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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Being good at math means you are good at doing math, not that you're smart or wise or that you will become anything worthwhile in life
- Pythagoras

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Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Tons of people are below 90 it doesn't make you a retard, just below average.

naem
May 29, 2011

stabbing

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Zogo posted:

Billy has a basketball card collection. All but 5 are signed. All but five are rookie cards. All but 5 are at least 10 years old. What is the minimum number of cards in Billy's collection?

:owned:

I know the answer to this - in fact it was easy for me to figure out - but I am going to let somebody else take a stab at it first.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
95. sweet, that's an A

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

my dryer broke like the button wasn't starting it so i tore the front panel off and started messing with the wires like a real smart guy.

i got it working with some help from father in law but then i had to move it and tried to lift it and carry it, all without wearing shoes

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you only make american minimum wage? sorry to hear that dude

hahahaha

ahahahahahahah

naw man you don't gotta be smart to be rich here in america

work hard, takes chances, and be white

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

Did you wave at them?

waved my dick at them but they seemed uninterested

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

waved my dick at them but they seemed uninterested

That's good. It's nice when you're nice to animals.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

EngineerSean posted:

hahahaha

ahahahahahahah

naw man you don't gotta be smart to be rich here in america

work hard, takes chances, and be white

I know. I work 40+ hours a week at 18$ an hour.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

my iq has been thrashed by my egg being scrambled by explosives

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

my high IQ number is equally matched by my dumbassery

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Shirley Crabtree posted:

id like to see you loving number nerds work out how to get into a girls knickers

you aint gonna loving work that poo poo out are you

university of life IQ > your stupid puzzle book scores

Well first, you gotta derive the cube root of the diameter of her rear end, which can be estimated by the circumference of the waistband of the knickers under investigation.
The rest must be derived by empirical methods.
(inside physics joke)

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

That's good. It's nice when you're nice to animals.

It was about 7 in the morning. Think thats why they didn't look impressed.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

It was about 7 in the morning. Think thats why they didn't look impressed.

:rolleyes: Yah, That's why.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

zimboe posted:

Well first, you gotta derive the cube root of the diameter of her rear end, which can be estimated by the circumference of the waistband of the knickers under investigation.
The rest must be derived by empirical methods.
(inside physics joke)

yeah ladies love it when you talk physics to them gets them real loving moist

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

:rolleyes: Yah, That's why.

they were already traveling, didn't want to kill their morale.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Shirley Crabtree posted:

yeah ladies love it when you talk physics to them gets them real loving moist

Schrodinger's Box.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

lol mensa is a real thing

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

TEAYCHES posted:

lol mensa is a real thing

mensa is loving hilarious you have to pay actual money to join a society just so that you can brag to other people about how much more intelligent than them you think you are thus proving that youre not intelligent at all

here is a random picture of some mensa cunts, look at these smug loving cunts

Rhizoids
Jul 4, 2009

by Ralp

Commie NedFlanders posted:

solve this in your head in under a minute (it's easy)



this isnt an iq test this is a 'do u have an education in maths' test bitch

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

mensa should be dedicated to bold new projects and ideas to help others, not sitting around patting themselves on the back

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Rhizoids posted:

this isnt an iq test this is a 'do u have an education in maths' test bitch

you're right, i got caught up in the moment and i love these brain teasers from brilliant.org :sigh:

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Commie NedFlanders posted:

mensa should be dedicated to bold new projects and ideas to help others, not sitting around patting themselves on the back

yes because being good at sodokus means you can fix the world...

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Commie NedFlanders posted:

mensa should be dedicated to bold new projects and ideas to help others, not sitting around patting themselves on the back

the fact that its just self masturbatory dedicated to nothing but jerking itself off is the only indictment you need

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

zimboe posted:

Well first, you gotta derive the cube root of the diameter of her rear end, which can be estimated by the circumference of the waistband of the knickers under investigation.
The rest must be derived by empirical methods.
(inside physics joke)

Empirical methods = gently caress her and see what happens. That's the joke.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Shirley Crabtree posted:

yes because being good at sodokus means you can fix the world...



they just need to be organized properly, put your skills to good use, whatever those skills are. everyone has different abilities and stuff.



again, this thread is getting long so I'll repeat this for people who don't want to read the whole thread.

IQ measures only a very specific and narrow type of "intelligence" and doesn't say anything about how good or talented or 'smart' you are. it just measures your propensity towards certain cognitive tasks which are good for learning and understanding things.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Mine's like 80 which is alot cause 80 is a big number like if you had 80 dollar you would be a rich guy and have a girlfriend.

Also this thread hurts my head cause how can 99% of the people be above average?

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

bern this thread down

Sk8ers4Christ
Mar 10, 2008

Lord, I ask you to watch over me as I pop an ollie off this 50-foot ramp. If I fail, I'll be seeing you.
180 according to the online test I took, same site where i got my PhD

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

zimboe posted:

Empirical methods = gently caress her and see what happens. That's the joke.

the joke is that whilst you were wasting your life on a physics degree to work this poo poo out she already got taken home and impregnated by a high school dropout

suck it nerds

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

TEAYCHES posted:

do you still posses paperwork from 1st grade? are you in your moms basement

My parents still have all of my report cards, that letter, and awards. Not sure why.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

My parents still have all of my report cards, that letter, and awards. Not sure why.

lol weird

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

if you give your life to the Lord and follow the law you will have a good and successful life. IQ doesn't matter in that regard

edit: also: expect to suffer! :v:

double edit: okay actually you're not guaranteed success you should just love God

Commie NedFlanders fucked around with this message at 22:31 on Aug 8, 2015

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

ive never taken an iq test that wasnt online bullshit but i scored in the 99th percentile in two areas on a "real" intelligence test but also a 54 in one area so im part smart guy part shmo

alt answer: my iq is 69 and im dumber than a mr sausage man

Rhizoids
Jul 4, 2009

by Ralp

Commie NedFlanders posted:

if you give your life to the Lord and follow the law you will have a good and successful life. IQ doesn't matter in that regard

edit: also: expect to suffer! :v:

youre a bad troll

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Rhizoids posted:

youre a bad troll

i just misspoke, my apologies.

i do advise people to follow the Lord, but I can't say you will be guaranteed anything at all, that's up to God

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Commie NedFlanders posted:

i just misspoke, my apologies.

i do advise people to follow the Lord, but I can't say you will be guaranteed anything at all, that's up to God

gently caress. you are a bad christian

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
I'm a genius, you should see the way I can clear zones with my max level barbarian

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Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

my apologies, i can feel the Lord's grace slipping away, I should be careful about the words I say with regards to His Truth.

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