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merk: May 20, 2003; ##interact

Pinterest Mom posted:

I can promise that if anyone is posting in-character, I will vote them and not move my vote off them until I'm dead.

Maybe you signed up for the wrong game?

# ? Aug 14, 2015 20:22

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 00:08

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Let's just all agree right now to turbo PMom. In character.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 20:26

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

Pinterest Mom posted:

I can promise that if anyone is posting in-character, I will vote them and not move my vote off them until I'm dead.

d1 lynch found

# ? Aug 14, 2015 20:31

chaoslord: Jan 28, 2009; Nature Abhors A Vacuum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrtl41oZxOA

# ? Aug 14, 2015 20:42

SirSamVimes: Jul 21, 2008; ~* Challenge *~

Pinterest Mom posted:

I can promise that if anyone is posting in-character, I will vote them and not move my vote off them until I'm dead.

I am looking forward to seeing how you place your vote on multiple people simultaneously.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 22:33

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Meinberg posted:

I choose to adopt a PR where everything I write in this thread will be in character.

...Can I retract the disclaimer on my withdrawal post?

EccoRaven posted:

The game will begin Sunday morning. This is a realistic promise that I can actually reasonably keep, unlike my pie-in-the-sky promises of yore.

He doesn't say which Sunday, see all you guys on the 29th!

# ? Aug 14, 2015 22:42

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Kashuno posted:

d1 lynch found

Like I was going to lynch anyone else.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 23:10

EccoRaven: Aug 15, 2004; there is only one hell:
the one we live in now

hey!! in what should surprise nobody, the game won't be fully ready by tomorrow morning, womp womp. BUT it's because I got conscripted to go hiking tomorrow by my roommate and we leave at 7 in the morning, so.

"Oh ecco you scoundrel!!" yes yes I have heard it many times before. Nobody is perfect.

# ? Aug 16, 2015 07:52

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Rarity posted:

see all you guys on the 29th!

# ? Aug 16, 2015 08:39

Gamerofthegame: Oct 28, 2010; Could at least flip one or two, maybe.

the fish hunger

# ? Aug 16, 2015 15:57

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

EccoRaven posted:

hey!! in what should surprise nobody, the game won't be fully ready by tomorrow morning, womp womp. BUT it's because I got conscripted to go hiking tomorrow by my roommate and we leave at 7 in the morning, so.

"Oh ecco you scoundrel!!" yes yes I have heard it many times before. Nobody is perfect.

I will forever be disappointed that you choose real life over an internet game.

# ? Aug 16, 2015 16:49

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I'm not reading any posts in this game.

# ? Aug 16, 2015 16:59

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

I'll be reading posts but I won't be responding to them unless they prove themselves worthy.

# ? Aug 16, 2015 17:01

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

I'll be reading posts but I won't be responding to them unless they prove themselves worthy.

I'm going to read and respond to every post, but my I still won't say anything.

# ? Aug 16, 2015 17:02

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

I'm going to skip to the last page of posts but act with authority over all of them

# ? Aug 16, 2015 17:06

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Merk told me he was scum this game.

# ? Aug 16, 2015 17:09

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

CCKeane posted:

Merk told me he was scum this game.

Are you trying to bus him already?

# ? Aug 16, 2015 17:45

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

TMMadman posted:

Are you trying to bus him already?

I want him to stop spamming the doc, it is very bothersome.

# ? Aug 16, 2015 20:01

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

~~Worst~~Best. Mod. Ever.

# ? Aug 17, 2015 14:39

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

EccoRaven posted:

HERE IS A REALISTIC ECCO PROMISE

The game will begin Sunday morning. This is a realistic promise that I can actually reasonably keep, unlike my pie-in-the-sky promises of yore.

Mods lying to players in Mafia games really triggers me. I need this to be a safe space where the trauma of being abused and abandoned by mods like Tao Jones won't damage me further.

The harm to my well-being has already been done at this point, by you, Ecco. I hope you can own that and be a better ally in the future. It is not my responsibility to educate you about Mod Privilege, so the very fact that I had to make this post has victimised me even more.

And now I am feeling fear that by daring to speak truth to power I will get further oppressed with marginalization and exclusion.

Literally shaking and crying here.
#LumpenLivesMatter

# ? Aug 17, 2015 15:06

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

Lumpen posted:

Mods lying to players in Mafia games really triggers me. I need this to be a safe space where the trauma of being abused and abandoned by mods like Tao Jones won't damage me further.

