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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:a 10$ word I bust out for special occasions woah my eyes just turned into dollar signs
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Hobohemian posted:I still have 7. Suck it losers.
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Aug 5, 2015 08:35
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One who lacks gorm
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Aug 5, 2015 08:40
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Your every move will be observed. 
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Aug 5, 2015 08:50
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the jokes on you: I added MH370 to the list of news items I want Cortana to update me on periodically; soon I will steal your place as resident GBS MH370 expert 
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Aug 5, 2015 08:54
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Tautologicus posted:In Pro you can defer updates. I went through all kinds of rigamarole just to get the pro version once i found this out. Irony. proof of concept posted:woah my eyes just turned into dollar signs That is a pretty cool word. Strudel Man fucked around with this message at 09:50 on Aug 5, 2015 |
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Aug 5, 2015 09:48
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my biggest beef with windows 10 so far is that I was in the middle of working on something with music playing when the loving superfetch optimization service decided to kick in, locking the machine up for five minutes and making the music slur; I thought the loving processor had just melted down 
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Aug 5, 2015 09:56
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SeXReX posted:jokes on them, I got locked out of internet banking because they made me use a 30 character password that combined a bunch of stupid rules about numbers and special characters which I immediately forgot use a password manager you dummy idiot fucker
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Aug 5, 2015 10:02
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Moon Atari posted:Microsoft so bad at managing the press even if they somehow released the perfect operating system they would get slammed. But everyone liked 7.
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Aug 5, 2015 10:05
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I'm the retard that agreed to the free OS without reading the finer details, I got a free Windows Phone when they came out because you just had to trade in an old lovely phone basically with no contract. It's two years later and I can't browse websites anymore or access the bank because no one supports the lovely fail phone. This is you in two years Windows 10 users.
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Aug 5, 2015 10:33
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Windows 10? Ha you suckers are way behind I'm already on Windows 2000 
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Aug 5, 2015 10:35
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really not looking forward to 7 going EOL
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Aug 5, 2015 10:47
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I haven't really read about Windows 10 at all. Why does it exist? Are they just trying to recover from Windows 8? I thought that's what the 8.1 update was for.
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Aug 5, 2015 11:04
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TheMostFrench posted:I haven't really read about Windows 10 at all. Why does it exist? Are they just trying to recover from Windows 8? I thought that's what the 8.1 update was for. short version: microsoft has a huge amount of idle software engineers and the world has millions of people willing to buy fake penis and breast enlargement pills. now the idle engineers think they have found a way to reach all these penis/breast people with penis/breast ads and make lots of money.
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Aug 5, 2015 11:45
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Helpimscared posted:But I disabled all of the spying stuff I just hear that as, "But I poop from there."
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Aug 5, 2015 11:53
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Pomp posted:use a password manager you dummy idiot fucker Even easier if you just put all your passwords into a jpg and upload them to imgur you only need to remember 1 password and you can view all your passwords on any device. You can even use your birthdate as a password
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Aug 5, 2015 12:12
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freelop posted:Even easier if you just put all your passwords into a jpg and upload them to imgur you only need to remember 1 password and you can view all your passwords on any device. At the risk of someone hacking my password and finding out I'm a millennial? No loving thanks
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Aug 5, 2015 13:09
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How do i remove the stupid "upgrade to windows 10" square on the toolbar? I WILL NEVER DO IT.
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Aug 5, 2015 13:16
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Lt. Tanaka posted:How do i remove the stupid "upgrade to windows 10" square on the toolbar? I WILL NEVER DO IT. Task manager and disable it from starting up.
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Aug 5, 2015 13:36
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Lt. Tanaka posted:How do i remove the stupid "upgrade to windows 10" square on the toolbar? I WILL NEVER DO IT. You open the upgrade windonw, hit the burger icon and theres an option in there to unsubscribe
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Aug 5, 2015 13:55
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Lt. Tanaka posted:How do i remove the stupid "upgrade to windows 10" square on the toolbar? I WILL NEVER DO IT. remove a specific update and/or add a registry key, there are guides out there
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Aug 5, 2015 14:03
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Looking forward to all the Jareds going to jail thanks to windows 10
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Aug 5, 2015 14:03
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its true. the key difference between windows 7/8 and 10 is that in 10 they acknowledge the NSA backdoors and let you turn them off in the privacy settings
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Aug 5, 2015 14:11
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burritolingus posted:Windows 10? Ha you suckers are way behind I'm already on Windows 2000 Someday. Someday... 
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Aug 5, 2015 14:13
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I only half read the op so does this mean my computer now knows when I spunk on the keyboard?
