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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
It's all fake. Trump won

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Fox folks hating on the trumpster.

fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

Ivor Biggun posted:

Cruz wants to persecute religious liberty
What exactly did he say because LOL

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Fox News is attacking Trump for misogyny. They are pulling zero punches. It's surreal.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

The French Army! posted:

What exactly did he say because LOL

That he wants to persecute religious liberty. He hosed up

The drinking game was a mistake

fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

Wait he said it in those exact words?

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

The French Army! posted:

Wait he said it in those exact words?

I think he slipped up

pr0p
Dec 8, 2011
Chris Christie demands we spend 100% of our budget on military.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

pr0p posted:

Chris Christie demands we spend 100% of our budget on military.

BIgger military = better country, its just science

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


The Fat guy and Ron Paul's Son getting in a yelling match was my favorite part.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
"The military is for breaking things"

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Worked in Iraq

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
We don't have enough ships!! Used to be, we had fleets of battleships. We are now puny. We need MORE SHIPS.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

"The military is for breaking things"

he actually said that lol

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i mean can you believe we've still got B52s for gently caress's sake we need some sort of new super bomber for the 21st century

with vtol

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Parallax Scroll posted:

he actually said that lol

It seems like saying that would be offensive to the military

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
I didn't see presidential hopeful Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho in the midst of them, but I feel like i should have

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
tbf the military breaks a lot of things

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Moridin920 posted:

i mean can you believe we've still got B52s for gently caress's sake we need some sort of new super bomber for the 21st century

with vtol

How will we carpet bomb Vietnam style with out B-52's?

GentlemanBrofro
Mar 9, 2011

by Lowtax

memy posted:

Good post/avatar combo
all i can say is that its sincerely scary how much people are jokingly hype up trump.

your irony is lost when there are people genuinely ignorant enough to elect him.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Moridin920 posted:

tbf the military breaks a lot of things

I don't think Iraq was their idea

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

GentlemanBrofro posted:

all i can say is that its sincerely scary how much people are jokingly hype up trump.

your irony is lost when there are people genuinely ignorant enough to elect him.

I don't think you understand, I'm a religious person and I think that if we elect trump we literally deserve him. He is the wheel upon which we will be broken

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

maybe he will be a good president

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Trump is fun, but the majority of middle ground and left people would never vote for him in the real election so him becoming the republican candidate is essentially an instant win for Democrats

Hamish Campbell
Jan 2, 2006

At least we didn't get dressed up for nothin'
Yeeaaaah kill everybody, shoot guns, gently caress bitches, pray to jesus, drop bombs, diversify bonds, vote republican

honky dong
Sep 2, 2011

Parallax Scroll posted:

he actually said that lol

The first time he said it was "The military is for killing people and breaking things."

Hearts and minds

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
Excited to see which one of these guys eventually wins %65 of the white male vote but loses every other demographic and the election.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
no one believed me before when i said Kasich was the legit best candidate the GOP could run (in a world where they had any sense)

tonight proved me correct

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Zippy the Bummer posted:

no one believed me before when i said Kasich was the legit best candidate the GOP could run (in a world where they had any sense)

tonight proved me correct

He's too pure for the gop

Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN
my dad's a mailman so vote for me

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
he is this election's john huntsman but the differences are that Kasich is way more well know than huntsman and huntsman wasn't the popular governor of the most important swing state in the country

MullardEL34
Sep 30, 2008

Basking in the cathode glow

Fusilli Jerry posted:

my dad's a mailman so vote for me

His parents were killed by a drunk driver too.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Parallax Scroll posted:

maybe he will be a good president

Hamish Campbell
Jan 2, 2006

At least we didn't get dressed up for nothin'

RaceBannon posted:

I didn't see presidential hopeful Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho in the midst of them, but I feel like i should have

The front runner in this idiocracy is a billionaire lunatic rear end in a top hat birther who's catch phrase is literally "ya fiayad". When the first campaign video of Trump shooting machine guns into the air is released, we might as well call civilization done.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
We deserve it

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Debate and Discussion: Only Rosie O'Donell

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Hamish Campbell posted:

The front runner in this idiocracy is a billionaire lunatic rear end in a top hat birther who's catch phrase is literally "ya fiayad". When the first campaign video of Trump shooting machine guns into the air is released, we might as well call civilization done.

No he's the best and birthers are right

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Ginette Reno posted:

Debate and Discussion: Only Rosie O'Donell

Did D&D even have a thread for this debate? I didnt see one

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
I'm so confused right now. Hanity appears to be suck starting Trump's campaign.

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Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Carson came off alright I guess. I'm not sure if the rest of them are even human.

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