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like she's funny but holy poo poo is she loving everywhere and the dumb 'lol I'm a girl w/ a potty mouth who likes dick' is wearing pretty thin Much thinner than her 
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Plus she hates America/Guns. Thumbs down forever.
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Aug 7, 2015 23:54
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her senator relative is also a bitch baby for pissing on the Iran deal
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Aug 7, 2015 23:55
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What, is she funny or something?
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quote:A man decides one night he's going to check out the new bar that opened up in town. He walks downtown and looks up at the new establishments sign, "O.P's", shrugs and goes inside. The place is really busy but he spots a seat at the bar and starts making his way to it. One step in and someone accidentally backs into him and they spill their drink all over themselves. He sees its a big black guy wearing a motorcycle jacket and his stomach sinks. The man looks down at the spill and just smiles and says to the guy "Don't worry about it!" so our man breathes a sigh of relief, says his apologies, and keeps heading to the bar. Right before he reaches the seat someone else goes to sit down, they see him and instead of shrugging it off they get up and offer him the seat! The guy can't believe it but he takes his seat and nods to the bar tender. He orders a beer off tap and the bartender tells him "It's on the house." Now the guy is really wondering what's up so he leans in and asks the bartender, "Hey buddy, how come everyone's so nice in here" and the bartender shrugs and says "No one cur". The guy leans back and takes a deep drink, letting all thoughts slip away. "That's good." he thinks. "I'm glad of it."
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Aug 7, 2015 23:56
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I read that whole quote.
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Aug 8, 2015 00:07
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OP are you sexually frustrated that you can't have sex with her?
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Aug 8, 2015 00:09
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quote:As hard as we try to get Inside Amy, we can't really get Inside Amy.
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Aug 8, 2015 00:11
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I'd rather hear about Amy Schumer, who is actually very funny ,than Taylor Swift who is a mediocre pop star the media won't shut the gently caress up about.
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Aug 8, 2015 00:12
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I've never seen any movie or television featuring Amy Schumer
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Aug 8, 2015 00:13
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id probably let her sit on my face but my standards arent very high
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Aug 8, 2015 00:13
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Lowtechs posted:OP are you sexually frustrated that you can't have sex with her? No, but if I was I could easily solve that by being at any bar at last call in the Midwest, or the South, and parts of Boston, Baltimore and most of Wyoming too.
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Aug 8, 2015 00:15
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not funny, not cute or hot. she's just an average slob of an american woman
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Aug 8, 2015 00:35
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She's a good example of the media machine getting ahold of someone talented with a unique and funny point of view and then making you utterly sick of them through overexposure and contrived bullshit.
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Aug 8, 2015 00:38
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Amy Schumer isn't that bad, but she's also not that good Ufm??
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Aug 8, 2015 00:41
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She's confusing because her standup is painfully unfunny, but about half the skits on her show are pretty funny. Maybe it's because on the show you can look at other stuff besides just her.
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Who Maybe you should stop paying attention to media for actual retarded people hahaha
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Moridin920 posted:Who Is this website/forum a media?
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Aug 8, 2015 01:03
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165 pounds and 5'7" lol
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Aug 8, 2015 01:04
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For someone who seems really open about her body, she sure does a lot of loving with her clothes on in her movie.
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Aug 8, 2015 01:07
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I liked her on Last Comic Standing BEFORE she was cool. 
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She's pretty cute but you can tell she is one extra burger and one missed trip to the gym away from ballooning up by 100 lbs. Still would after though, even though she would still be way out of my league.
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Aug 8, 2015 01:10
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who
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Andy Whomer???
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Aug 8, 2015 01:14
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i disagree with her, i think a deal with iran is necessary
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Aug 8, 2015 01:15
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Is pee in her butt she looks like she got some nice tatas
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Aug 8, 2015 01:20
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Sarah Silverman did it first.
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Aug 8, 2015 01:21
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withak posted:She's pretty cute but you can tell she is one extra burger and one missed trip to the gym away from ballooning up by 100 lbs. Still would after though, even though she would still be way out of my league. 
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Aug 8, 2015 01:23
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I stand by my post.
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Aug 8, 2015 01:23
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Whoah
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I want to be inside amy schumer
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Aug 8, 2015 01:28
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it's only a matter of time until the buzzfeed crowd decides that she doesn't live up to the insanely idealized projections they've forced on her. the inevitable fall from grace is probably going to be vicious one
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She's gross and annoying to boot.
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mdm posted:her senator relative is also a bitch baby for pissing on the Iran deal he's been a gun grabber for years that she's now teaming up with in that effort, surrender the murder-devices to be melted down goy, we know what's best
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Aug 8, 2015 01:36
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The Noble Nobbler posted:I want to be inside amy schumer looks like a baby beat you to it
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The Noble Nobbler posted:I want to be inside amy schumer you would get lost and die from starvation
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