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Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Should have scrubbed Seau so Bus has more time to style on folk

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Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

The first jersey i ever had was a jerome bettis jersey

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Jerome Bettis is awkward as hell.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I should be in the hall of fame

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
I can't watch, what is Bettis doing thats so awesome?

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Rare charlie batch sighting

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

swickles posted:

I can't watch, what is Bettis doing thats so awesome?

Pandering to the huge number of Pittsburgh fans there? It's not a terrible speech but not great either.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Man, the Tingelhoff introduction was almost heartbreaking. He really should have been inducted years ago.

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lol he called Pittsburgh the best organization in football.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

lol he called Pittsburgh the best organization in football.

No, in sports

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Wow they actually got done 20 minutes early. They should send Haley back up there to fill the time.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

lol he called Pittsburgh the best organization in football.

the best organization in sports

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gently caress the Steelers

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

gently caress the Steelers

Have fun this season :D

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Also, someone needs to get Big Ben some help. His face has a terrible case of Alcoholic Bloat.

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It looks like a french boule.

Blarfk
Dec 26, 2003

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

lol he called Pittsburgh the best organization in football.

Is this really that outrageous

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

lol he called Pittsburgh the best organization in football.

accurate

Smoking Crow posted:

No, in sports

also accurate

Blarfk
Dec 26, 2003

Seriously if Pittsburgh isn't the best organization in football it's in ....the top 2? The only contender I can even think of is Dallas and well rings bitch

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
It's the Detroit Lions, groomer of two time super bowl champion Charlie Batch

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I'd say the 31 organizations that don't have serial rapists at QB rate higher, personally.


Edit: forgot Tampa, 30.

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Blarfk posted:

Seriously if Pittsburgh isn't the best organization in football it's in ....the top 2? The only contender I can even think of is Dallas and well rings bitch

Made a list for you

1) Dallas
2) San Francisco
3) Pittsburgh
4) New England
5) Green Bay

Most of Pittsburgh's championships were won in the 70s, when league parity was nowhere near where it was in even the 80s or 90s. I won't discount the two won in the 2000s, although you did play against Shaun Alexander in one of those, so come on.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Most of Pittsburgh's championships were won in the 70s, when league parity was nowhere near where it was in even the 80s or 90s. I won't discount the two won in the 2000s, although you did play against Shaun Alexander in one of those, so come on.

Pittsburgh won most of their titles in the 70s

Puts Cowboys at top

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

Pittsburgh won most of their titles in the 70s

Puts Cowboys at top

Does not understand definition of most...

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Mel Mudkiper, you are wrong.

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4/6

2/5


One of these yields a value greater than 50 percent.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Made a list for you

1) Dallas
2) San Francisco
(pre jed)
3) Pittsburgh
4) New England*
5) Green Bay

Ftfy
also think Baltimore deserves to be in that list

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

4/6

2/5


One of these yields a value greater than 50 percent.

So why not put San Fran first :smug:

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

So why not put San Fran first :smug:

Because Jed York. Also, parity.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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You also needed Troy Aikman to win three of those titles.

Bitch we did it with Terry Bradshaw

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Also, why not. San Fran can go first; both organizations are better than the Steelers and have made fewer serial rapists the face of their franchises.

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Six hard won titles versus two legit titles and three from tricking Minnesota

Cowboys 90s had luck
Steelers have skill

Fair square. No asterisks. No excuses. Grit. Steel. Blue Collar spirit.

No big tvs

No domes

Just sweat of brow and athletic skill

Pittsburgh

Dominant

Weep Cowboy bitch

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The parity of the league is always increasing, save for a few dipshit teams. So I would have put New England above everyone, but they are cheaters who will be dropped from the list once the NFL vacates all their wins.

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I cheer for the Philadelphia Football Eagles.

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The only way in which the 70s had more parity than the modern league is that in the 70s everyone was cheating. Now it's just the Patriots.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
How was Sydney Seau's speech?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Ross Angeles posted:

How was Sydney Seau's speech?

Seau Seau


























:rimshot:

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Ross Angeles posted:

How was Sydney Seau's speech?

It was good in the stadium, not sure how it went over on tv

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Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

Detroit_Dogg posted:

It's the Detroit Lions, groomer of two time super bowl champion Charlie Batch

Charlie Batch is my loving boy, now and god damned forever


Also of course the Steelers are the peak franchise, they have the most championships you silly fucks, they're the gold standard.

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