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I'm a roller derby official, imagine how I feel
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 08:37 |
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Horniest Manticore posted:hey now this is where i draw the line. i've never seen my female coworkers going down on each other or indeed fondling one another's breasts they save that for the women's bathroom, no one actually takes shits in there, there's like couches and stuff
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 08:40 |
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i should pretend to be gay so i play fondle them booboos
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 08:42 |
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Alan Smithee posted:i should pretend to be gay so i play fondle them booboos a gay once kissed my girlfriend to blow cigarette smoke into her lungs right in front of me, and I was like, homocucked.
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 09:07 |
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apparently at the turn of the 20th century you'd see men holding hands or walking arm-in-arm in public and it was perfectly fine but then governments and politicians got a bee up their butts bout homos and it became socially unacceptable.
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 09:42 |
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nope
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 09:44 |
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Horniest Manticore posted:today at work one coworker came up behind another and started braiding her hair as they chatted, like those monkeys that pick ticks off their mates. it was so natural for them. women can hold hands with each other, hug each other, even kiss each other, and it's never assumed to be sexual. they're just close with each other like that. it's really nice, actually, and i envy that. as a man, i could never go up to a woman and start, for instance, giving her a shoulder rub, or playing with another man's hair. you don't do that. it's sad. i want friends with whom i'm so comfortable i can be casually physical with. why is that so hard for men? You can call him a little bitch and punch him in the balls though, if women do that they get ostracized from the pack
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 10:12 |
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SmokaDustbowl posted:this why a lot of transgender people have misogynistic ideals of what being a woman entails Huh? Wtf are you talking about. Go braid some hair and hold a man's hand if it's that important you dipshit
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 11:51 |
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MageMage posted:Huh? Wtf are you talking about. Go braid some hair and hold a man's hand if it's that important you dipshit Have you been using the search button for someone using the word tranny again?
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 11:55 |
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maintain eye contact during your touching
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 12:08 |
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Horniest Manticore posted:today at work one coworker came up behind another and started braiding her hair as they chatted, like those monkeys that pick ticks off their mates. it was so natural for them. women can hold hands with each other, hug each other, even kiss each other, and it's never assumed to be sexual. they're just close with each other like that. it's really nice, actually, and i envy that. as a man, i could never go up to a woman and start, for instance, giving her a shoulder rub, or playing with another man's hair. you don't do that. it's sad. i want friends with whom i'm so comfortable i can be casually physical with. why is that so hard for men? Grindr is full of men who want to be touched by you OP. Plus you'll get blown, what's not to like?
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 12:37 |
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even if my favorite coworker came up behind me and started braiding my hair, i'd be sort of weirded out tbh
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 12:49 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:even if my favorite coworker came up behind me and started braiding my hair, i'd be sort of weirded out tbh what if he whispered in your ear first?
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 12:52 |
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Saga posted:Grindr is full of men who want to be touched by you OP. Plus you'll get blown, what's not to like? It's not the same thing thats the whole point of this thread. This stupid idiot pleasure obsessed culture conflating touching to get somewhere with someone vs touching out of camarderie/kinship etc every time it can. Gays ruined everything.
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 13:06 |
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its just socially acceptable for clones to do this with each other
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 13:14 |
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lol lol lol has anyone else not been touched in literally years lol lol lol
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 13:20 |
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Straight men should only touch each other with their fists ( palms ok in CPR situation)
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 13:22 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:its just socially acceptable for clones to do this with each other and anyway he's clearly trying to give that guy a wedgie
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 16:05 |
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I just spent a week hiking with one of my best friends. We usually go to this one mountain once a year to catch up etc. When we said goodbye, we shook hands. This was enough, anything else would have been gay.
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 22:00 |
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Decebal posted:Straight men should only touch each other with their fists what about feet? http://i.imgur.com/RY82b9c.gif
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 22:04 |
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i like to play with a guy b-hole hair when im eating booty hole usually don't braid it though
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 22:06 |
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those women sound like huge fags op
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 22:08 |
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come to think of it, most women are fairly faggy
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 22:09 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:lol lol lol has anyone else not been touched in literally years lol lol lol
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 22:10 |
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"i have feelings and i'm going to talk about them" hahaha jesus christ
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 22:11 |
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read the thread title and then popped a boner!
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 22:11 |
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The Science of Suck posted:"i have feelings and i'm going to talk about them" hahaha jesus christ loving feelings! deal with them by lifting weights or through violence
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 22:14 |
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here's a Cosmo tip ladies: you're gay as hell
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 22:17 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:lol if you dont suck all of your friends dicks
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 22:36 |
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ill never forget this transgender documentary where a bunch of "ftm" transexuals were snuggling in a pile like kittens man trapped in a woman's body my rear end
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# ? Aug 7, 2015 23:38 |
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Most girls are pretty big fag-hags and love homosexuals rouching them and playing wiht their ta-tas. Hey OP, why not pretend to be gay... oh wait.. op is gay.
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 00:14 |
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Zzulu posted:what about feet? that's impressive
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 00:17 |
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OP did you ever see the movie about the human centipede
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 00:52 |
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a bay posted:OP did you ever see the movie about the human centipede that movie made no sense cuz girls dont poop
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 00:56 |
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Oberleutnant posted:apparently at the turn of the 20th century you'd see men holding hands or walking arm-in-arm in public and it was perfectly fine but then governments and politicians got a bee up their butts bout homos and it became socially unacceptable. according to gore vidal men had sex with each other all the time until the 1970s, when the idea that homosexuality was a permanent thing and not a behavior became widespread, and every man with a shred of attraction to women from that point on clung to it for dear life so that they weren't seen as a fag
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 02:05 |
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sure except when they talk all kinds of poo poo on each other
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 02:26 |
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prinneh posted:I just spent a week hiking with one of my best friends. We usually go to this one mountain once a year to catch up etc. When we said goodbye, we shook hands. This was enough, anything else would have been gay. Are you cowboys?
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 02:35 |
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Lego Stormtrooper posted:Most girls are pretty big fag-hags and love homosexuals rouching them and playing wiht their ta-tas. no true human being loves to play with titties like that and the ones that do should be shot for the purity of the movement gently caress you fondling breasts for no reason isn't funny or cool because hurr hurr im gay
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 03:23 |
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The Whole Internet posted:according to gore vidal that says a lot
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 03:24 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 17:26 |
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Get a blue collar job. Every factory or warehouse ive ever worked at men play grab rear end and do physical stuff all the time. Its all cool as long as you over-the-top admit you're gay right after you do it. Seriously.
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 03:34 |