if trump wins the republican nomination the democrats should run snoop dogg

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proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmf-TW5rWiY
:weed:

# ? Aug 5, 2015 05:33

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AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Would have a ~~beer~~ malt-liquor with him.

# ? Aug 5, 2015 05:35

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

OLD MAN SMOKES WITH SNOOP DOGG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73V2g1tYVqk

# ? Aug 5, 2015 05:36

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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he should be secretary of agriculturing weed

# ? Aug 5, 2015 05:36

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Why do you want the dems to lose?

# ? Aug 5, 2015 05:41

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

The Bananana posted:

Why do you want the dems to lose?

I think Snoop Dogg would beat the poo poo out of Trump in the general

# ? Aug 5, 2015 05:42

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

50 Cent should be Snoop's running mate. He's like the hip hop Donald Trump so he could siphon votes that way.

# ? Aug 5, 2015 05:46

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

FIRST TIME posted:

50 Cent should be Snoop's running mate. He's like the hip hop Donald Trump so he could siphon votes that way.

You know he'd start a war in the Middle East over a diamond encrusted skull don't you?

# ? Aug 5, 2015 05:47

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

WHile I would love to see thing, I want to serious post this bit. If Trump does win it, Hillary will be the democrat shill and is a sure thing.

But gently caress, I would love to see the Dee oh DOuble g run a Administration

# ? Aug 5, 2015 05:47

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

AbbadonOfHell posted:

You know he'd start a war in the Middle East over a diamond encrusted skull don't you?

You're telling me that Donald Trump wouldn't?

# ? Aug 5, 2015 05:48

Clemocracy: Jul 21, 2015; by Ralp

snoop would more likely be trumps running mate if anything

# ? Aug 5, 2015 05:49

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

proof of concept posted:

I think Snoop Dogg would beat the poo poo out of Trump in the general

EVERY old person would vote against snoop, and half of snoops constituency would forget to vote. (_{because of the weed})

# ? Aug 5, 2015 05:49

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

The Bananana posted:

EVERY old person would vote against snoop, and half of snoops constituency would forget to vote. (_{because of the weed})

you are forgetting how successful Rock The Vote was, and how popular Clinton was even though he did not inhale :colbert:

# ? Aug 5, 2015 05:50

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The Bananana posted:

EVERY old person would vote against snoop, and half of snoops constituency would forget to vote. (_{because of the weed})

yeah, well that's just like your opinion or whatever... MAN

# ? Aug 5, 2015 05:51

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

The Bananana posted:

EVERY old person would vote against snoop, and half of snoops constituency would forget to vote. (_{because of the weed})

old people continue to be a problem, in general

# ? Aug 5, 2015 05:55

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Cubone posted:

old people continue to be a problem, in general

No doubt, but I'm just stating the facts

# ? Aug 5, 2015 05:57

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

most old people would just do what they always do and vote a straight party ticket since he'll run under his real name so they won't see "SNOOP DOGG THE BLACK RAPPER WEED MAN" on their ballots

# ? Aug 5, 2015 06:03

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

ergo snoop wins the old vote QED

# ? Aug 5, 2015 06:03

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

drat thats a tough choice i was gonna go with trump because all the other republicans and democrats are fascists, but if it's trump v snoop dogg I think that's a tough decision

what does snoop dogg think about net neutrality

# ? Aug 5, 2015 06:24

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

mdm posted:

drat thats a tough choice i was gonna go with trump because all the other republicans and democrats are fascists, but if it's trump v snoop dogg I think that's a tough decision

what does snoop dogg think about net neutrality

he's all for it as part of his platform to keep prying eyes (government or corporate) off of your internet usage, since that way you can buy the dankest weed et cetera off of the darknets no problemo

# ? Aug 5, 2015 06:27

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

FIRST TIME posted:

You're telling me that Donald Trump wouldn't?

this guy has a point

# ? Aug 5, 2015 06:40

Flynn Taggart: Jun 14, 2006

What exactly would happen if trump got elected

I mean, what is the most harm he could possibly do

# ? Aug 5, 2015 06:46

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

FIRST TIME posted:

You're telling me that Donald Trump wouldn't?

He has a diamond encrusted skull to be stolen in the first place? (I don't doubt it but I'd never heard about such a thing. Fiddy had a game about his adventures at least.)

# ? Aug 5, 2015 06:50

Commie NedFlanders: Mar 8, 2014

Flynn Taggart posted:

What exactly would happen if trump got elected

I mean, what is the most harm he could possibly do

# ? Aug 5, 2015 06:52

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

AbbadonOfHell posted:

He has a diamond encrusted skull to be stolen in the first place? (I don't doubt it but I'd never heard about such a thing. Fiddy had a game about his adventures at least.)

Yeah, I know about the 50 Cent game. It just sounded like such a Trump thing to do as well.

# ? Aug 5, 2015 06:54

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Flynn Taggart posted:

What exactly would happen if trump got elected

I mean, what is the most harm he could possibly do

Force us to eat our pizza backwards.

# ? Aug 5, 2015 06:54

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

FIRST TIME posted:

Yeah, I know about the 50 Cent game. It just sounded like such a Trump thing to do as well.

Oh it would be he just don't have the skull to be stolen yet.

# ? Aug 5, 2015 06:54

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

FIRST TIME posted:

Force us to eat our pizza backwards.

I might vote for Trump if David "The Admiral" Robinson is his running mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNYzbesuUX0

# ? Aug 5, 2015 06:55

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

No other countries would be getting any boards or points in the paint with him on the floor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g7hwxEJ2zE

proof of concept fucked around with this message at 06:59 on Aug 5, 2015

# ? Aug 5, 2015 06:55

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FIRST TIME posted:

Yeah, I know about the 50 Cent game. It just sounded like such a Trump thing to do as well.

donald trump: become the president or die trying

it's one of those games where you die at the end

# ? Aug 5, 2015 07:04

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Rodman would be obvs for Secretary of State.

# ? Aug 5, 2015 07:04

Flynn Taggart: Jun 14, 2006

If a person were to get elected, and then just turn around and intentionally gently caress up everything as much as they possibly could

How much damage we talking?

# ? Aug 5, 2015 07:11

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

not much considering checks and balances tbh its convincing the other two branches to go along with it thats the hard part

# ? Aug 5, 2015 07:13

Clemocracy: Jul 21, 2015; by Ralp

before they are impeached? Not as much as you'd think

# ? Aug 5, 2015 07:14

Flynn Taggart: Jun 14, 2006

Let's elect Donald Trump.

# ? Aug 5, 2015 07:15

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Flynn Taggart posted:

Let's elect Donald Trump.

nah, Snoop Dogg would be way better, you're kidding yourself if you think otherwise

# ? Aug 5, 2015 07:16

Flynn Taggart: Jun 14, 2006

P sure felons can't run for prez

# ? Aug 5, 2015 07:18

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Flynn Taggart posted:

P sure felons can't run for prez

oh yeah? Where does it say that in the constitution hotshot?

(I mean maybe it does, they didn't say anything about that in high school civics so be a doll and c/p the relevant words)

:weed:

# ? Aug 5, 2015 07:23

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Flynn Taggart posted:

P sure felons can't run for prez

as long as you're legally allowed to vote, it doesn't matter

# ? Aug 5, 2015 07:33

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Flynn Taggart: Jun 14, 2006

FIRST TIME posted:

as long as you're legally allowed to vote, it doesn't matter

P sure felons can't vote

# ? Aug 5, 2015 07:34

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