how good are your genes?

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > how good are your genes?

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

1/10. im mentally retarded and physically ugly so much that people notice. im probably infertile but nobodys proved that yet, thats where the 1 point comes from. imthe prop comic of masturbators. i have epidermic hysteria so nobody can touch me. virgin

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Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

my dick is an ingrown hair and everytime i breathe i whistle out my nose. i deliberately stink

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Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

my tastebud crust is 2 inches thick, i smell like piss on purpose and my face looks like a ruined omelet. i can play no instrument at all.

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Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

im the zero kelvin of retards. i have no eyelashes.

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