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greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME

Nooner posted:

A certain idiot king has become drunk with power (and probably alcohol) and changed it ):

Gonna steal that mingo-av

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
You wouldnt

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Nooner posted:

A certain idiot king has become drunk with power (and probably alcohol) and changed it ):

Ralp took the av someone else gave me and didn't even replace it, so count your blessings. I earned that poo poo.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i like cars with smooth surfaces, good mileage, and an aux input for my ipod.

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I got a Jeep Wrangler unlimited rubicon because it looked badass. Wish I got something more modern in retrospect.

Rented a Nissan Altima on a trip recently and felt like a futuristic space car compared to my jeep.

Think I chose poorly in retrospect.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
what car does a hipster drive if they can afford one

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

mdm posted:

what car does a hipster drive if they can afford one

unicycle?

Lorthdon
Feb 20, 2006
Interior Crocodile Alligator. I drive a Chevrolet Movie Theater.

nuclear_cheetos
Apr 22, 2005

mmmmmmmm......cheesy!
FiST



Also an 09 Sienna

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

mdm posted:

what car does a hipster drive if they can afford one

a tesla if they got money


or a diesel german poo poo box if they poor

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

How much does a car like that fully tricked out go for?

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
I have a Mazda 3 but I want to get a second vehicle. Thinking a bronco, f150 or town car.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
^^^broncos are fun, i've had an 88 and a 78

Kuato posted:

I got a Jeep Wrangler unlimited rubicon because it looked badass. Wish I got something more modern in retrospect.

Rented a Nissan Altima on a trip recently and felt like a futuristic space car compared to my jeep.

Think I chose poorly in retrospect.

pretty dumb choice unless you go off road

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Hobohemian posted:

How much does a car like that fully tricked out go for?

a lot

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Ramsus posted:

^^^broncos are fun, i've had an 88 and a 78


pretty dumb choice unless you go off road

How hard is it to take the back off and is it fun to drive that way?

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

for real youd be like whoa

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
I worked with a dude that had a hyundai equus. Lol at a 70k hyundai. It was really nice, though.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
what kind of car has GBS wrecked?

i wrecked a 1992 honda prelude

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

oh and re: a sick rear end impala

i mean it costs an amazing amount of money to make a car like that. unless you know how.... to do everything, basically. and have access to tons of parts cheaply

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
I've never wrecked a car but I blew the tranny on a Taurus that had like 5k miles

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
2001 aztek

no other years, just 2001

really only works in a handful of colours but it's good in those

Tom Brady posted:

I've never wrecked a car but I blew the tranny on a Taurus that had like 5k miles
that was a one-time thing and you promised me we'd never talk about it again

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

RaceBannon posted:

what kind of car has GBS wrecked?

i wrecked a 1992 honda prelude

I wrecked a 2007 honda civic, but to be honest it was mostly the semi's fault.

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde

Hobohemian posted:

How much does a car like that fully tricked out go for?

depends on how much hou are willing to spend, it can vary from a lot, to a shitload

RaceBannon posted:

what kind of car has GBS wrecked?

i wrecked a 1992 honda prelude

I drove a 1992 Lincoln Towncar into a tree

RadioactiveKid fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Aug 8, 2015

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

RadioactiveKid posted:

depends on how much hou are willing to spend, it can vary from a lot, to a shitload

I wonder if my bank will finance a lowrider if I lie and say I'm buying a lexus.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

RaceBannon posted:

what kind of car has GBS wrecked?

i wrecked a 1992 honda prelude

I had a 2000 Mirage that was actually pretty drat fun to drive, but in 2007 my stupid rear end mistook a 2-way stop for a 4-way stop and I got plowed by a massive Ford truck. :(

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Idiot Kicker posted:

I had a 2000 Mirage that was actually pretty drat fun to drive, but in 2007 my stupid rear end mistook a 2-way stop for a 4-way stop and I got plowed by a massive Ford truck. :(


I'm glad you didn't get hurt

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

Tom Brady posted:

I'm glad you didn't get hurt

It spun me around and destroyed the front end, but all I got was a strained neck muscle. I am lucky that I hit the brakes but by then I was juuuuuust over the line.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

naem posted:

Is the Honda Civic si any good? I don't need a new car and hate to spend money despite having some, something something bargain long lasting fun features??

eh depends what years, the newer ones are sort of overpriced and lame

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
I got a '07 Eclipse, feels pretty underpowered but it's pretty stylish plus i got it at under 80k miles for $6000. :henget:

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
I had a 94 eclipse that was an absolute piece of garbage

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

naem posted:

He said small lol. Why are all trucks house sized

its not really taht big

you were warned
Jul 12, 2006

(the S is for skeleton)
Back before Subaru catered to lesbian lumberjacks and street racers, they made horrible tiny cars!



I want one of the ridiculous Subaru 360 vans (with old nerd for scale):



I'm not sure if it could hold more than one present-day American at once. Three-speed manual transmission, baby :c00l:

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Mange Mite posted:

its not really taht big



I like those but I don't really want an automatic, plus they are too fancy or something. I can't quite explain why, but I don't like how they look. I want a truck that is more plain looking.

edit: basically I want one of those early-2000s style Ford Ranger crew cab diesel 4x4s that you see in news reports from Afghanistan or wherever, but a 2016 model with a warranty and everything. Just as basic and utilitarian as possible; rubber floors instead of carpet, crank windows if possible, manuals transmission, etc.

City of Tampa fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Aug 8, 2015

slicing up eyeballs
Oct 19, 2005

I got me two olives and a couple of limes


GBS being GBS, I figured the Delorean woulda popped up sooner.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Necros posted:

my neighbors car is like the cutlass' cousin


your neighbor has a grand national? that's p bad rear end man.

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Jonesy posted:

GBS being GBS, I figured the Delorean woulda popped up sooner.



I've always wanted one but they kinda suck

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May 27, 2004



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Tom Brady posted:

I've always wanted one but they kinda suck

put just about any other engine in it and it's good.

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