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9/10 good mix of Native American and pretty Frenchman/German, no hereditary diseases made known, we're all fit and awesome but my dad is loving 5'3. I'm 5'1. (Then again some dudes love it so... relativity?)
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 04:09 |
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I'm a likely become an alcoholic and I have a couple uncles with Wilford Brimley's disease, but all the men in my family keep their hair forever and live into their 90's. It's a wash.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 04:13 |
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I'm practically guaranteed to get cancer, I just don't know which kind it'll be yet. I hope it's the dick or balls kind because I'd prefer it didn't disrupt my life in any noticeable way. Also I have dementia to look forward to if I don't float my liver first. A solid 3/10.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 04:26 |
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Dad's side: 10/10. They live to late 90s or early 100s. No dementia. Not overweight. Rarely sick. No allergies. Mom's side: 5/10 due to the cancer. poo poo. ----------------
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 04:48 |
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brizna posted:Dad's side: 10/10. They live to late 90s or early 100s. No dementia. Not overweight. Rarely sick. No allergies. where did you get the gay gene from? your dog??
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 05:08 |
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Eh 6/10. I'm naturally thin and my skin is nice and I still get carded for alcohol at almost 30 but holy gently caress did I get the sewage runoff from the gene pool when it comes to mental health. Not that it matters cause my lovely genes caused me to be infertile anyway so
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 05:18 |
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anglerfish posted:Eh 6/10. I'm naturally thin and my skin is nice and I still get carded for alcohol at almost 30 but holy gently caress did I get the sewage runoff from the gene pool when it comes to mental health. Not that it matters cause my lovely genes caused me to be infertile anyway so dude seriously
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 05:19 |
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I look exactly like I did 12 years ago
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 05:42 |
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I was born with a bone deformity in my neck so let's say 3/10?
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 05:49 |
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Bone deformites, neural pain, fibromas, birth marks. 1/10
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 06:01 |
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9/10 My father was a famous troll and my mother has 7 forum 'kills' under her belt just by pointing out things about their posting. I think im following in their footsteps fairly well. Last year I got my first kill by trolling a guy into troondom. I call it a kill because he no longer goes by his own name and denies he was ever himself. He'll be 100% dead statistically speaking sometime in the next 5 years.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 06:05 |
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Man gently caress genes. I'm 33 and I just talked to my mom a couple weeks ago and I guess I was born with a heart defect. Thanks for telling me 33 years later mom.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 06:08 |
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6'3", tall, attractive, 20-20 vision, bisexual, awesome at chess, great-grandparents all made it to their 90s. no history of heart attack or alzheimer's in the family, no weird allergies, and no sadbrains! but im schizoid, and im lactose intolerant so idk, 8.5/10? 9/10?
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 06:39 |
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im hungarian so im automatically part of the ubermensch
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 07:08 |
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I am an affront to nature and all that is good and green on this earth
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 15:51 |
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pretty sure I've got a combo of slav and golden horde which is way better than being descended from some potato pickers in ireland or whatever the gently caress
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 16:03 |
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Ashkenazi Jew so I guess I start out at -2 right off the bat. All in all I'd give them a solid 6/10.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 16:53 |
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Mostly Irish..so BAC .40-.50
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 16:58 |
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anglerfish posted:Eh 6/10. I'm naturally thin and my skin is nice and I still get carded for alcohol at almost 30 but holy gently caress did I get the sewage runoff from the gene pool when it comes to mental health. Not that it matters cause my lovely genes caused me to be infertile anyway so If you're infertile isn't that an automatic 0/10? Anyway to play this game I've got way too many ticking time bombs in my genes to get me above a 2; nobody in my family should be reproducing but lol Catholics
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 17:06 |
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Dad's side: Immortal weirdos. Mom's side: lovely addicts. Me: lovely weirdo addicted to immortality.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 17:35 |
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lets just say they are a step up from ol' "mr. sausage man", OP
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 17:38 |
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Polak dad, German/Native American mom Both parents in their 60s with no health complications and on no medications. Grandparents live into their 90's or above. 6'3" 195 lbs, abs without working out, good shoulders and a 'V' shaped back, thick neck, bench a solid 350, decent college level athlete (d1 rugby) 8.5" cock, thick, solid erections at a moments notice, can gently caress 5+ times a day 40/20 vision IQ tested 'several deviations above the norm a couple years ago, 160 as a kid Both kids are smart and healthy, athletically gifted. Got my poo poo fixed after 1 boy and 1 girl. But I'm gonna be bald at some point And my face and body are not symmetrical 7/10?
