i got titty swindled

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when was that last time you touched a titty?
	recently (<1 week)
	a while (2-4 weeks)
	no
	im touching your mom's titty right now, op

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

i'm a reasonable human being and i was expecting a small B cup or something, but when i went for a feel i found out it was all padded and the titty basically didn't exist and it was all padding

i wouldn't care normally but i feel like i got bamboozled. what's going on with these feminists and why do they think its okay to lie about they're titty???

post some unfortunate titty swindling stories itt

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Nightrain: Dec 17, 2004; I may be new to SA, but I've been playing guitar in the desert and on top of pianos for years

Men don't have tits you silly bastard

# ? Aug 7, 2015 05:40

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The vagina is all that matters, lol.

Would you have felt better if the tits were as big as you thought they were and she had a dick?

smdh

sorry about your gayness

# ? Aug 7, 2015 05:40

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

FIRST TIME posted:

The vagina is all that matters, lol.

Would you have felt better if the tits were as big as you thought they were and she had a dick?

smdh

sorry about your gayness

please do not kinkshame

# ? Aug 7, 2015 05:41

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

hello my name is Business Gorillas aka Gorilla Man and i would like to announce to the something awful that i like a reasonable amount of titty

i'm sorry if this is offends you but this is how i am so if you have the problem maybe you should not post itt thread...............

# ? Aug 7, 2015 05:44

Bold Robot: Jan 6, 2009; Be brave.

might have a case for fraud OP, or at least negligent misrep

# ? Aug 7, 2015 05:44

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

mr. sausage man

# ? Aug 7, 2015 05:45

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

dad gay. so what posted:

mr. sausage man

i think you should put a little more effort into that thread if you're just going to run around name dropping that all over the place

# ? Aug 7, 2015 05:46

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

thanks to the person who voted "recently (<1 week)" in the poll, we should hang out sometime and talk about our titty stories haha

# ? Aug 7, 2015 05:46

ChairmanMeow: Mar 1, 2008; Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!; Lipstick Apathy

Girl was lovely, nice, got the top off and ahhhh scars! The boobs were big but rebuilt, OMG wear that pink ribbon or something. BITCH
so repulsive

# ? Aug 7, 2015 05:48

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

lol, just lol if you're a tit man ITYOOL 2015

iT'S ALL BOUT ASSES NOW

# ? Aug 7, 2015 05:49

Big Bowie Bonanza: Dec 30, 2007; please tell me where i can date this cute boy

tits are just fake butts

# ? Aug 7, 2015 05:49

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

FIRST TIME posted:

i think you should put a little more effort into that thread if you're just going to run around name dropping that all over the place

what the gently caress are you talkin about "first time"? you got some kinda roblm? holy fikken sjit. go eat a dik. burn your housevdown.

# ? Aug 7, 2015 05:50

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

FIRST TIME posted:

lol, just lol if you're a tit man ITYOOL 2015

iT'S ALL BOUT ASSES NOW

i actually thought i was an rear end man until this girl in question had a great rear end but almost zero titty

# ? Aug 7, 2015 05:50

Amorphous Blob: Jun 26, 2009; by Lowtax
(and can't post for 2 years!)

i like a large tittay over a small tittay cuz a small tittay aint good fer poo poo!

# ? Aug 7, 2015 05:50

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

all i want is like a moderate handful and i'm not even gonna ask for a complete handful because i have big hands

# ? Aug 7, 2015 05:51

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Business Gorillas posted:

i actually thought i was an rear end man until this girl in question had a great rear end but almost zero titty

# ? Aug 7, 2015 05:51

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2OYcgr4rM

# ? Aug 7, 2015 05:53

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

my 'gently caress budy' has the great rear end of a jennifer lopez but the torso of a daniel radcliffe and the facial paralysis of a daniel radcliffe

# ? Aug 7, 2015 05:54

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IHUl8CwCvI

# ? Aug 7, 2015 05:56

Green Mind: Aug 5, 2007; Said it's ok...

