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AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
Seriously Cracked what the hell....

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-groups-who-shouldnt-be-sexual-punchlines/

If you can't make fun of furries and virgins who can you make fun of?

You're not born with a loving wolf's soul, so gently caress off with that poo poo.

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FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
Why do they show a picture of a mallet as a masturbation tool? Sorry, but I'm gonna mock a guy if the only way he can get off is by flattening his dick with a hammer.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Cracked is just tumblr with ads

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
cool so fetishes are now 'sexual identities', good to know

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
sorry furries are still freaks and should be eradicated with the pedos (large crossover there though interestingly enough)

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
lol you read cracked

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

i like to tie my wiener into origami but people always laugh for the wrong reason :(

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

quote:

What's more, dressing up as animals is a brilliant shortcut past modern society's bullshit body-shaming beauty standards. The advertising industry spends billions of dollars convincing every human alive to be unhappy in the skin they're in. So furries art-and-craft new skins! Skins made of silk in the shape of a centaur! Let's see you sell that in a jar, assholes! They've short-circuited the entire body-image industry and crossed it with a fantasy novel. Using imaginary characters to counter advertising makes them the Banksys of boning.

jesus loving christ

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Rickycat posted:

lol you read cracked

Not really, just saw it in my facebook feed and went WTF.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Dude, be a rebel and make fun of everyone.

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Nooner posted:

sorry furries are still freaks and should be eradicated with the pedos (large crossover there though interestingly enough)

Agreed

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
mods "Banksy of Boning" you know what to do

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

AbbadonOfHell posted:

Not really, just saw it in my facebook feed and went WTF.

lol you use facebook

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Nooner posted:

sorry furries are still freaks and should be eradicated with the pedos (large crossover there though interestingly enough)

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

VendaGoat posted:

Dude, be a rebel and make fun of everyone.

The goat in your AV makes me wonder if you're one of em.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

oh my god a thread about furries post post post post post post post post post

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Naerasa posted:

lol you use facebook

Easy to keep in touch with mom that way.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nooner posted:

sorry furries are still freaks and should be eradicated with the pedos (large crossover there though interestingly enough)

If the holocaust had been aimed at Furries instead of jews I'd have been a heiling like a mother fucker

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
furries are a protected class now

cracked said so

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

AbbadonOfHell posted:

The goat in your AV makes me wonder if you're one of em.

Your's makes me think you're not funny. :shrug:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
The three groups of people it should be legal to let DARPA use for testing

1. Furries
2. Bronies
3. Fats

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Donald Trump taught me that I can make fun of anyone for any reason and be praised by millions

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Booblord Zagats posted:

The three groups of people it should be legal to let DARPA use for testing

1. Furries
2. Bronies
3. Fats

that's a little mean to furries and fats i mean deep down inside they are both still people right

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



I just looked up what a furry is, wtf

In all my years on something awful I've never seen something so weird. How have there not been countless threads about these people??

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

cracked said it so it is true

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I do think it's about time internet social justice people started going after virgin. It was pretty much the perfect example of a doublestandard, the same people who'd get super upset with any insult targeted at women's sexuality, whether on the prudish or slutty side, had zero qualms calling dudes they didn't like virgins while pretending that that's not a super big deal in social pressures related to masculinity.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
What a man and a woman and a fox with 2 tails do behind closed doors is none of our business

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
in addition, suck a fart out of my rear end

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

VendaGoat posted:

Your's makes me think you're not funny. :shrug:

Never said I was! :smuggo:

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
I think we need to come up with a new group to shame and feel superior to. So I'm proposing that "Cracked Article Writers" are the new subhuman mongrels of the Internet. Except Seanbaby, he's cool, but the rest are filth.

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Network Pesci posted:

I think we need to come up with a new group to shame and feel superior to. So I'm proposing that "Cracked Article Writers" are the new subhuman mongrels of the Internet. Except Seanbaby, he's cool, but the rest are filth.

Yeah, he's alright... didn't know that he was writing for them now. I have a old EGM where he cosplayed as Iori from King of Fighters pretty badly. (His hair was waaaay to short to do Iori)

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Sorry you were triggered, OP

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
Also remember when Cracked was like the knock-off Mad or something.

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
So long as I can still benefit from white/male/cis/het privilege then I don't care and everyone who isn't like is a human being

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Pththya-lyi posted:

Sorry you were triggered, OP

Nah, not triggered just rolling my eyes. (or is that what triggered means?)

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

NecroMonster posted:

that's a little mean to furries and fats i mean deep down inside they are both still people right

Of course they aren't.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Booblord Zagats posted:

Cracked is just tumblr with ads

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

AbbadonOfHell posted:

Also remember when Cracked was like the knock-off Mad or something.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

NecroMonster posted:

that's a little mean to furries and fats i mean deep down inside they are both still people right

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AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

I'm talking the paper version. You know the thing that probably hasn't existed in 10 years+

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