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Aug 5, 2015 14:22
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I don't have windows 10, so I'll just have to tell Microsoft what kind of porn i watch directly its midget porn, 24/7
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Aug 5, 2015 14:29
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captain poopfister posted:I only half read the op so does this mean my computer now knows when I spunk on the keyboard? there is an algorithm that tries to asses your current state at all times, using all the OS data available. this way they can guess what type situation is causing you to buy poo poo and what may be the best target ad for your line of work or your hobbies. there is a special state called "private time", which is triggered by you opening a porn related site and your gps location not moving for 2-3 min. the state is kept until cortana hears a moaning sound or you start moving again. your jerk-off time is saved and once there is enough data to state your average jerk-off time within a confidence interval of 95% you are selected for premature ejaculation meds ads.
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Aug 5, 2015 14:34
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Lucky Guy posted:I don't have windows 10, so I'll just have to tell Microsoft what kind of porn i watch directly That's disrespectful. They prefer 'little person erotica'. Unguided posted:But everyone liked 7. Yup. Windows 8 wasn't a 'mismanagement of the press', and neither was Vista. Vista was bloated, and Windows 8 was Microsoft's go at the Apple / Nintendo mentality of 'you will take these lovely new features that got approved through a poorly managed consumer opinion testing process, and you will like them, and if you don't like them gently caress you we are the future and you're going to like them.' They were disliked appropriately on merit of their own virtues; the press didn't have to spin so much as simply report.
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Aug 5, 2015 15:25
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Well, ladies and gentleman, it looks as if we have no recourse. It's been a fun journey but now has come the time in which we must destroy our computers and go silently into that dark night. Destroy them tonight for the safety and health of our children.
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Aug 5, 2015 15:39
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can anyone recommend websites for good, wholesome, healthy people? i am afraid of being thought of as a degenerate by microsoft, so i need to prove them wrong by frequenting websites that are for people who are not angry, or depressed. what are those websites
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Aug 5, 2015 15:40
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Mr. Pumroy posted:can anyone recommend websites for good, wholesome, healthy people? i am afraid of being thought of as a degenerate by microsoft, so i need to prove them wrong by frequenting websites that are for people who are not angry, or depressed. what are those websites pornhub
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Aug 5, 2015 15:42
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5er posted:That's disrespectful. They prefer 'little person erotica'. lol if you jerk it to respectful porn
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Aug 5, 2015 15:43
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Mr. Pumroy posted:can anyone recommend websites for good, wholesome, healthy people? i am afraid of being thought of as a degenerate by microsoft, so i need to prove them wrong by frequenting websites that are for people who are not angry, or depressed. what are those websites https://www.reddit.com/
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Mr. Pumroy posted:can anyone recommend websites for good, wholesome, healthy people? i am afraid of being thought of as a degenerate by microsoft, so i need to prove them wrong by frequenting websites that are for people who are not angry, or depressed. what are those websites don't bother, it's too late. If you posted in d&d on a win10 machine its all in your file forever now. if you need security clearance as an american or a visa as a eurofag, nobody is going to read your file and try to get balanced picture. there is already a one strike policy in place, once something looks remotely fishy about you, you are out. my condolences, you should probably stop posting if you work in education, politics or security related staff. Damage control may help. also, don't gently caress with people working at microsoft, there is a good chance they can manage to get their hands on your file and ruin your life. also police, they can probably too. and nerdy people that are too much into "online security". also, north Koreans and chinese. also Russians.
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Aug 5, 2015 16:16
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TheMostFrench posted:I haven't really read about Windows 10 at all. Why does it exist? Are they just trying to recover from Windows 8? I thought that's what the 8.1 update was for. Controlling the appstore and taking a % cut of every sale makes a shitload of money these days. Windows 7 doesn't have an appstore. 8 was trashed so badly when it first came out that even 8.1 fixing most of the major issues wasn't enough to get people using it. So instead of 8.2 we got Windows 9. Apparently a lot of legacy programs use the version info for Windows to set certain flags, and supposedly only used the first digit of the Windows version, so it coming back as version 9.anything would make the program assume that it was running on 95/98 and break. I personally haven't seen any proof of this, but that's the story going around. So here we are, Windows 10 instead. They're basically giving it away to everyone, even pirates if you signed up for the beta test, so they can get the sweet appstore cut. E: Could be it's Win 10 instead of 9 just purely for marketing purposes as well since it's going up against OSX. ballistics statistics fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Aug 5, 2015 |
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Aug 5, 2015 16:38
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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Aug 5, 2015 17:23
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Controversial view: I like Windows 10, and if you think its going to get any info from you that facebook/google/NSA doesn't already have, you are an idiot
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Aug 5, 2015 17:27
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ElGroucho posted:Controversial view: I like Windows 10, and if you think its going to get any info from you that facebook/google/NSA doesn't already have, you are an idiot Yeah defeatism is great. Just bend over, spread your butt cheeks, it's all poo poo anyway.
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ThaGrandCow posted:They're basically giving it away to everyone, even pirates if you signed up for the beta test, so they can get the sweet appstore cut. when are these chucklefucks going to realize people put up with windows' poo poo expressly because they dont want some central app store controlling what they can and cant install
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