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The Yellow Ant
Apr 6, 2004

I can lift 50 times my own weight in hope.
I'm a roller derby official, imagine how I feel

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TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Horniest Manticore posted:

hey now this is where i draw the line. i've never seen my female coworkers going down on each other or indeed fondling one another's breasts

they save that for the women's bathroom, no one actually takes shits in there, there's like couches and stuff

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
i should pretend to be gay so i play fondle them booboos

The Yellow Ant
Apr 6, 2004

I can lift 50 times my own weight in hope.

Alan Smithee posted:

i should pretend to be gay so i play fondle them booboos

a gay once kissed my girlfriend to blow cigarette smoke into her lungs right in front of me, and I was like, homocucked.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
apparently at the turn of the 20th century you'd see men holding hands or walking arm-in-arm in public and it was perfectly fine but then governments and politicians got a bee up their butts bout homos and it became socially unacceptable.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
nope

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

Horniest Manticore posted:

today at work one coworker came up behind another and started braiding her hair as they chatted, like those monkeys that pick ticks off their mates. it was so natural for them. women can hold hands with each other, hug each other, even kiss each other, and it's never assumed to be sexual. they're just close with each other like that. it's really nice, actually, and i envy that. as a man, i could never go up to a woman and start, for instance, giving her a shoulder rub, or playing with another man's hair. you don't do that. it's sad. i want friends with whom i'm so comfortable i can be casually physical with. why is that so hard for men?

You can call him a little bitch and punch him in the balls though, if women do that they get ostracized from the pack

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

SmokaDustbowl posted:

this why a lot of transgender people have misogynistic ideals of what being a woman entails

Huh? Wtf are you talking about. Go braid some hair and hold a man's hand if it's that important you dipshit

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

MageMage posted:

Huh? Wtf are you talking about. Go braid some hair and hold a man's hand if it's that important you dipshit

Have you been using the search button for someone using the word tranny again?

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
maintain eye contact during your touching

Saga
Aug 17, 2009

Horniest Manticore posted:

today at work one coworker came up behind another and started braiding her hair as they chatted, like those monkeys that pick ticks off their mates. it was so natural for them. women can hold hands with each other, hug each other, even kiss each other, and it's never assumed to be sexual. they're just close with each other like that. it's really nice, actually, and i envy that. as a man, i could never go up to a woman and start, for instance, giving her a shoulder rub, or playing with another man's hair. you don't do that. it's sad. i want friends with whom i'm so comfortable i can be casually physical with. why is that so hard for men?

Grindr is full of men who want to be touched by you OP. Plus you'll get blown, what's not to like?

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
even if my favorite coworker came up behind me and started braiding my hair, i'd be sort of weirded out tbh

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

YeahTubaMike posted:

even if my favorite coworker came up behind me and started braiding my hair, i'd be sort of weirded out tbh

what if he whispered in your ear first?

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Saga posted:

Grindr is full of men who want to be touched by you OP. Plus you'll get blown, what's not to like?

It's not the same thing thats the whole point of this thread. This stupid idiot pleasure obsessed culture conflating touching to get somewhere with someone vs touching out of camarderie/kinship etc every time it can. Gays ruined everything.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
its just socially acceptable for clones to do this with each other

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
lol lol lol has anyone else not been touched in literally years lol lol lol

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Straight men should only touch each other with their fists ( palms ok in CPR situation)

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

gary oldmans diary posted:

its just socially acceptable for clones to do this with each other

and anyway he's clearly trying to give that guy a wedgie

prinneh
Jul 29, 2005
prince of denmark
I just spent a week hiking with one of my best friends. We usually go to this one mountain once a year to catch up etc. When we said goodbye, we shook hands. This was enough, anything else would have been gay.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Decebal posted:

Straight men should only touch each other with their fists


:nws: what about feet?
http://i.imgur.com/RY82b9c.gif

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
i like to play with a guy b-hole hair when im eating booty hole usually don't braid it though

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
those women sound like huge fags op

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
come to think of it, most women are fairly faggy

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Cumslut1895 posted:

lol lol lol has anyone else not been touched in literally years lol lol lol

:gbsmith:

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
"i have feelings and i'm going to talk about them" hahaha jesus christ

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
read the thread title and then popped a boner!


Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

The Science of Suck posted:

"i have feelings and i'm going to talk about them" hahaha jesus christ

loving feelings! deal with them by lifting weights or through violence

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
here's a Cosmo tip ladies: you're gay as hell

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Parallax Scroll posted:

lol if you dont suck all of your friends dicks

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
ill never forget this transgender documentary where a bunch of "ftm" transexuals were snuggling in a pile like kittens

man trapped in a woman's body my rear end

Lego Stormtrooper
Jul 29, 2008
Most girls are pretty big fag-hags and love homosexuals rouching them and playing wiht their ta-tas.

Hey OP, why not pretend to be gay... oh wait.. op is gay.

Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010


that's impressive

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
OP did you ever see the movie about the human centipede

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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a bay posted:

OP did you ever see the movie about the human centipede

that movie made no sense cuz girls dont poop

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Oberleutnant posted:

apparently at the turn of the 20th century you'd see men holding hands or walking arm-in-arm in public and it was perfectly fine but then governments and politicians got a bee up their butts bout homos and it became socially unacceptable.

according to gore vidal men had sex with each other all the time until the 1970s, when the idea that homosexuality was a permanent thing and not a behavior became widespread, and every man with a shred of attraction to women from that point on clung to it for dear life so that they weren't seen as a fag

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
sure except when they talk all kinds of poo poo on each other

Eat At Blimpees!
Aug 7, 2006
It's green, it flies, it's the Goblin Zeplin!

prinneh posted:

I just spent a week hiking with one of my best friends. We usually go to this one mountain once a year to catch up etc. When we said goodbye, we shook hands. This was enough, anything else would have been gay.

Are you cowboys?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Lego Stormtrooper posted:

Most girls are pretty big fag-hags and love homosexuals rouching them and playing wiht their ta-tas.

Hey OP, why not pretend to be gay... oh wait.. op is gay.

no true human being loves to play with titties like that and the ones that do should be shot for the purity of the movement

gently caress you fondling breasts for no reason isn't funny or cool because hurr hurr im gay

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

The Whole Internet posted:

according to gore vidal

that says a lot

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Mexicola
Jan 3, 2006
In a world that's full of shit and gasoline, baby
Get a blue collar job. Every factory or warehouse ive ever worked at men play grab rear end and do physical stuff all the time. Its all cool as long as you over-the-top admit you're gay right after you do it. Seriously.

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