Finally, a Practical Guide to Racism

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penus penus penus: Nov 9, 2014; by piss__donald

http://www.amazon.com/Practical-Guide-Racism-C-Dalton/dp/1592404308/ref=pd_sim_14_6?ie=UTF8&refRID=1J4K4T5SHSMCVZBTR884

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TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

im gay

# ? Aug 8, 2015 20:26

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Dress up your segregationist attitude with safe space rhetoric and you too can be a socially accepted racist.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 20:32

Whiskey Sours: Jan 25, 2014; Weather proof.

TEAYCHES posted:

im gay

I'll suck the chrome off your trailer hitch

# ? Aug 8, 2015 20:32

KewlBiens: Nov 21, 2007; by Lowtax

racism owns

# ? Aug 8, 2015 20:38

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

KewlBiens posted:

racism owns

DISAGREED

# ? Aug 8, 2015 20:40

burritolingus: Nov 6, 2007; by Ralp

Al Cowens posted:

Dress up your segregationist attitude with safe space rhetoric and you too can be a socially accepted racist.

One weird trick

# ? Aug 8, 2015 20:41

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

KewlBiens posted:

racism owns

slaves

# ? Aug 8, 2015 20:45

Borneo Jimmy: Feb 27, 2007; by Smythe

Digging the Jon Daily endorsement.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 20:46

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Me and my friend both have Sombreros on. Mine says MEXICO his says JOSE CUERVO which is more culturally insensitive?

(We are both white af)

# ? Aug 8, 2015 20:52

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

Al Cowens posted:

slaves

# ? Aug 8, 2015 20:53

ScratchAndSniff: Sep 28, 2008; This game stinks

Nooner posted:

Me and my friend both have Sombreros on. Mine says MEXICO his says JOSE CUERVO which is more culturally insensitive?

(We are both white af)

If wearing a sombrero is culturally insensitive then nobody is allowed to wear anything from another country. Good luck finding clothes not made in Asia!

# ? Aug 8, 2015 21:20

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

im white

# ? Aug 8, 2015 21:21

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Thomas Jefferson basically invented racism with his Letters From Virginia

# ? Aug 8, 2015 21:22

BigBoss: Jan 26, 2012; by Lowtax

ScratchAndSniff posted:

If wearing a sombrero is culturally insensitive then nobody is allowed to wear anything from another country. Good luck finding clothes not made in Asia!

When we were kids we used to put tape on our eyes and pretend to be Chinese. We'd do karate moves, eat with chopsticks, pee in Cokes, the whole bit.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 21:25

corpuscollossus: Apr 19, 2007

Expected to see the bible.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 21:34

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

ScratchAndSniff posted:

If wearing a sombrero is culturally insensitive then nobody is allowed to wear anything from another country. Good luck finding clothes not made in Asia!

We are celebrating mexican heritage by having a bunch of mexicans cook for and clean up after us and many many more middle class white people. FIIIESSSSTAAAAA

# ? Aug 8, 2015 21:40

SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Is hating Pokèmon racist? Stupid little demon turds the lot of them

# ? Aug 8, 2015 21:41

zimboe: Aug 3, 2012; FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Negroes cause global warming.

They are darker, dark absorbs light, thus greater heat on Earth.
So we need free air conditioning for our dusky black brethren.
and they'll be calmer and more comfortable.
...
Hey, It's a racist thread to begin with, Mods.

Refute my reasoning.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 21:47

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

BigBoss posted:

When we were kids we used to put tape on our eyes and pretend to be Chinese. We'd do karate moves, eat with chopsticks, pee in Cokes, the whole bit.

pee in cokes?

# ? Aug 8, 2015 21:47

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

jackyl posted:

pee in cokes?

he plays jokes

# ? Aug 8, 2015 21:48

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Today I learned the esoteric slur hottentot.
Yay

# ? Aug 8, 2015 21:50

zimboe: Aug 3, 2012; FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

jackyl posted:

pee in cokes?

I drink Coke.
When I pee it looks the same
Should I see a doc?

# ? Aug 8, 2015 22:43

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

Haha hey Cletus I got a good one. Why do black people run so fast?

Well you see, my friend, the negroids are fundamentally different from us in muscle mass, density, and caloric usage. While I still stress that they are as human as you and me, these differences have been noted by numerous studies and academics such as

# ? Aug 8, 2015 22:49

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Haha hey Cletus I got a good one. Why do black people run so fast?

Well you see, my friend, the negroids are fundamentally different from us in muscle mass, density, and caloric usage. While I still stress that they are as human as you and me, these differences have been noted by numerous studies and academics such as

Its funny isn't it?

# ? Aug 8, 2015 22:53

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

Nooner posted:

Me and my friend both have Sombreros on. Mine says MEXICO his says JOSE CUERVO which is more culturally insensitive?

(We are both white af)

Culture and ethnicity aren't really about race, only often associated with it, so you're fine. You could even go "Ayy-eeee! Pew pew pew!" and act like your fingers are pistols shooting up in the air, and that wouldn't be racist.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 23:44

anchoress: Dec 24, 2011; by XyloJW

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Haha hey Cletus I got a good one. Why do black people run so fast?

Well you see, my friend, the negroids are fundamentally different from us in muscle mass, density, and caloric usage. While I still stress that they are as human as you and me, these differences have been noted by numerous studies and academics such as

# ? Aug 8, 2015 23:54

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

anchoress posted:

http://madness-and-gods.tumblr.com/post/123033467661/lmaooo-unmute-this

# ? Aug 8, 2015 23:55

penus penus penus: Nov 9, 2014; by piss__donald

what a insanely misleading graph lol, true or not they went out of their way with that one

# ? Aug 9, 2015 00:03

hohhat: Sep 25, 2014

White genocide is coming. So excited.

# ? Aug 9, 2015 00:04

Immortan: Jun 6, 2015; by Shine

Agag posted:

White genocide is coming. So excited.

What about white muslims?

# ? Aug 9, 2015 00:10

hohhat: Sep 25, 2014

Immortan posted:

What about white muslims?

If you ask around SA you will learn that there is no such thing.

# ? Aug 9, 2015 00:14

Amorphous Blob: Jun 26, 2009; by Lowtax
(and can't post for 2 years!)

anchoress posted:

# ? Aug 9, 2015 00:14

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Immortan posted:

What about white muslims?

what about em?

# ? Aug 9, 2015 00:15

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Amorphous Blob posted:

lol

# ? Aug 9, 2015 00:15

Commie NedFlanders: Mar 8, 2014

quote:

Biography
In 1954, the famously reclusive former child prodigy C. H. Dalton was born to a family of wealthy robber barons in New Haven, Connecticut. It was there that he first developed his passion for anthropology, making frequent exploratory journeys "below stairs" to observe the everyday lives of his family's servants. This only after having been dissuaded from an early interest in lepidoptery by a father who deemed butterflies "too faggy" for his only son and heir.

At 14, Dalton received a full scholarship to study anthropology, but he instead concentrated in the biological sciences, hoping to prove a chemical and genetic basis for his earlier observations. Fascinated by both taxonomy and the promise of eugenics, Dalton strove to more perfectly categorize all humankind according to their genetic predispositions.

After receiving his Ph.D. in just three years, Dalton accepted the prestigious Charles Lindbergh professorship in Ethnography at the Institute for Advanced Studies in New Jersey, where he teaches an intensive course load of two lectures every other semester. He has never married.

sold

# ? Aug 9, 2015 00:16