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at dawn in the parking lot of a bar with a massive hangover. What am I doing with my life, gbs? Everything wrong or everything right
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Aug 8, 2015 22:33
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I went home and horked a few times, can't really get off my floor. I was out drinking with coworkers and vaguely remember stumbling back to my car after making an rear end of myself in some stupid dance club. Hungover phone post itt, gonna spew some more brb
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Aug 8, 2015 22:52
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I'm rockin an '06 scion xa. I call it my little toaster that tries. Not a big backseat, but I'm fuckin tiny, so it worked. I think the best part has been remembering bit by bit what I did and dreading seeing the coworker I nearly gave a lap dance to on Monday morning if he's there
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Aug 8, 2015 23:23
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I've had hangovers before and tomorrow I'll be like "HAHA THAT WAS AWESOME" but right now I seriously want to loving dig a hole and just die in it
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Aug 8, 2015 23:48
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Speleothing posted:Wait, so are you a chick? Yes
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Aug 9, 2015 00:46
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GUYS STOP posted:do you still have your wallet? this exact same thing happened to me but when i found my coat in the bar wallet was gone Still had all my poo poo, thank gently caress, but I first opened my eyes I had a bit of a  moment and then wondered how I hadn't completely smashed my phone (still in my pocket)
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Aug 9, 2015 00:54
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Windows 98 posted:Your life is a mess, OP. I haven't see "Train Wreck" but from the trailers I'm somewhat similar to Schumers character minus the getting laid while hammered (last night) and having a stupidly well paying job part which makes a lot of what happened just plain  instead of grounds for a comedy movie. Though one of the people I work with did announce very loudly that he wanted to gently caress me... he has a girlfriend, I work with him, and I still considered it.Yeah, Windows 98, you're actually right. poo poo.
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Aug 9, 2015 01:11
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jackyl posted:u will eventually not have that happen but the first few times are glorious I've woken up on the floor handcuffed to my best friend with both of us in our underwear and wrapped in a window curtain, so I'm no stranger to this
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Aug 9, 2015 01:13
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Dave_Indeed posted:
I ate a lot at the first bar, pretty sure it was the sheer amount of gin I consumed. I normally go for fermented potato juice, it was prob a stupid idea to not consume as much water as booze
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Aug 9, 2015 01:19
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jackyl posted:I've never done that It's a p fun time trying to grill your remaining friends at the party on wtf happened because neither of you remembers poo poo
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Aug 9, 2015 01:21
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Young Freud posted:What exactly did you eat at the bar? A lot of bar food is heavily salted and designed to make you thirsty so you can buy more drinks. A large bowl of bruschetta. I should've eaten like french fries covered in A1with a giant glass of water. gently caress, now I want fries
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Aug 9, 2015 01:39
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jackyl posted:I do that poo poo weekly but not the handcuffs and curtains thing Pffffff it's just not a party if there's no inexplicable nudity and fetish toys to go along with your black out 
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Aug 9, 2015 01:49
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Speleothing posted:Yeah. You're def 'that girl' at the office. Considering I haven't actually boned any coworkers, whatever. *shrug* There are plenty of of people at my facility that have/are boning, they can have fun making fun of my idiocy at dancing/over-drinking all they like
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Aug 9, 2015 02:18
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Speleothing posted:Really? Sounds like a fun place - you hiring? lol if you want to get beat up by autistic kids all day. This is why I drink and wake up in odd places
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Aug 9, 2015 02:29
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Amorphous Blob posted:have you ever gotten drunk enough to hit the kids back? jackyl posted:ur job is posting on the forums? 
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Aug 9, 2015 02:59
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Decebal posted:So, as a woman, aren't you afraid of getting molested by getting blackout drunk this often. yeah, wtf have I been doing with my life, owning up to my own mistakes!? *starts writing tumblr blogs all entitled "gently caress THE PATRIARCHY"*
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Aug 9, 2015 15:09
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Doctor Dogballs posted:that is some m.night shyamalan poo poo right there senior, you should totally make an autist shyamalan-type movie script with that twist right there. you couldn't fail any harder than him, at least, plus yours would be watchable corpuscollossus posted:What is the name of your male colleague?? I believe the one I danced all over like a seizure was named Matt. I failed to mention that part of the reason I drank quite so much was that I didn't really know these colleagues, I got invited by a friend who then ditched as soon as we got to the bar. So I made a butt of myself in front of strangers
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Aug 9, 2015 15:39
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Naerasa posted:I thought bruschetta was the little bread slices covered in tomatoes and olive oil. Since when does this get consumed via bowl? of all the poo poo that happened, the bruschetta being a pile of stuff in a bowl lined with bread slices was just NOT helping at all. My life is a joke, a JOKE I tell ya!
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Aug 9, 2015 16:26
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Decebal posted:You should switch to weed OP. You become chill, enjoy music and there's no hangover ! I would rather vape a bowl with a girl than get drunk. Except that weed is boring and turns literally everyone I know who smokes into a lazy, obnoxious sack of poo poo who can't loving get any work done. I'm astounded at what I've accomplish while downing a bottle of booze versus just sitting there while nothing loving happens for hours
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Aug 9, 2015 17:03
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Mr. Soul posted:you just suck at smoking weed. I'll take a couple of hits and remodel your kitchen, bitch boy I meant that the people around me, literally every single loving time they smoke, cannot manage to make a simple task happen without yelling in their loving ear repeatedly. I myself have never smoked weed, it holds no appeal to me. I don't give a poo poo how high people want to get on their time, they can toke it up all they please, I'd just rather stick to my liver damage in a bottle, thanks. If I want to get hosed up, I make it worth my lost time and eat a bunch of shrooms. How are people still responding to this thread, idgi
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Aug 9, 2015 17:43
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Ardemia posted:Scions are deece cars, pretty good gas mileage too. Is it an automatic or manual/ I drive stick like a boss and go vroomvroom all over. It's a p small backseat, but I was too drunk to give a shite. The xa is one of the scion models that doesn't look like one of those stupid ugly boxes, it just looks like I should paint it like one of those red/yellow Fisher Price toys
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Aug 9, 2015 17:57
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lol I live in Illinois, pretty much hosed no matter what
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Aug 9, 2015 18:09
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Stoic Commie posted:come up to michigan some time if you really want to get hosed I love Chicago and think it's a great city, but I think my state can be quite silly sometimes when it comes to stuff like this. Keys in your pocket = intent is just loving dumb. I drink because of my job, not my location though Doctor Dogballs posted:check your local privelige laws to make sure you aren't committing a technical trigger Senior, it's nothing but a trigger race out here on the streets
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Aug 9, 2015 23:24
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Mederlock posted:its really quite simple. goons are fascinated with women due to their nonexistent contact with them. other then their mothers ofc It would make more sense if the turd I replied to hadn't called me "bitch boy" tho 
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Aug 9, 2015 23:36
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