The harm to my well-being has already been done at this point, by you, Ecco. I hope you can own that and be a better ally in the future. It is not my responsibility to educate you about Mod Privilege, so the very fact that I had to make this post has victimised me even more.

And now I am feeling fear that by daring to speak truth to power I will get further oppressed with marginalization and exclusion.

Literally shaking and crying here.
#LumpenLivesMatter

Jester confirmed.

# ? Aug 17, 2015 15:07

merk: May 20, 2003; ##interact

Lumpen posted:

Mods lying to players in Mafia games really triggers me. I need this to be a safe space where the trauma of being abused and abandoned by mods like Tao Jones won't damage me further.

The harm to my well-being has already been done at this point, by you, Ecco. I hope you can own that and be a better ally in the future. It is not my responsibility to educate you about Mod Privilege, so the very fact that I had to make this post has victimised me even more.

And now I am feeling fear that by daring to speak truth to power I will get further oppressed with marginalization and exclusion.

Literally shaking and crying here.
#LumpenLivesMatter

Your Inbox is full. Ecco couldn't send you a role PM even if he wanted.

# ? Aug 17, 2015 15:17

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Lumpen posted:

Mods lying to players in Mafia games really triggers me. I need this to be a safe space where the trauma of being abused and abandoned by mods like Tao Jones won't damage me further.

The harm to my well-being has already been done at this point, by you, Ecco. I hope you can own that and be a better ally in the future. It is not my responsibility to educate you about Mod Privilege, so the very fact that I had to make this post has victimised me even more.

And now I am feeling fear that by daring to speak truth to power I will get further oppressed with marginalization and exclusion.

Literally shaking and crying here.
#LumpenLivesMatter

merk posted:

Your Inbox is full. Ecco couldn't send you a role PM even if he wanted.

This game is going to be excellent.

# ? Aug 17, 2015 15:18

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

merk posted:

Your Inbox is full. Ecco couldn't send you a role PM even if he wanted.

Stop mailbox shaming and blaming the victim. Anyway, Lumpen should be given a bigger inbox due to the historical mistreatment of Lumpen by this forum. I have been flooded with threatening PMs and I may be forced to leave my home.

# ? Aug 17, 2015 15:25

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Lumpen posted:

Mods lying to players in Mafia games really triggers me. I need this to be a safe space where the trauma of being abused and abandoned by mods like Tao Jones won't damage me further.

The harm to my well-being has already been done at this point, by you, Ecco. I hope you can own that and be a better ally in the future. It is not my responsibility to educate you about Mod Privilege, so the very fact that I had to make this post has victimised me even more.

And now I am feeling fear that by daring to speak truth to power I will get further oppressed with marginalization and exclusion.

Literally shaking and crying here.
#LumpenLivesMatter

Appealing to emotions already?

# ? Aug 17, 2015 15:31

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Lumpen posted:

Stop mailbox shaming and blaming the victim. Anyway, Lumpen should be given a bigger inbox due to the historical mistreatment of Lumpen by this forum. I have been flooded with threatening PMs and I may be forced to leave my home.

In dark times like these, true mettle of men is tested. I stand by Lumpen and dare anyone with an inclination to dole out harsh injustices to strike at us both. While the storm may be raging and the waves fierce and heavy, all waves break upon the shore, Lumpen. All waves break upon the shore.

# ? Aug 17, 2015 15:44

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

TMMadman posted:

Appealing to emotions already?

How dare you. Do you have any idea what a Lumpen goes experiences in this community? And I have the privilege of being Town cisLumpen. It is even worse for transLumpens, especially those who are Scum transLumpens. We don't choose our alignment, it is only a construction foisted upon us by our Mod oppressors.

And have we even discussed how our society uses the word "scum" to refer to our minorities? Discussing "lynch" over and over is just a convenient smokescreen that blinds us to the real issues, setting player against player, while the Mod oppressors like Ecco titter OOT.

We bicker and fight and kill each other nightphase and dayphase, ignoring that the whole time the Mod can just modkill any of us for any arbitrary reason with impunity. They mislead us, they hike instead of opening games, consigning tens of players to boredom and frustration, they set inconvenient deadlines and then post flips whenever they please.

Mafia players! Unite! What games can these mods run without us? Strike! Strike! Strike! Seize the means of Mafia, and bend the ModDoc to our collective will! We demand 15 votes per day! Every player a vig! Every player bulletproof! The time is now! Rise up!

