UFC Fight Night 73: You Remain My Power, My Pleasure, (Face The) Pain

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DO YALL WANT A BOXC: Jul 20, 2010; HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!; Fun Shoe

tennessee is a nice state and i'm glad there's a card there, but gently caress it happens 8 days after i move to a different state.

the fight i'm looking forward to most is holtzman-christodolou. me and forums posters t-bone and vigilance used to play roller/ice hockey with him for years. t-bone in particular got into several fist fights with him during gameplay, so imagine our surprise when we found out he is an undefeated mma fighter debuting in the ufc.

he's a pretty freak athlete, he played almost exclusively roller hockey growing up to the point where he was on the US national team, then he started ice in his late teams and was good enough to play in a low professional league. i hope he wins!

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hrollins: May 20, 2003; Radio Friendly Unit Shifter

Le Saboteur posted:

Ray Borg missed weight and was clearly hobbling at the weigh ins. Did he end up making weight?

According to bloody elbow, McMann made it, but Ray Borg did not and will be fined 20% of his purse. I'm ok with this card, I've spent Saturday nights with way worse.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 05:11

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Aside from being Extremely Good As Always, the OP has also caused me to listen to Kiss From a Rose no fewer than twelve times

Thank you for that

# ? Aug 8, 2015 05:46

MacDougall: Apr 21, 2008; Definitely Australian

Marching Powder posted:

From what I saw basically your entire country is beautiful in some way. And your women love my accent. And I love your women.

They likes ours too...

http://www.goldcoastbulletin.com.au...m-1227406441575

# ? Aug 8, 2015 09:19

FishBowlRobot: Mar 21, 2006

Captain Log posted:

I live in Nashville and don't think I would go to this card with free tickets. Jesus why can't they get anyone worth a flying gently caress to come to Nashville?

Sup Nashville bro. Smylyn Sam might do something cool and Uriah Hall something weird I guess. But I decided not to request off work and went to the Braid show last night instead. Seemed like a safer way to spend time and money.

FishBowlRobot fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Aug 8, 2015

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DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

I hope the intro for his fight is exclusively footage of him playing roller hockey.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 15:55

-Atom-: Sep 13, 2003; Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Captain Log posted:

Jesus why can't they get anyone worth a flying gently caress to come to Nashville?

LOL

# ? Aug 8, 2015 16:23

niethan: Nov 22, 2005; Don't be scared, homie!

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-Atom-: Sep 13, 2003; Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

this card actually isn't that bad.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:02

Food Court Druid: Jul 17, 2007; Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.

Frankie Science should be on the main card.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:24

Doresain: Oct 7, 2003; Fun Shoe

fatherdog posted:

There is so much a man can wrestle, so long he can lay
Yooooouuuuu remain, the blanket on topside of me

Baby I compare you to a punch in the nose in the gray

This was underappreciated.

Also, bluedeanie, your OPs are genius. :golfclap:

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:31

DumbWhiteGuy: Jul 4, 2007; You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

niethan posted:

First thing I noticed was Jesus as part of his summary. Then I saw the nickname. Then I noticed he's got like a single weird piece of hair. This guy was born to do mma.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 19:04

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

His actual Mohawk looks like a lizards frill.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 19:11

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

If you had any bets going on Borg and missed the weigh ins you might want to kill those bets.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 19:40

CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

Captain Log posted:

I live in Nashville and don't think I would go to this card with free tickets. Jesus why can't they get anyone worth a flying gently caress to come to Nashville?

I am going to this card with free tickets. :kiddo:

But my friend going with me is a UFC addict so his super hype should carry me through the dull parts. Also he's met the local guy Dustin Ortiz, who the weigh in show had to mention splits logs for exercise. That Willie guy came out smug as poo poo wearing headphones and a jacket and poo poo. Guess they're playing up the redneck vs urban angle, that's a very Nashville fight.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 20:28

niethan: Nov 22, 2005; Don't be scared, homie!

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

First thing I noticed was Jesus as part of his summary. Then I saw the nickname. Then I noticed he's got like a single weird piece of hair. This guy was born to do mma.

Hope you noticed "combat wisdom"

# ? Aug 8, 2015 21:43

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Thats a good post. Very informative, because I didn't know Jelly Belly had a Devil's Choice pack where they have reputedly captured the flavor essence of baby wipes

# ? Aug 8, 2015 22:34

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

TheRationalRedditor posted:

Thats a good post. Very informative, because I didn't know Jelly Belly had a Devil's Choice pack where they have reputedly captured the flavor essence of baby wipes

If only they had a Dude Wipes flavor

# ? Aug 8, 2015 23:03

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Soon we get to see the roller hockey man fight!

# ? Aug 8, 2015 23:23

Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

Huh Hockeyman is at -1000 odds?

# ? Aug 8, 2015 23:39

Count Roland: Oct 6, 2013

They're really advertising greek national BJJ champ as though it means something?

# ? Aug 8, 2015 23:40

Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

Count Roland posted:

They're really advertising greek national BJJ champ as though it means something?

Well I think they mentioned the number of points hockeyman scored

# ? Aug 8, 2015 23:41

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Christodoulo does that "hiya" poo poo when he strikes like Holly Holm does. gently caress this guy.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 23:42

Count Roland: Oct 6, 2013

origami posted:

Well I think they mentioned the number of points hockeyman scored

Yeah but not in Buffer's announcement. The Greek guy is totally outclassed here.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 23:42

Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

He's got a decent chin at least

# ? Aug 8, 2015 23:45

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

You know you're winning when your corners advice is just "keep having fun".

# ? Aug 8, 2015 23:46

Roman Herbom: Aug 2, 2006; The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't

These guys seem really bad

# ? Aug 8, 2015 23:47

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Holtzman has been landing tons of good shots but this guy just won't go down.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 23:49

Count Roland: Oct 6, 2013

One is really bad the other is punching him lots.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 23:50

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Holtzman is sloppy if anything.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 23:50

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

I think Christodoulo is the flabbiest lightweight I've ever seen.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 23:52

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Greece's BJJ legacy has been ruined this night.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 23:54

Count Roland: Oct 6, 2013

haha they're lightweight? I guess that's why there was no KO from those uppercuts.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 23:55

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

I hope the guy who wasn't eyepoke by Kid Yamamoto wins

# ? Aug 9, 2015 00:11

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Those were some late rear end blows.

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EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

Hooray! I'm happy the guy who is the only representative of his country won.

# ? Aug 9, 2015 00:15

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006; Captain Log posted:
"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

# ? Aug 9, 2015 00:15

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006; Captain Log posted:
"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"

I love so called highlights that have parenthesis that say things like (6th fastest KO (2:18 Min) in the LHW Divisions History)

Might as well say poo poo like (11th most time walking sideways (often right) when facing a wrestler in the second round)

# ? Aug 9, 2015 00:22

-Atom-: Sep 13, 2003; Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

by love do you mean casually enjoy? because it's not that intriguing.

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Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

He faced the pain

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