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 17:48 |
oy vey
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 17:48 |
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1/10. im mentally retarded and physically ugly so much that people notice. im probably infertile but nobodys proved that yet, thats where the 1 point comes from. imthe prop comic of masturbators. i have epidermic hysteria so nobody can touch me. virgin
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 17:56 |
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Ugly people are obviously way more fertile, how else do you explain why so many people are ugly?
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 17:57 |
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my dick is an ingrown hair and everytime i breathe i whistle out my nose. i deliberately stink
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 17:59 |
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I have freckles, and my hair's dark brown, but if it gets too long it goes a bit reddish in the summer. So my descendents could be ginger.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 18:00 |
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I've only got one full-blooded sibling, and we've got a pretty similar list of +/- + Sexy as hell + Big rear end titties (good to know if I have children) - Diabetes genes (father and cousin are Type 1, me and sister are Celiac) - Predisposition to Stimulant Addiction +/- Bipolar, Anxiety I'll still probably have kids, but with some other race to maybe knock out some of the bullshit recessive alleles. Pretty but crazy is the best kind of crazy.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 18:03 |
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im a man but i have incredible birthing hips
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 18:03 |
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my tastebud crust is 2 inches thick, i smell like piss on purpose and my face looks like a ruined omelet. i can play no instrument at all.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 18:08 |
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50% chance of male pattern baldness. Onset and severity are totally up in the air because they depend on multiple other genes and their expression, haven't got any signs yet, doesn't mean I'm in the clear. My brother has it though, sucks to be him I guess, but he's in the military so it doesn't matter so much. 1 in 32 I'm a carrier of cystic fibrosis. Super interesting and devastating disease, if I liked medicine I would have studied that. All it does is fucks with the transfer of chloride from one side of the cell membrane to the other (maybe more). Makes mucous way more sticky than it should be and possibly stops production of a vital anti-microbial chemical and that's the interesting part that's still being investigated. Anyway it's a very very bad gene and if I have one of those well I should be ok even though it feels like I'm on the edge of a cliff. I still have a good one to compensate, but if I screwed a chick who also had a bad one there's a 1/4 chance the kid would live, at best, a shortened life of continuous antibiotics and intensive lung work.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 18:09 |
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6/10 i have a rare condition where i have no bones and no flesh
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 18:09 |
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- Flat feet. - Wide feet. - Poor eyesight - Anxiety - Amazingly injury-prone - Resistant to local anesthetic - Autoimmune urticaria - Family history of cancer (both sides) - Family history of Parkinson's (maternal grandmother and great-grandmother) - Family history of bi-polar disorder (mom's brother) - Family history of restrictive lung disease (mother) - Family history of scoliosis (mother) - Family history of high blood pressure (father, paternal grandfather) - Family history of really stupid deaths (Killed by baseball to the head, killed by falling log) -10/10
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 18:12 |
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2/10 up from 1 because of nice calves
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 18:17 |
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Drum posted:- Flat feet. lol jesus i gain muscle mass easily, have great eyesight, have no mental or physical diseases. only 5'11" but that's okay. I'm robust. fast metabolism, very rarely get sick, and at least above average intelligence I think. decent grades in hs without really trying or doing HW, honors/AP classes, 2100 on the SAT first time. the only thing I'm allergic to is aspirin (and idk how much anymore it was more when I was a kid) and all that happens is my face gets unpleasantly puffy. my mom died of cancer so I gotta watch for that I guess. not having any kids probably so I guess my genes ultimately fail though Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Aug 5, 2015 |
# ? Aug 5, 2015 18:17 |
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im the zero kelvin of retards. i have no eyelashes.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 18:27 |
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:I'm white.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 18:34 |
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9/10 No hereditary diseases of any kind, long life, super immune system and healing factor. Above average intelligence, ugly as sin but above average dick to compensate although not as big as other members (heh) of my extended family (gently caress YOU DAD).
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 20:20 |
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I'm not lactose intolerant which makes me objectively more genetically advanced than most people in this world
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 20:22 |
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I look like a male Elizabeth banks
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