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When someone leaves the office/patio door open: Hey buddy! I ain't tryna fight global warming here! (please add your own below )
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 23:31 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 12:49 |
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when someone is being an all around grump: "looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!!!" note this only works on Mondays
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 23:32 |
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Smythe posted:When someone leaves the office/patio door open: Hey buddy! I ain't tryna fight global warming here!
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 23:34 |
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Smythe posted:When someone leaves the office/patio door open: Hey buddy! I ain't tryna fight global warming here!
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 23:34 |
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working hard or hardly working, op?
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 23:38 |
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this one always gets a laugh at the watercooler. +1
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 23:40 |
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"your dad deserved cancer" ( FYI this only works if the persons father had cancer and deserved it) hth and bless
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 23:41 |
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no I will not fix your computer!!!
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# ? Aug 5, 2015 23:43 |
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No, I will not fix your computer.
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 00:07 |
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You fucker
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 00:07 |
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OPEN A TICKET!!
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 00:07 |
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the jerk store called, they're running out of you!!
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 00:09 |
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nice going beta bitch
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 00:16 |
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*lets out a blood-curdling scream in the middle of a meeting, followed by tearfully asking everyone there what we're all doing with our short, temporary lives*
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 00:29 |
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gargle chome posted:nice going beta bitch say this to QA people
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 00:35 |
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WHOS THE loving DEAD MAN THAT ATE MY LAST BABYBEL OUT OF THE GODDAMNED FRIDGE?
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 01:12 |
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LIVIN THE DREAM
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 01:22 |
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HAVIN FUN YET
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 01:22 |
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GO SEAHAWKS
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 01:23 |
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slam flanders posted:LIVIN THE DREAM GET SOME!
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 01:24 |
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MY WIFE
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 01:27 |
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slam flanders posted:HAVIN FUN YET I work with a guy who looks like Adam Scott and I ask him this every single day
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 02:12 |
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Smythe posted:When someone leaves the office
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 03:12 |
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slam flanders posted:GO SEAHAWKS actually, the patriots are better
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 03:12 |
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slam flanders posted:LIVIN THE DREAM
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 03:13 |
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Linux Pirate posted:WHOS THE loving DEAD MAN THAT ATE MY LAST BABYBEL OUT OF THE GODDAMNED FRIDGE? red babybel crew
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 03:15 |
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Linux Pirate posted:MY WIFE MY FAMILY
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 03:17 |
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oh, uh 'please leave my office or i will call security'
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 03:17 |
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the owner of the company i work at has a name plaque that says FUCKER IN CHARGE OF ALL YOU loving FUCKS on his desk
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 03:18 |
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Roosevelt posted:the owner of the company i work at has a name plaque that says FUCKER IN CHARGE OF ALL YOU loving FUCKS on his desk Lmfao. Wacky as heck. Buy this man an account!!
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 03:22 |
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YATATATATATATA KICK PUNCH IT'S ALL IN THE MIND
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 04:19 |
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slam flanders posted:LIVIN THE DREAM jfc this
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 04:45 |
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are you going to eat that? *points at your mother's hoo hah*
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 04:47 |
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"have you tried turning it off then on again?"
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# ? Aug 6, 2015 04:48 |
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when I take a rx out and I say "for Barbara" but there is only a dude and he doesn't respond I say "are you Barbara?" that usually gets a smile but sometimes it's like they don't get the joke and it falls flat and it's awkward as poo poo
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 02:48 |
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don't talk to me until I've had my coffee* * use this one all day long for extra hilarity
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 03:42 |
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just another day in paradise!
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 09:46 |
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welcome to the watering hole did you come here to wet your whistle?
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 14:09 |
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i'll look into this and get back to you as soon as i can. (aka shut up and stop calling me and send me a loving EMAIL GOD DAMNIT THATS WHAT EMAIL IS FOR)
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 17:29 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 12:49 |
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Linux Pirate posted:WHOS THE loving DEAD MAN THAT ATE MY LAST BABYBEL OUT OF THE GODDAMNED FRIDGE? this has to be followed up with AND WHAT oval office THOUGHT IT WAS OK TO MICROWAVE FISH FOR LUNCH for full effect.
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 17:36 |