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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Daedra posted:

Should be good to go. .01 per yard for rushing and receiving yards, .04 per yard for passing.

Man, we're really valuing TDs this year, huh?

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Yoshifan823 posted:

Man, we're really valuing TDs this year, huh?
Whoops that's a typo. It's .1

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Draft in 20 minutes folks

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Dat autodraft, no mercy

Lock
Aug 8, 2007

hardcore sound gets you hypah

I have 2 rbs, and one is suspended. I do not yet have a legal team for week 1. Hokey cheatsheets and ancient valuations are no match for not autodrafting.

(don't worry, I'm still gonna pay up!)

NEEDLESS TO SAY if you are looking for a QB and have a spare RB, I'm listening.

e: trades need not solely focus on my qbs but they're about the only thing I have top-12 of

Lock fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Sep 5, 2015

Tiptoes
Apr 30, 2006

You are my underwater, underwater friends!
I told myself coming into the draft that ODB was worth any amount of money but I still didn't expect to wind up getting him for the third highest price. Oh well.

Lock
Aug 8, 2007

hardcore sound gets you hypah

oh thank god I have an RB1, my season has the barest of pulses

Captain Nanobubbles is probably the best thing I've got on my block but definitely looking to put another bandaid on the gaping, festering wound that is my RB situation.

Either that or propositioning the commish to make this a 10 ppr league.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

I have put poo poo up on the trade block for those who hosed up.

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

Tiptoes posted:

I told myself coming into the draft that ODB was worth any amount of money but I still didn't expect to wind up getting him for the third highest price. Oh well.

I remember drafting ODB for a dollar last year... Then cutting him :sigh:

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

The Big Jesus posted:

I remember drafting ODB for a dollar last year... Then cutting him :sigh:

last year i drafted nick foles

and then two weeks later someone cut brady :getin:

MrDoDo
Jun 27, 2004

You better remember quick before we haul your sweet ass down to the precinct.

The Big Jesus posted:

I remember drafting ODB for a dollar last year... Then cutting him :sigh:

I actually just went back and saw that after thinking to myself "Who got ODB last year". A perfect example of why Fantasy is a horrible loving game

Lock
Aug 8, 2007

hardcore sound gets you hypah

Kelce is making me cry.

MrDoDo
Jun 27, 2004

You better remember quick before we haul your sweet ass down to the precinct.

Lock posted:

Kelce is making me cry.

Eifert is making me cry. God drat Bengals offense :stare:

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Time to pray that Mike Wallace falls down a well before the game.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
:lol: going to lose week one by 3 points, mainly thanks to Vinatieri getting me -2

Lock
Aug 8, 2007

hardcore sound gets you hypah

I may have lost this week, but I consider it a win overall -- my terrible autodraft team is viable and might not finish last.

Bonham
Aug 14, 2009

Kill! Kill! Kill!
My starting wide receivers are Dez Bryant and Nelson Agholor dohohoho

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Noticed waivers were set at two days. I will be changing it to one day after this week's waivers go through.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
AP trade feels good man.

Also bad, real bad.

MrDoDo
Jun 27, 2004

You better remember quick before we haul your sweet ass down to the precinct.

tarbrush posted:

AP trade feels good man.

Also bad, real bad.

Lynch is finally falling apart. Looks like I might have given up on AP too early :(

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Karma has come round already in the form of Steve Smith and Andy loving Dalton.

Also the Dolphins suuuucckkk

Lock
Aug 8, 2007

hardcore sound gets you hypah

LeGarette Blount is my highest-scoring RB, and I am winning easily somehow.

We live in strange times (and Julio Jones is an effing beast).

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
So, now we wait for the stat correction. I'd like to thank Randall Cobb for getting me to this point, but they couldn't get one more yard?

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Well well I certainly am hating this year so far

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

We all laughed at DAB nation blowing all his money in the first 4 rounds of the draft..

:suicide:

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Turns out dab is a genius

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

I cocked it all up by picking up Rishard Matthews.. Hopefully Miami's TE coach unfucks the whole shebang. Unlikely though.

Still wishing I'd drafted Freeman too, fuuuck

MrDoDo
Jun 27, 2004

You better remember quick before we haul your sweet ass down to the precinct.
I can't believe I forgot to put Rawls in for Lynch. This will be a dumb loss :(

Lock
Aug 8, 2007

hardcore sound gets you hypah

and Julio Jones with the fumble recovery for a td. I'll take it.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

MrDoDo posted:

I can't believe I forgot to put Rawls in for Lynch. This will be a dumb loss :(

Dude, I need all the help I can get.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

gently caress this gay earth, and gently caress Matt Ryan.

Lock
Aug 8, 2007

hardcore sound gets you hypah

oh my god my opponent has Martavis Bryant

oh thank god he's rotting on the bench

My heart goes out to you man. Almost.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Lock posted:

oh my god my opponent has Martavis Bryant

oh thank god he's rotting on the bench

My heart goes out to you man. Almost.

gently caress fantasy football.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Yup. I have precisely one win between the two leagues I'm in, and that was only because someone forgot to sub out Lynch.

tastethehappy
Sep 11, 2008

What part of highly classified do you not understand?

Lock posted:

oh my god my opponent has Martavis Bryant

oh thank god he's rotting on the bench

My heart goes out to you man. Almost.

My only consolation is that even if I had put him in, I still would've lost.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
2-4, the cream is rising to the top

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Wooo! Fins up!

Almost makes up for the 5 weeks of hammerings.

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Sticking with Texans D/ST was the worst choice ever this season :negative:

MrDoDo
Jun 27, 2004

You better remember quick before we haul your sweet ass down to the precinct.
I don't even know why I set a lineup anymore

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Luckily tarbrush's strategy of starting the entire miami offense against me this week appears to be backfiring

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