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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

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BadgerSeat
Feb 28, 2006

Would you like to see where I keep my severed heads?




Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
pumpernickel "devil fart" bread or gtfo

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food


social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



imma take u to the bread bake shop, imma let u lick the magic baguette

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

man, there's nothing better than the feeling of a warm, firm magic baguette in my mouth

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
If you eat a carb you will die.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013


kind of wish they were éclairs, seems like a missed opportunity

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

ZombieJesus
Feb 26, 2005

He died for your sins, he rose for your BRAINS

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
This thread sure is getting stale !

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
White bread is for children.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Decebal posted:

This thread sure is getting stale !

motherfucker ill kill you !

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Moola posted:

motherfucker ill kill you !

i guess you could say.................................he's toast :xd::xd::xd::newlol::newlol:




sorry

Junk Food Jesus
Jul 10, 2012

"Then he took the Mountain Dew and the Cheetos, and looking up to heaven, he blessed them, and brake, and gave to the neckbeards to set before the multitude." - Luke 9:16

Pussy Bagel

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Decebal posted:

This thread sure is getting stale !

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
i like squirrely bread

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Matey posted:

i guess you could say.................................he's toast :xd::xd::xd::newlol::newlol:




sorry

motherfucker youre next!

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Bread has carbs no thank you

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I loving love carbs :twisted:

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
pffff bread is weak, I'll get my carbs from loving potatoes, amateurs

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Only if it's full of gluten for me ! Actually I buy th regular one and serve it to my "friends" as gluten free lol nobody notices anything

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

pffff bread is weak, I'll get my carbs from loving potatoes, amateurs

If by that you mean vodka, I'm with you.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
for every whole grain you don't eat, I will eat thousands

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

for every whole grain you don't eat, I will eat thousands

youll get really fat though

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
I mean fatter

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
http://davidduke.com/how-many-teaspoons-of-sugar-in-two-thin-slices-of-whole-wheat-bread/

http://davidduke.com/its-a-big-fat-lie-science-shows-saturated-fat-are-good-for-you-breads-grains-sugars-are-bad/

http://davidduke.com/25574/


Who knew such a white bread dude would be so against bread?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Moola posted:

youll get really fat though

at least I'll be getting nutrients and not loving up my digestive system, unlike every wingbat loving moron who thinks that cutting out one type of fat completely is the magic bullet as opposed to being disciplined wrt what you eat

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I nearly failed my biology course in college but the one lesson I remember was the professor explaining how loving stupid the no-carb diet is

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
yeah its real dumb

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Ya take a big soft loaf of bread and you make a hole in it and put some lube in there and you gently caress it real good

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
:smug: heh I've cut out all grains because cavemen never eat a grain. gonna eat all the bacon I want

*balloons up anyway because they don't control their portion size, gives up claiming diets are impossible, dies of heart congestion in their mid-40s*

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
I like Semolina

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

SF sourdough or gtfo idiot

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
el pan

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

:smug: heh I've cut out all grains because cavemen never eat a grain. gonna eat all the bacon I want

*balloons up anyway because they don't control their portion size, gives up claiming diets are impossible, dies of heart congestion in their mid-40s*

preach it dude

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Portals
Apr 18, 2012

focaccia or pugliese, please

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