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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > how good are your genes?
 
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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
pretty sure I've got a combo of slav and golden horde which is way better than being descended from some potato pickers in ireland or whatever the gently caress

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Drum posted:

- Flat feet.
- Wide feet.
- Poor eyesight
- Anxiety
- Amazingly injury-prone
- Resistant to local anesthetic
- Autoimmune urticaria
- Family history of cancer (both sides)
- Family history of Parkinson's (maternal grandmother and great-grandmother)
- Family history of bi-polar disorder (mom's brother)
- Family history of restrictive lung disease (mother)
- Family history of scoliosis (mother)
- Family history of high blood pressure (father, paternal grandfather)
- Family history of really stupid deaths (Killed by baseball to the head, killed by falling log)

-10/10

lol jesus

i gain muscle mass easily, have great eyesight, have no mental or physical diseases. only 5'11" but that's okay. I'm robust. fast metabolism, very rarely get sick, and at least above average intelligence I think. decent grades in hs without really trying or doing HW, honors/AP classes, 2100 on the SAT first time.

the only thing I'm allergic to is aspirin (and idk how much anymore it was more when I was a kid) and all that happens is my face gets unpleasantly puffy. my mom died of cancer so I gotta watch for that I guess.

not having any kids probably so I guess my genes ultimately fail though :shrug:

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Aug 5, 2015

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