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You gently caress with the ducks, you gon' get the beak. or, if we're being honest, the terrifying corkscrew shaped and spine laden penis.
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Infinitum posted:Still in bed.. Prolly gonna go back to sleep.. Will you knuckleheads knock it off with the spoilers please? 99.9999999% of he lore discussion that's going to come up isn't really a spoiler - it's deep background that's, at best, obliquely referenced as background information in an event that you may or may not even see. But the fact that that information exists at all is a big part of what makes kodp so rich and also what makes these LP threads so much fun.
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Pumpkinreaper posted:Propitiate Malia.
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Aug 7, 2015 05:39
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Subjugate the Ducks and make them give us 50 food Also? Stop trying to Kill As Many As Possible when you raid. It's almost never a good option unless you're in end game blood feud mode, it's harder to win, and it makes all the clans around you really angry. The goal of any good raid is to take their stuff and run. Always Plunder unless you have a good reason not to. (Good reasons not to include: obliterating old enemies in late game, burning steads to push another clan off the map, taking captives from a very weakened clan to extract more in ransom than you could plunder.)
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Aug 7, 2015 13:23
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Ask them to teach us how to honor Uralda. We don't have a shrine to Uralda because we don't know any of her mysteries. If they can teach us one of those, we can save a season spent sacrificing.
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Aug 8, 2015 06:14
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The Law is on our side, and we should let our lawyer make that case. (1)
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Aug 9, 2015 16:28
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Kanthulhu posted:Heroquest's ruleset is awful even though the setting is brilliant. Good news! In the very near future, you will be able to play 13th Age in Glorantha. So you can get your D20 fix in this fantastic world.
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Aug 12, 2015 04:03
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Those ancient Elmali treasures, the Flashlight and the Velvet Rope.
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Aug 14, 2015 02:00
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Never Heroquest in consecutive years if you can help it.
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Aug 14, 2015 14:17
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Drive them off! Carnies are creeps and weirdos under the best of circumstances. Skeleton carnies? Minotaur carnies? No thank you, kindly get the gently caress off our Tula before you bring down Humakt's wrath.
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Aug 15, 2015 15:24
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Let's get on Humakt's good side. It's past time we learned Truesword, to better defend our Tula and our Cows. Especially those of our cows that don't happen to be presently on our Tula. Those need extra defending.
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Aug 17, 2015 03:41
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Infinitum posted:I was considering putting Farnan and Ernaldness on the clan ring next year. Ernaldness ABSOLUTELY belongs on the ring. BUT, is her Combat better than Korlmars? If it's not, wait until he dies, and until he does, keep her constantly exploring and run Humakt's quest with her again in a few years to buff her up. She's our Warleader for decades to come, but we can afford to let her apprentice a while longer. Farnan is a bit more complicated. Bargaining is the one stat where you MAYBE don't want your best person in the ring, but rather out in the world dickering and trading and emissary-ing. What I'd do? Put the one of the two with LOWER Customs on the ring - your lawspeaker/Lankhor Mhy dude can handle that stuff at home, and being on the road requires that skill too. If Custom is equal, send higher Leadership or Combat of the two on the road.
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Aug 17, 2015 14:52
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Which Heroquests do we know right now? If we know Elmal or Ernaldas or Orlanth and Aroka, well, obviously do one of those. If not, send the Humakti back to do it again for a reward that doesn't suck.
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Aug 18, 2015 05:14
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Listen, if we're gonna do this, we're gonna need Payment Upfront. No disrespect or nothing, but these guys are not exactly proving themselves to be the most trustworthy bunch right about now.
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Aug 18, 2015 13:03
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Infinitum posted:2 votes to decline. My vote is to raid! I just want to make sure they pay us for it!
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Aug 18, 2015 13:44
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THIS IS A JOB FOR EURMAL.
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Aug 18, 2015 14:15
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Listen, we've got a whole crate load of this totally not-cursed wine. Why don't you dudes help us drink it all at a BBQ this weekend, and then we'll be totally square, right? Right.
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Aug 18, 2015 16:27
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Neopie posted:guys 112 food left over from last year. The harvest is about to come in. Let's eat the leftovers before they spoil.
