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The Rage posted:have sex with lots of hot ladies who like to touch my muscles while my peen shrivels up inside them from my steroid abuse time to start working on those 'lingus muscles brah 
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If you get a big kegel muscle you will have a healthy boner and no incontinence issues when your older. also helps with shooting a big load into your girlfriends eye from across the room
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Aug 9, 2015 20:30
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Suck dix
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Aug 9, 2015 21:19
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Say Nothing posted:Muscles help you pick up girls... 
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Aug 9, 2015 21:23
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ElGroucho posted:I'll say that if I don't work out for a while, I start getting that mid 30s back pain Yeah this too. Although I think a lot of the decrease in backpain is from me now knowing how to lifting. I'll squat to pick poo poo up with no problem, rather than bend over like an idiot and hurt my back.
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Moridin920 posted:people ask you to help them move all the time also, if the middle of your back itches you're p much hosed
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Aug 9, 2015 21:55
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i want this to be me, this is what women want
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Aug 9, 2015 22:03
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ElGroucho posted:I'll say that if I don't work out for a while, I start getting that mid 30s back pain Same except older. Also I have three kids and I can pick them all up and carry them at once. Even if they don't want me to. This is surprisingly useful.
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Aug 9, 2015 22:11
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I don't have big muscles, but I do dig holes and move stones for a living
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Aug 9, 2015 22:15
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Groke posted:Same except older. I'm male and this gave me a huge mom boner
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Stoic Commie posted:i want this to be me, this is what women want Gaston was right
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nothing better than slipping out of the shadows and cornering some skinny, whimpering nerdling, and just sucking his dick right then and there. putting his balls in my mouth and stroking his pole with my meaty forearms. the look on his face, lmao, as he shoots streaks of jizz across my eyes and face: this is what makes lifting worthwhile
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I wish this was me
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I do random construction odd jobs a lot with family and it helps a lot to have that muscle also sex is much better with you and your partner being fit trust me oh and the best is you can be intimidating to smaller people when pissed
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Aug 10, 2015 00:23
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DOOP posted:I wish this was me I could probably lift you if you want
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Aug 10, 2015 00:25
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Lichy posted:also sex is much better with you and your partner being fit trust me ok i trust you
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ROFLburger posted:ok i trust you good... 
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Aug 10, 2015 00:29
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Applewhite posted:You can walk around oblivious and attract women.
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Aug 10, 2015 00:29
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I could probably lift you if you want This sounds fun
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Aug 10, 2015 00:41
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You can lift a large friendly dog over your head and make it anxious.
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Aug 10, 2015 00:44
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carry a keg without needed any help
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 you can beat up the protege of the woman who spurned you as part of a complicated revenge plot however, as pictured, this takes a LOT of muscles
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Aug 10, 2015 00:49
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 Professional strongmen can lift pretty much anything on the planet.
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Say Nothing posted:
That seems like a pretty huge subset of anything.
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Bip Roberts posted:That seems like a pretty huge subset of anything. Me: (Points to thing) "Can you lift that thing?" Strongman: "Sure." 
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Say Nothing posted:Me: (Points to thing) "Can you lift that thing?" whys he lifting it on a a slip'n'slide
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Aug 10, 2015 06:39
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I don't have big muscles, I dig holes and move stones for a living my condolences
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Aug 10, 2015 06:41
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screw big muscles its all about giant, dinner plate nipples now
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Aug 10, 2015 06:43
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Say Nothing posted:
Very impressive, but they'll never beat a forklift.
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Aug 10, 2015 20:19
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I have a forklift operator license so I can actually lift much heavier stuff than a muscle man that doesn't
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Aug 10, 2015 20:21
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Yeah what's the point of muscles when you have forklifts?
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Aug 10, 2015 20:26
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One day we'll miniaturized forklift technology for every day use.
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Zzulu posted:Yeah what's the point of muscles when you have forklifts? "If you think about it your penis is a muscle why use it when we have technology now" - Some weakling goon
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Aug 10, 2015 20:29
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Zzulu posted:Yeah what's the point of muscles when you have forklifts? Spoken like a true fatty
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Aug 10, 2015 20:29
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Muscle men can pick up 2 girls at once but I can pick up an entire pallet of them and put it on a shelf that's hard to reach
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Aug 10, 2015 20:29
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doctor 7 posted:Spoken like a true fatty I think he was mocking these dudes Pretty sure Zzulu is a viking looking bastard, and he likes Death, so he is a-ok in my book
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Aug 10, 2015 20:30
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ElGroucho posted:I think he was mocking these dudes Spoken like a true fatty enabler
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Aug 10, 2015 20:32
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Merging our consciousness with forklifts, creating the ultimate life form, never forget the human dream.
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Aug 10, 2015 20:36
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ElGroucho posted:I think he was mocking these dudes It's not that impressive to like a band that is really good
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LOOK AT MY MUSCLES
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