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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Hi best thread, here are some random thoughts in no particular order:

Pogba will level up with the power of the #10 shirt and destroy the league.

Will own when Mancini manages to do worse than Mazzari, and with a much better squad.

Wow, didn’t expect Pandev to show up haha.

Looking forward to two dreadful 0-0 draws between Chievo and Bologna.

'Paul Jose M’Poku’ sounds like a generated name in the year 2025 of an FM game.

I really liked how Empoli played last season so it will be a shame if they struggle, at least they managed to keep Saponara who was great for them.

Tancredi is also a huge creep and sometimes tweets drunk which is always good for a laugh

In Latin America you can watch Serie A on ESPN and Fox Sports and Serie B and Coppa Italia on Gol TV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9UjEjGc4nk

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

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silvergoose posted:

I hope Palermo doesn't go back down without Dybala. :smith:

Pipo won't allow that

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

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trem_two posted:

This isn't very good so far

It isnt, not worth waking up at 6am on a Saturday

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

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lol the Chinese game clock was like two minutes behind

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

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:siren: a thing has happened :siren:

That was a nice header

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

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Now we're talking!

Hopefully these are the first of many many goals by these two

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Just watched the goals again and Sturaro's cross was pretty great, didn't appreciate it enough when I watched it live.

Also I thought Pogba looked different, more confident and/or showing more presence. Not sure if it's a real perception or just me imagining it because I believe in the magic of the #10 shirt but I liked it.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



He might have passed the medical, but did he pass the psych exam?

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



canepazzo posted:


You can get the meaning from the keywords Romagnoli, Laziale, Funerale.


What a loving idiot, still can't believe he did that

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

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Milan are playing Perugia in the scrub round of the Coppa Italia, up 1-0 at the 15th

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

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Four injuries? Let's panic, season over lads...

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

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Soulex posted:

To be fair, you should have panicked when Allegri stepped into Conte's spot.

I did and I was wrong. Allegri is a tactical mastermind. We always have the mighty Pado to fill in anywhere so injuries are not an issue.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

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Alex Sandro to Juve is a done deal.

Simone Poodoin fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Aug 20, 2015

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



He is a Brazilian defender so he's probably a good attacker and a clown defender, can't say I've really paid attention to him.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

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mods rename me to "DJ PAULEEEEENO" tia

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

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and will become a CB sometime soon

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Today I read this ridiculous rumor: Pogba to Chelsea for Cuadrado, Oscar, Willian and 93 million euro.

Also add Lazio to the endless list of clubs who "totally want to sign Joel Campbell but won't and he will play for the Arsenal reserves next season" file.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



canepazzo posted:

Marotta just announced done deal for Cuadrado on loan.

This is cool and also good

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Troy Queef posted:

starting the Human Victory Cigar aka Simone Padoin, really quite ambitious from Allegri i must say

Maybe you havent realised but the mighty Pado is good now and is the Vidal+Pirlo+Tevez replacement.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

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Sandwolf posted:

What I'm trying to say is, Padoin is our perfect Vidal-Tevez-Pirlo replacement.

He is

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

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Goddamnit we're gonna lose 1-0

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

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I loving told you goddamnit

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

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Isla is poo poo, loan him out to Bologna or something.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



It was always gonna be tough with the team being gutted. Hopefully this was just a glitch.

I'm glad that Udinese appear to not be poo poo anymore, I just wish they hadn't shown it today.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Soulex posted:

Hahahahaha. First loss at home for a season opener guys at the Juve stadium. All brought to you by Allegri.

Side effects include rage, sudden bouts of depression, violent vomiting, screaming, and being a Juve fan

I wonder if Cuadrado will celebrate when he scores many goals for Juve against Fiorentina. I think he will, he'll do a cool dance wearing black and white.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Just tuned in to see that good goal, but most importantly to find that Bambino Pons (the argentinian singing commentator) is now on Fox Sports Serie A games. Can't way to see the songs he comes up with along the season.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

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Poor Carpi

What was the red card for? Brazilian defender so I'm imagining it was something very dumb.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

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Looks like Romagnoli aced the "How to be a Milan Defender" intensive course.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

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trem_two posted:

This is allegedly an Allegri decision.

Max, what are you doing...

We were warned, but we didn't listen...

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



:getin:





Gigi Galli posted:

Seriously though it appears this is actually happening so if somebody wants to whip up an av sized picture of Icardi that's good I'll give it to myself. If not I'll do something when I get home.

I vote pilgrim outfit

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



canepazzo posted:

Have a Matri on loan to West Ham done deal as a present.

I think he is competitive enough to play in England, but it is a great loss for us that Federica will be leaving Serie A.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyEqY1xurTM

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

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I read that the ideal turnout for West Ham was to get Zaza and ship out Carroll to Sevilla, but Juve hosed it up by pulling the Zaza deal and sending Llorente to Sevilla. West Ham were definitely the big losers here.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

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Ziggy Tzardust posted:

It's even better/funnier than that. Sevilla only went after Llorente after West Ham told Sevilla they couldn't have Carroll. Which led to us not being able to get Zaza because Llorente was on his way out. West Ham accidentally chose Carroll over Zaza and I'd be angry if it wasn't so funny. Carroll is a good striker but that transfer has hosed us over so many times it's unreal.


lmao you're right, that's even better

canepazzo posted:

Nope, Berlusconi just vetoed it. Sorry.

E: Actually, the story about this is AMAZING:

Mediaset saw a blonde guy going into a Florence hotel. It was Maxi Lopez picking up his wife. They thought it was Mexes. For some reason they decided it was a Fiorentina deal. Sky then piggybacked on this, as well as Sportitalia and Gazzetta.

Then they found out it was Maxi, and now they are making up a story about Berlusconi vetoing the transfer last minute. Amazing.

lol this is great

and to think some people hate silly season

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

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Hello friends,

What would you think is a better use of $5?

A. Throwing them in the garbage.
B. Getting this as my new avatar


Please respond and thanks in advance

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

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Soulex posted:

Giving it to Napoli should never be an option

I find this reasoning to be without flaw :golfclap:

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Also looks like Coman is off to Bayern for 28 million euro (8 now and 20 at the end of the season). That's 28 million profit but still, hopefully he's not the new Henry or something.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

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This is bad

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

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Have faith friends, Juve will win and Roma will melt down about refereeing as always. Tradition is important.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

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poo poo

Also maybe, crazy idea I know, but maybe it's time for a substitution?

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



This is a disaster, but we'll recover.

Can't wait for Roma to be all happy about this and get their hopes up before their inevitable collapse in the second half of the season.

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