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Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy

Pox posted:

I believe your mother sucks it for them OP, lmfao

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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Angela Christine posted:

"Some horses produce dry, flaky smegma, while others produce moist, goopy smegma."

Yeah, that was a sentence I didn't need to read today.


"Wearing disposable gloves, gently grasp the end of his penis with one hand and run the other hand up the shaft, knocking off the smegma."

No. No, I don't think I'm going to do that.

mods rename this gross gently caress of a poster either flaky smegma or goopy smegma

if you end up doing it tia but if you dont then thanks for nothing mods

Clemocracy
Jul 21, 2015

by Ralp

Windows 98 posted:

I recently learned you have to clean horses dicks for them. But horses live in the wild. How do they clean their own dick in the wild? Are all their dicks dirty?

"have to"

just sounds like an excuse for people who love horses to touch their dicks

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Very carefully.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Windows 98 posted:

I recently learned you have to clean horses dicks for them. But horses live in the wild. How do they clean their own dick in the wild? Are all their dicks dirty?

dude this came up in a thread not like a month ago, Pick's epic dissertation on horse smegma, look it up

Wangsbig
May 27, 2007

Matey posted:

mods rename this gross gently caress of a poster either flaky smegma or goopy smegma

if you end up doing it tia but if you dont then thanks for nothing mods

please DO NOT as these are both my @aol email addresses.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

pentyne posted:

Holy poo poo this is a real thing how the gently caress does evolution explain this?

Btw, none of this is mind or work safe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwOCw3JPMaE

But this guy says its no big deal.

http://www.aaep.org/info/horse-health?publication=819

I try to learn something new every day, but now I'm reconsidering that policy.

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

you guys ever see a horse dick jizz?

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


Pox posted:

I believe your mother sucks it for them OP, lmfao

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

david... posted:

you guys ever see a horse dick jizz?

dont be ridiculous

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