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Seriously Cracked what the hell.... http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-groups-who-shouldnt-be-sexual-punchlines/ If you can't make fun of furries and virgins who can you make fun of? You're not born with a loving wolf's soul, so gently caress off with that poo poo.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 23:54 |
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Why do they show a picture of a mallet as a masturbation tool? Sorry, but I'm gonna mock a guy if the only way he can get off is by flattening his dick with a hammer.
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 23:55 |
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Cracked is just tumblr with ads
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 23:57 |
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cool so fetishes are now 'sexual identities', good to know
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 23:57 |
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sorry furries are still freaks and should be eradicated with the pedos (large crossover there though interestingly enough)
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 23:58 |
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lol you read cracked
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:00 |
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i like to tie my wiener into origami but people always laugh for the wrong reason
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:01 |
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quote:What's more, dressing up as animals is a brilliant shortcut past modern society's bullshit body-shaming beauty standards. The advertising industry spends billions of dollars convincing every human alive to be unhappy in the skin they're in. So furries art-and-craft new skins! Skins made of silk in the shape of a centaur! Let's see you sell that in a jar, assholes! They've short-circuited the entire body-image industry and crossed it with a fantasy novel. Using imaginary characters to counter advertising makes them the Banksys of boning. jesus loving christ
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:01 |
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Rickycat posted:lol you read cracked Not really, just saw it in my facebook feed and went WTF.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:05 |
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Dude, be a rebel and make fun of everyone.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:05 |
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Nooner posted:sorry furries are still freaks and should be eradicated with the pedos (large crossover there though interestingly enough) Agreed
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:05 |
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mods "Banksy of Boning" you know what to do
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:06 |
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AbbadonOfHell posted:Not really, just saw it in my facebook feed and went WTF. lol you use facebook
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:06 |
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Nooner posted:sorry furries are still freaks and should be eradicated with the pedos (large crossover there though interestingly enough)
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:06 |
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VendaGoat posted:Dude, be a rebel and make fun of everyone. The goat in your AV makes me wonder if you're one of em.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:06 |
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oh my god a thread about furries post post post post post post post post post
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:07 |
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Naerasa posted:lol you use facebook Easy to keep in touch with mom that way.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:07 |
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Nooner posted:sorry furries are still freaks and should be eradicated with the pedos (large crossover there though interestingly enough) If the holocaust had been aimed at Furries instead of jews I'd have been a heiling like a mother fucker
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:08 |
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furries are a protected class now cracked said so
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:08 |
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AbbadonOfHell posted:The goat in your AV makes me wonder if you're one of em. Your's makes me think you're not funny.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:09 |
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The three groups of people it should be legal to let DARPA use for testing 1. Furries 2. Bronies 3. Fats
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:10 |
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Donald Trump taught me that I can make fun of anyone for any reason and be praised by millions
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:11 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:The three groups of people it should be legal to let DARPA use for testing that's a little mean to furries and fats i mean deep down inside they are both still people right
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:11 |
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I just looked up what a furry is, wtf In all my years on something awful I've never seen something so weird. How have there not been countless threads about these people??
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:13 |
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cracked said it so it is true
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:13 |
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I do think it's about time internet social justice people started going after virgin. It was pretty much the perfect example of a doublestandard, the same people who'd get super upset with any insult targeted at women's sexuality, whether on the prudish or slutty side, had zero qualms calling dudes they didn't like virgins while pretending that that's not a super big deal in social pressures related to masculinity.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:13 |
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What a man and a woman and a fox with 2 tails do behind closed doors is none of our business
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:14 |
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in addition, suck a fart out of my rear end
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:14 |
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VendaGoat posted:Your's makes me think you're not funny. Never said I was!
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:14 |
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I think we need to come up with a new group to shame and feel superior to. So I'm proposing that "Cracked Article Writers" are the new subhuman mongrels of the Internet. Except Seanbaby, he's cool, but the rest are filth.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:15 |
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Network Pesci posted:I think we need to come up with a new group to shame and feel superior to. So I'm proposing that "Cracked Article Writers" are the new subhuman mongrels of the Internet. Except Seanbaby, he's cool, but the rest are filth. Yeah, he's alright... didn't know that he was writing for them now. I have a old EGM where he cosplayed as Iori from King of Fighters pretty badly. (His hair was waaaay to short to do Iori)
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:17 |
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Sorry you were triggered, OP
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:17 |
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Also remember when Cracked was like the knock-off Mad or something.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:17 |
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So long as I can still benefit from white/male/cis/het privilege then I don't care and everyone who isn't like is a human being
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:17 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:Sorry you were triggered, OP Nah, not triggered just rolling my eyes. (or is that what triggered means?)
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:18 |
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NecroMonster posted:that's a little mean to furries and fats i mean deep down inside they are both still people right Of course they aren't.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:20 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:Cracked is just tumblr with ads
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:24 |
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AbbadonOfHell posted:Also remember when Cracked was like the knock-off Mad or something.
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 00:25 |
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NecroMonster posted:that's a little mean to furries and fats i mean deep down inside they are both still people right
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I'm talking the paper version. You know the thing that probably hasn't existed in 10 years+
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