywhere and i am sad because brain matter is getting all over the carpet

hosed up if false

We only use 10% of our brain so 90% of it is useless, so don't worry about it.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
we call that an aural circumcision op

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Take it to Five Guys and Fries and add it to your burger. Hope that helps.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
this is a lot more dramatic than your typical lunch thread

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Symmetry is beautiful.

Do the other ear.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

this is a lot more dramatic than your typical lunch thread

whats for lunch today, charlie? do you mind if i call you charlie?

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

dad gay. so what posted:

whats for lunch today, charlie? do you mind if i call you charlie?

ya thats coo i guess

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe Potbelly ... get a sandwich...

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

ya thats coo i guess

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe Potbelly ... get a sandwich...

would you prefer potbelly? something else? ur name is too hard to pronounce. whats potbelly btw?

i need to update my nicknames.txt once you deccide

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I believe that this really happened.

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
if the spoon hadn't done it, the diabetes probably would have eventually

good job staying ahead of the curve, op

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

dad gay. so what posted:

would you prefer potbelly? something else? ur name is too hard to pronounce. whats potbelly btw?

i need to update my nicknames.txt once you deccide

any name is coo w/ me

Potbelly is a sandwich shop... they have 'em in a lot of places but not everywhere because a lot of ppl dont know what it is

it's p good and low cal and fast--like a way better version of jimmy johns and sometimes they have live music too

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

dad gay. so what posted:

my ear came off after i cut it off with a rusty spoon, my friend dared me to (the spoon was very bloody and smelled like his junk) and i just scraped my ear off, i have it on ice, so what do i do, there is blood everywhere and i am sad because brain matter is getting all over the carpet

whoopsy daisy op you should be more careful in future

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser
Oh my god !!! I'm gnonna call the cop

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
gently caress,

piss

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Go paint something, Vincent.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

If there's a girl you have a crush on you could give it to her chicks love severed ears

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
stuck in the middle with jews

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

op lend me your ear

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Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
my ear

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