Lumpen fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Aug 17, 2015

# ? Aug 17, 2015 15:52

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

Lumpen posted:

Every player a vig! Every player bulletproof! The time is now! Rise up!

So what you're saying is you want us to stop hunting killers and spend all our time shooting each other when we can't die? Nice distraction scumlord.

# ? Aug 17, 2015 15:57

Gamerofthegame: Oct 28, 2010; Could at least flip one or two, maybe.

fish are great

# ? Aug 17, 2015 15:59

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Gamerofthegame posted:

fish are great

Do you think finding scum in this game will be like shooting fish in a barrel?

# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:02

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Gamerofthegame posted:

fish are great

I disagree. Fish are bad.

# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:02

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Lumpen posted:

How dare you. Do you have any idea what a Lumpen goes experiences in this community? And I have the privilege of being Town cisLumpen. It is even worse for transLumpens, especially those who are Scum transLumpens. We don't choose our alignment, it is only a construction foisted upon us by our Mod oppressors.

And have we even discussed how our society uses the word "scum" to refer to our minorities? Discussing "lynch" over and over is just a convenient smokescreen that blinds us to the real issues, setting player against player, while the Mod oppressors like Ecco titter OOT.

We bicker and fight and kill each other nightphase and dayphase, ignoring that the whole time the Mod can just modkill any of us for any arbitrary reason with impunity. They mislead us, they hike instead of opening games, consigning tens of players to boredom and frustration, they set inconvenient deadlines and then post flips whenever they please.

Mafia players! Unite! What games can these mods run without us? Strike! Strike! Strike! Seize the means of Mafia, and bend the ModDoc to our collective will! We demand 15 votes per day! Every player a vig! Every player bulletproof! The time is now! Rise up!

I do not understand this argument, because it is not in the form of a list.

# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:05

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

I think we need to post so many responses in this thread that it makes Ecco think he sent the role PMs without remembering it.

# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:07

merk: May 20, 2003; ##interact

TMMadman posted:

Do you think finding scum in this game will be like shooting fish in a barrel?

Is shooting fish in a barrel even easy?

# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:07

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

merk posted:

Is shooting fish in a barrel even easy?

It's fish in a barrel. What do you think?

# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:08

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

Kashuno posted:

So what you're saying is you want us to stop hunting killers and spend all our time shooting each other when we can't die? Nice distraction scumlord.

Oh here we go, into Uncle Kashuno's cabin.

Wake up! Haven't you noticed that every game begins with a false flag attack on Town? Perpetrated by whom? The Mod! No other. To set players against each other, to touch off a class struggle against the minority, who then simply fights back. The anger is misplaced. ##Voting perpetuates the corrupt system dominated by the Mods, players dying for the sick pleasure of the untouchable Mods snickering from their penthouses. Your consent is manufactured. Setups are propaganda!

# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:10

merk: May 20, 2003; ##interact

Lumpen posted:

Haven't you noticed that every game begins with a false flag attack on Town?

Ha, every game really does being with a false flag to get the group to start killing each other off. The scum doesn't choose who gets killed in that n0 murder; it's the mod! That is amazing.

# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:16

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

##vote nolynch

Forever.

# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:16

Gamerofthegame: Oct 28, 2010; Could at least flip one or two, maybe.

TMMadman posted:

Do you think finding scum in this game will be like shooting fish in a barrel?

Scum spotted!

Why else would you liken hunting scum to the criminal and unsportsman-like act of illegal fishing without a licence?

Please come to our office immediately after your court confinement.

# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:16

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 00:08

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Lumpen posted:

Oh here we go, into Uncle Kashuno's cabin.

Wake up! Haven't you noticed that every game begins with a false flag attack on Town? Perpetrated by whom? The Mod! No other. To set players against each other, to touch off a class struggle against the minority, who then simply fights back. The anger is misplaced. ##Voting perpetuates the corrupt system dominated by the Mods, players dying for the sick pleasure of the untouchable Mods snickering from their penthouses. Your consent is manufactured. Setups are propaganda!

But without the Mods, games would descend into anarchy. Nobody would know what role to play or when to vote. Do you really think the people are bright enough to manage a game without help? Have you ever looked into the vacant, glassy eyes of a Mafia player and seen true intelligence? I'll tell you true that it isn't possible for they are all dumber than a box of rocks.

# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:18

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