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some sort of well-defined technical meaning, usually to justify why they don't go outside. "no, you see, introverts aren't shy, they just lose their energy being around people so they need to stay in their basement to recharge"
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 17:05 |
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*beep boop* Social Batteries Expired Must Return to Basement and Begin Recharging Process *eats cheetos with chopsticks and jacks off to steven universe* RECHARGING PROCESS COMPLETE
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 17:07 |
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logical phalluses posted:some sort of well-defined technical meaning, usually to justify why they don't go outside. I know someone who loves posting on social media about being an introvert, when really he's just an rear end in a top hat that's been hit with the 'tism stick multiple times.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 17:07 |
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Nooner posted:*beep boop* Social Batteries Expired same, but w/ pistachios
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 17:08 |
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BigPoot posted:I know someone who loves posting on social media about being an introvert, when really he's just an rear end in a top hat that's been hit with the 'tism stick multiple times. Don't sign your posts.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 17:09 |
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Some people like to jump out of airplanes while on fire and also fighting a tiger. Some people like books. Neither is better, they're just different (actually books are better!!!)
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 17:12 |
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dearest op, you are draining my social batteries with your nincompoop bullshit, im going home
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 17:21 |
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logical phalluses posted:some sort of well-defined technical meaning, usually to justify why they don't go outside. I'm an introvert and my recharger is a dragon butt plug
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 17:22 |
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i don't have enough spoons today sorry OP
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 17:23 |
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Darth123123 posted:i don't have enough spoons today sorry OP same except anime wall scrolls
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 17:25 |
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i smoke weed to recharge it's like I'm popeye and the weed is my spinach
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 17:30 |
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Moridin920 posted:i smoke weed to recharge smoke weed then hide in the fort i made behind the couch with its cushions to play phone games for 18 hours. **RECHARGED**
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 17:35 |
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I'm an ambivert, so I'll go out with my friends but stay on my phone and shitpost the hole time
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 18:02 |
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I have to stay in smoking weed, playing games and masturbating for 6 days before a 2 hour social interaction.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 18:05 |
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I don't like crowds.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 18:07 |
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Ironic that my only solace from the rigours of the humdrum cruelty of the outside world are my Nipponese* dating simulators. Oh Kaori-chan, only you understand me~~~ *Nipponese means from Japan u silly baka (*v*)
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 18:09 |
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the nicker posted:I have to stay in smoking weed, playing games and masturbating for 6 days before a 2 hour social interaction. this but unironically, except for the weed, which is ironic.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 18:28 |
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Coolie Ghost posted:I'm an ambivert, so I'll go out with my friends but stay on my phone and shitpost the hole time Should've ate those eggs.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 18:30 |
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we had to come up with a scientific-sounding term for it because people kept loving bothering us about it. there's a whole subset of people who inexplicably cannot understand that some people like reading books in quiet places more than they like getting drunk in loud ones, or chatting about nothing important with some fuckwit for hours every goddamn week. And you fuckers get all offended for some reason when we tell you to gently caress off even for a little while, so congratulations, this is what you get, you're an 'extrovert' now because you weren't happy with "jesus christ, not this again, please go away and stop bothering me forever, it's not my fault you get terrified when you go without espousing all your groundbreaking inner thoughts to some other hapless idiot for longer than ten minutes, or that if there's too much silence you have to listen to your inner thoughts for one single second, which is presumably as loving soul-destroying to you as it would be to me, please just leave me the gently caress alone"
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 18:33 |
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At times, introverts will need to retreat to their lairs to update their Nixon-style enemies list.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 18:36 |
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Personally I think it's ok to use the actual meaning of words to communicate thoughts, sentiments, reactions, etc. to people.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 18:39 |
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Just replace the word "introvert" with "antisocial rear end in a top hat" and suddenly their unique-snowflake rant turns into sobering self reflection. Try it at home, kids!
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 18:47 |
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I don't like going for walks or going to the gym because I'm afraid skinny girls will make fun of me, those catty bitches!