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Aug 18, 2015 17:01
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ProfessorCurly posted:Does that work? Sure. If anything, an Ernaldas Peace clan is the easiest way to win. Keep in mind, a peace clan doesn't never raid, they just raid less.
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Aug 18, 2015 23:51
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Sacrifice sacrifice sacrifice. We want all the mysteries. Particularly from Ernalda and Maran Gor.
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Aug 19, 2015 13:11
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Five dudes on the ring is bad mojo. Do we have a woman - maybe the one that did cowlarp TWICE with good plants/animals? And yeah, give these dudes Magic we can spare some.
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Aug 19, 2015 14:18
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Tulip posted:I still can't believe you did CowLARP instead of FoodLARP. We don't know foodlarp. Honestly, we really need to sacrifice more and build more shrines. It's at the root of all of our problems.
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Aug 19, 2015 14:35
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Infinitum posted:I will when we're not SLOWLY loving STARVING TO DEATH Well how the gently caress do you think we solve that problem?
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Aug 19, 2015 15:03
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Infinitum posted:But.. But what if I didn't want to do that.. Get Al Michaels on the line, quick.
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Aug 19, 2015 15:53
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1) HOLY poo poo. 2) now that we're out of the death spiral, let's get our food situation on a more permanently solid footing. Sacrifice to Ernalda to learn PRESERVE, and build the requisite shrine. This will keep us from wasting our inevitable surplus. Then, double down on the surplus by propitiating Barntar for the Vigor ritual. Finally propitiate Malia because as a disciple of the dread RNG, you owe thanks to chaos for this success.
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Aug 19, 2015 17:57
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Duckbag posted:
Propitiate Malia.
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Aug 20, 2015 06:01
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It looks like we did regret that.
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Aug 20, 2015 14:21
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We're listening, you untrustworthy poo poo sacks. (That's 4 for reference.)
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Aug 21, 2015 13:03
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Let's Talk Tribal Turkey.
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Aug 21, 2015 18:21
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Nemo2342 posted:What do you call us? Why, we're A Tribe Called Quest.
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Aug 21, 2015 20:39
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Rawkking posted:Quest tribe http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q6TLWqn82J4
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Aug 22, 2015 01:36
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So at this point, we're gonna groom Ernaldness to be Queen, right?
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Aug 22, 2015 19:15
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Hyper Crab Tank posted:Is there any reason he can't make Lady Cuisinart queen? She's only 20-something. Her Leadership blows, but we can fix that with some directed effort.
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Aug 22, 2015 22:57
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Infinitum posted:Propitiate Malia on Blackrock. He's learning!
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Aug 24, 2015 11:58
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Elusu is a master of finding the truth. Surely he will have no trouble discerning the truth about this rock.
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Aug 24, 2015 13:52
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Malia is the presidents daughter. I like the president. We should give his daughter a nice present.
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Aug 24, 2015 19:31
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Oh! One thing to know now that we have a Tribe and are putting magic into Heroism: The way Heroism works, you get larger stat boosts for worshippers of, and skills related to, deities to whom you have larger temples. So, for example, that Issaries temple means our Heroism magic is going to do more for Bargaining. If we want our ring (or just Ernaldness...) to get better at Combat, we should expand our shrine to Humakt. If we want to improve our current King, the temple to Orlanth is a priority, etc. etc. As for this dude, tell our bros the Greydogs about him. Or maybe tell the ducks. Will it let you send him to the ducks?
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Aug 25, 2015 12:27
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Give Gifts Generously of food if it'll let us. Stingily of cows if not. Extra stingily of goods if that's the only choice.
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Whole lotta tools in the Torkani tribe. It'd be an awful shame if they were allowed to keep on being tools without having war declared on them.
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Jenx posted:2 magic, only one point in Questing and lack of support? gently caress yes, of course you should perform a heroquest immedietly. This thing will have to crash and burn eventually, so we might as well do it now! Free HEROQUEST! Also, the beauty of this event is that, IIRC, you're guaranteed to get into the god plane, which is always great. Minor spoiler suggestion: Send Ernaldness in and have her kill Daga.
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