For a LTR and a girl that treats you right you can't go wrong with a b cup imo. Down the line when mrs d cup is saggin and complaining of back problems, mrs b cup is jumpin on it at 7 AM

# ? Aug 7, 2015 06:30

Pulp Can Move: Oct 4, 2012

titty swindle was good in snowpiercer

# ? Aug 7, 2015 06:32

DenizenKane: Nov 6, 2013; Please. Go on.

Green Mind posted:

For a LTR and a girl that treats you right you can't go wrong with a b cup imo. Down the line when mrs d cup is saggin and complaining of back problems, mrs b cup is jumpin on it at 7 AM

The moderately sized boob is the unsung hero of our time.

# ? Aug 7, 2015 06:35

Abdul Alhazred: Mar 15, 2007

I'm sorry to hear that you've been BOOBboozled op

what would you have thought if instead of padding it was some ghetto-looking implants??? better or worse than no titty??

# ? Aug 7, 2015 06:48

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

knocker knockoffed

# ? Aug 7, 2015 06:50

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

Nightrain posted:

Men don't have tits you silly bastard

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia

# ? Aug 7, 2015 06:53

The Saurus: Dec 3, 2006; by Smythe

Secks Cauldron posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia

I have a mild case of this and it kinda sucks =( even when I slim down to the point that I have visible abs and cheekbones i still have tiny manboobs on my pecs

posting this as i touch my wife's boob

# ? Aug 7, 2015 07:00

Abdul Alhazred: Mar 15, 2007

The Saurus posted:

I have a mild case of this and it kinda sucks =( even when I slim down to the point that I have visible abs and cheekbones i still have tiny manboobs on my pecs

posting this as i touch my wife's boob

sorry to hear about your limey inbreeding

nothing compared to good old southern inbreeding USA #1

# ? Aug 7, 2015 07:05

Otacon: Aug 13, 2002

big titty ladies are keepin small boobie ladies down, they should revolt and have a face off in a jello wrestling contest, ladies? :corrupt:

# ? Aug 7, 2015 07:05

Otacon: Aug 13, 2002

also sorry for any spelling erroes, i am typing with my vagina

# ? Aug 7, 2015 07:07

naem: May 29, 2011

Green Mind posted:

For a LTR and a girl that treats you right you can't go wrong with a b cup imo. Down the line when mrs d cup is saggin and complaining of back problems, mrs b cup is jumpin on it at 7 AM

Marry a 27 year old 7 out of ten brunette with a b cup and wake up next to Sandra bullock for the next 56 years #lifehack

# ? Aug 7, 2015 07:12

Saga: Aug 17, 2009

She said p. much the same thing about your tiny dick OP.

# ? Aug 7, 2015 07:13

shut up blegum: Dec 17, 2008; --->Plastic Lawn<---

I watched a gif or image or video of some girl putting on like 3 bra's and using padding. The result was crazy and shattered my worldview. Somebody should find it and post it itt

# ? Aug 7, 2015 07:17

Abdul Alhazred: Mar 15, 2007

op you need to pack and pad your crotch to get even

# ? Aug 7, 2015 07:18

Roundup Ready: Mar 10, 2004; ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER

Bamboobzled

# ? Aug 7, 2015 07:19

circ dick soleil: Sep 27, 2012; by zen death robot

FIRST TIME posted:

Would you have felt better if the tits were as big as you thought they were and she had a dick?

thats called getting pussy puzzled

# ? Aug 7, 2015 07:21

Donovan Trip: Jan 6, 2007

Business Gorillas posted:

i actually thought i was an rear end man until this girl in question had a great rear end but almost zero titty

Agreed

# ? Aug 7, 2015 07:21

circ dick soleil: Sep 27, 2012; by zen death robot

draw nipples on her rear end instead

# ? Aug 7, 2015 07:23

Abdul Alhazred: Mar 15, 2007

circ dick soleil posted:

thats called getting pussy puzzled

actually its called "jackpot"

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Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Green Mind posted:

For a LTR and a girl that treats you right you can't go wrong with a b cup imo. Down the line when mrs d cup is saggin and complaining of back problems, mrs b cup is jumpin on it at 7 AM

this is good advice but i ended up grabbin some a cup expecting a b

even though its called an "a cup" its definitely not a grade a titty

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