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I am at the precipice of combining the perfect union of gluttony and sloth help me people I think I'm onto something
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what would you put the tortilla on when you set it down?
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Aug 7, 2015 09:46
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yoyodyne posted:what would you put the tortilla on when you set it down? Another tortilla.
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Aug 7, 2015 09:51
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lilljonas posted:Another tortilla. well this system is pretty much perfect
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Aug 7, 2015 09:58
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That's essentially what Ethiopians do, so yeah.
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Aug 7, 2015 10:17
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You could
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Aug 7, 2015 10:19
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Hobohemian posted:That's essentially what Ethiopians do, so yeah. but they cut their meat first. imagine eating a steak with a fork and knife on a tortilla plate
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Aug 7, 2015 10:19
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This only works with corn tortillas. Flour is doomed to failure.
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Aug 7, 2015 10:24
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Before earthenware was common in Europe, they often used bread as a plate. After dinner, it was often given to the poor to eat. The bread was flattish, but generally the top part of the bread was less burned than the bottom, so "Upper crust" was the best bit, and was reserved for the "best people".
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Aug 7, 2015 10:31
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This is actually what I do but I'm gluten-free and paleo so I just use a steak instead of a tortilla.
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Aug 7, 2015 10:32
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I just eat the food with my hands straight out of the pan like an animal
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Aug 7, 2015 10:36
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genesplicer posted:Before earthenware was common in Europe, they often used bread as a plate. After dinner, it was often given to the poor to eat. The bread was flattish, but generally the top part of the bread was less burned than the bottom, so "Upper crust" was the best bit, and was reserved for the "best people". Lol, European history is a travesty.
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Aug 7, 2015 10:37
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lol if your sole source of nutrition isn't soylent or daddy's cummies
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Aug 7, 2015 11:00
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Hobohemian posted:Lol, European history is amazing
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Aug 7, 2015 11:02
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they have edible drinking cups made of some kind of jello, but they're like $3 each and that's more expensive than anything i'd put in the cup
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Aug 7, 2015 11:03
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Burrito wraps or tortillas are the best medium to deliver food hands down.. 
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Aug 7, 2015 11:09
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I could probably do it but I'm incredibly dexterous.
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Aug 7, 2015 11:11
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sure. fine. whatever. well all be dead soon
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Aug 7, 2015 11:16
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get an industrial roll of aluminum foil and eat off pieces of it like plates , then you can also dare people to chew on it if you're drinking
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Aug 7, 2015 11:33
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i have a dishwasher, its pretty easy
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Aug 7, 2015 12:10
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make ur house of tortillas and suddenly what r plates nigga?
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Aug 7, 2015 12:21
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You technically could but you're such a fat loving slob that you'd still be constantly filling the tortilla to the point of bursting and then eating it while bits and pieces of your disgusting meal tumble out from the sides, onto the floor, and end up another weird lumpy stain on your carpet. Go for it.
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Aug 7, 2015 12:28
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saw a chipotle chicken tortilla wrap at an Italian restaurant yesterday. lol 'italian' chipoltle chicken wrap
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Aug 7, 2015 12:33
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i like to put my food on things
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Aug 7, 2015 13:17
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No. 6 posted:You technically could but you're such a fat loving slob that you'd still be constantly filling the tortilla to the point of bursting and then eating it while bits and pieces of your disgusting meal tumble out from the sides, onto the floor, and end up another weird lumpy stain on your carpet. 
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Aug 7, 2015 13:39
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ive thought about tortilla replacement re: toilet paper but i couldnt decided on wheat or flour so i scrapped thr whole thing
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Aug 7, 2015 13:40
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Another tip to not have to do dishes. You buy frozen pizzas, and just use the empty box as a plate.
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Aug 7, 2015 13:40
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dad gay. so what posted:i like to put my food on things Well I like to put food on my food.
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Aug 7, 2015 13:46
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dad gay. so what posted:i like to put my food on things Use your fat tummy.
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Aug 7, 2015 13:53
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if you don't want to ever do dishes just get a regular plate and don't wash it
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Aug 7, 2015 13:57
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My cabinets are filled with bread bowls. Cereal and milk? Velveeta cheese dip? Machaca beef burrito filling? Everything's goin in the bread bowl baby.
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Aug 7, 2015 14:49
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Use your fat tummy. gut shelves are very economical
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Aug 7, 2015 14:54
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use paper plates
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Aug 7, 2015 14:56
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I made a stir fry last night, I ate it in a bowl I don't think it would have been good to eat in a tortilla OP
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Aug 7, 2015 15:28
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Nooner posted:I made a stir fry last night, I ate it in a bowl I don't think it would have been good to eat in a tortilla OP Ever heard of an egg roll? Checkmate.
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Aug 7, 2015 15:51
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social vegan posted:make ur house of tortillas and suddenly what r plates nigga? this is the best post i have seen in months
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Aug 7, 2015 16:08
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Just eat nothing but saltines and diet coke. That's what I grew up on. Now excuse me so I can finish climbing up the stairs
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Aug 7, 2015 16:46
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notZaar posted:Ever heard of an egg roll? Checkmate. 
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Aug 7, 2015 16:56
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the juices soak through the tortilla and it all falls apart on you
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Aug 7, 2015 17:11
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bread bowls are perfect but what would make a utensil you could eat after or during?
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