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 18:49 |
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Faux Mulder posted:we had to come up with a scientific-sounding term for it because people kept loving bothering us about it. there's a whole subset of people who inexplicably cannot understand that some people like reading books in quiet places more than they like getting drunk in loud ones, or chatting about nothing important with some fuckwit for hours every goddamn week. And you fuckers get all offended for some reason when we tell you to gently caress off even for a little while, so congratulations, this is what you get, you're an 'extrovert' now because you weren't happy with "jesus christ, not this again, please go away and stop bothering me forever, it's not my fault you get terrified when you go without espousing all your groundbreaking inner thoughts to some other hapless idiot for longer than ten minutes, or that if there's too much silence you have to listen to your inner thoughts for one single second, which is presumably as loving soul-destroying to you as it would be to me, please just leave me the gently caress alone" lol, trap sprung
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 18:49 |
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Faux Mulder posted:we had to come up with a scientific-sounding term for it because people kept loving bothering us about it. This was the original unedited version. Holy sperg. luv your title btw
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 18:58 |
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Faux Mulder posted:we had to come up with a scientific-sounding term for it because people kept loving bothering us about it. there's a whole subset of people who inexplicably cannot understand that some people like reading books in quiet places more than they like getting drunk in loud ones, or chatting about nothing important with some fuckwit for hours every goddamn week. And you fuckers get all offended for some reason when we tell you to gently caress off even for a little while, so congratulations, this is what you get, you're an 'extrovert' now because you weren't happy with "jesus christ, not this again, please go away and stop bothering me forever, it's not my fault you get terrified when you go without espousing all your groundbreaking inner thoughts to some other hapless idiot for longer than ten minutes, or that if there's too much silence you have to listen to your inner thoughts for one single second, which is presumably as loving soul-destroying to you as it would be to me, please just leave me the gently caress alone" same
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 18:59 |
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i'm more of a 360 mctwist revert
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 19:01 |
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Faux Mulder posted:we had to come up with a scientific-sounding term for it because people kept loving bothering us about it. there's a whole subset of people who inexplicably cannot understand that some people like reading books in quiet places more than they like getting drunk in loud ones, or chatting about nothing important with some fuckwit for hours every goddamn week. And you fuckers get all offended for some reason when we tell you to gently caress off even for a little while, so congratulations, this is what you get, you're an 'extrovert' now because you weren't happy with "jesus christ, not this again, please go away and stop bothering me forever, it's not my fault you get terrified when you go without espousing all your groundbreaking inner thoughts to some other hapless idiot for longer than ten minutes, or that if there's too much silence you have to listen to your inner thoughts for one single second, which is presumably as loving soul-destroying to you as it would be to me, please just leave me the gently caress alone" this. THIS. THIS. THIOSSSSS
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 19:04 |
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Faux Mulder posted:we had to come up with a scientific-sounding term for it because people kept loving bothering us about it. there's a whole subset of people who inexplicably cannot understand that some people like reading books in quiet places more than they like getting drunk in loud ones, or chatting about nothing important with some fuckwit for hours every goddamn week. And you fuckers get all offended for some reason when we tell you to gently caress off even for a little while, so congratulations, this is what you get, you're an 'extrovert' now because you weren't happy with "jesus christ, not this again, please go away and stop bothering me forever, it's not my fault you get terrified when you go without espousing all your groundbreaking inner thoughts to some other hapless idiot for longer than ten minutes, or that if there's too much silence you have to listen to your inner thoughts for one single second, which is presumably as loving soul-destroying to you as it would be to me, please just leave me the gently caress alone" so true man im always like listen frat boy poo poo head, have you ever read a book? probably not, unless they started putting books at the bottom of coors light bottles lmbo
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 19:05 |
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My belly button is an introvert, OP.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 19:06 |
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Faux Mulder posted:we had to come up with a scientific-sounding term for it because people kept loving bothering us about it. there's a whole subset of people who inexplicably cannot understand that some people like reading books in quiet places more than they like getting drunk in loud ones, or chatting about nothing important with some fuckwit for hours every goddamn week. And you fuckers get all offended for some reason when we tell you to gently caress off even for a little while, so congratulations, this is what you get, you're an 'extrovert' now because you weren't happy with "jesus christ, not this again, please go away and stop bothering me forever, it's not my fault you get terrified when you go without espousing all your groundbreaking inner thoughts to some other hapless idiot for longer than ten minutes, or that if there's too much silence you have to listen to your inner thoughts for one single second, which is presumably as loving soul-destroying to you as it would be to me, please just leave me the gently caress alone" hey what are some dope books and quiet places that youve found irl
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 19:06 |
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:hey what are some dope books and quiet places that youve found irl ill start: the back of a really neat old barn NOTE: you will need to bring your own lantern to see unless you have a kindle paperwhite
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 19:07 |
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i don't find silence awkward this makes me an rear end in a top hat
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 19:07 |
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i'm an inversely introverted extrovert
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 19:10 |
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the nicker posted:I have to stay in smoking weed, playing games and masturbating for 6 days before a 2 hour social interaction. Same here
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 19:11 |
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:ill start: the back of a really neat old barn have you ever tried the bottom of a grain silo, with the grain still in it. pretty serene down there and no dumb extroverts for sure
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 19:16 |
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Ghaz posted:have you ever tried the bottom of a grain silo, with the grain still in it. pretty serene down there and no dumb extroverts for sure I heard a thing on NPR about grain silos and how dangerous they are cause they send in kids to "walk down the grain" when it gets stuck and sometimes it like becomes a grain avalanche and they get sucked in and crushed to death and there was this one kid who was talking about how he was working with his friend and they were both only like 14 and his friend started to get stuck and he tried to save him but couldnt and almost got stuck himself andthen they had the dead kids mom and he was tlaking about how when they recovered her son's body he looked like a golfball from all the dimples from teh grain crushing him to death it was really really sad ):
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 19:19 |
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the inconvenient truth is that when someone tells you they're an introvert it's because they're hoping you will go away
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 19:22 |
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Faux Mulder posted:the inconvenient truth is that when someone tells you they're an introvert it's because they're hoping you will go away I'm an introvert
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 19:25 |
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Faux Mulder posted:we had to come up with a scientific-sounding term for it because people kept loving bothering us about it. there's a whole subset of people who inexplicably cannot understand that some people like reading books in quiet places more than they like getting drunk in loud ones, or chatting about nothing important with some fuckwit for hours every goddamn week. And you fuckers get all offended for some reason when we tell you to gently caress off even for a little while, so congratulations, this is what you get, you're an 'extrovert' now because you weren't happy with "jesus christ, not this again, please go away and stop bothering me forever, it's not my fault you get terrified when you go without espousing all your groundbreaking inner thoughts to some other hapless idiot for longer than ten minutes, or that if there's too much silence you have to listen to your inner thoughts for one single second, which is presumably as loving soul-destroying to you as it would be to me, please just leave me the gently caress alone" "Us"
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